The OAO RAW Thread 8/5/2006

[Hawk 34 0]

One of these days, they will cut back from commerical too early and show Vince getting a quickie with one of the divas.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA

 

You could hear Candice laughing.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

So, we know Candice can do Cinemax Friday night movies after she's done with the WWE. I did like her laughing at the end.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

PEOPLE, nothing you have seen on RAW the past few weeks has been a "shoot." Joey Styles' comments weren't a shoot and Rob Van Dam's comments weren't a shoot. Do some of you guys even know what a "shoot" is?

 

 

No shit...

 

 

If anything, it was a worked shoot.

 

If it is a worked shoot, then it isn't a shoot. In a shoot interview, nothing is off limits and the guy can say whatever he wants. In a worked shoot, the guy is told what he can't say. Which pretty much makes it a work anyway.

 

 

I know, that's why the word "worked" is in it.

[Hawk 34 0]

See! Dylan Walsh is a part of the chain gang. Cena is HIP!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

OMG my brain is really in the gutter..

 

"How will Rey over come the freakish size of Khali"

[JustJoe2k5 0]

I would love to have a wife with the looks of Candice and the attitude of Linda McMahon. I could bang her and then fondle women just as hot as her.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

So...why hasn't Linda McMahon come in to stop Vince since he's gone back with the girlies?

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

So, we know Candice can do Cinemax Friday night movies after she's done with the WWE. I did like her laughing at the end.

 

 

Ya, she was already in a softcore porn.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

PEOPLE, nothing you have seen on RAW the past few weeks has been a "shoot." Joey Styles' comments weren't a shoot and Rob Van Dam's comments weren't a shoot. Do some of you guys even know what a "shoot" is?

 

 

No shit...

 

 

If anything, it was a worked shoot.

 

If it is a worked shoot, then it isn't a shoot. In a shoot interview, nothing is off limits and the guy can say whatever he wants. In a worked shoot, the guy is told what he can't say. Which pretty much makes it a work anyway.

 

 

I know, that's why the word "worked" is in it.

 

That is also why the word "shoot" shouldn't be in it.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

So...why hasn't Linda McMahon come in to stop Vince since he's gone back with the girlies?

 

 

I was thinkin the same thing.

[Hawk 34 0]

So...why hasn't Linda McMahon come in to stop Vince since he's gone back with the girlies?

 

They alluded awhile ago that Linda basically had to accept Vince for who he is, when they mentioned the family counseling last October. Remember, Linda is a heel now too. Heels encourage adultry. See Benoit, Edge...

[razazteca 0]

Why is she on tv she has no titties!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

These guys make Edge's hanging out with the Highlander 3 people seem natural by comparison.

 

Edit: Of course, the black guy said May 19th. It is a horror movie after all.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

I'll call it, black guy will be the first one to die.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

PEOPLE, nothing you have seen on RAW the past few weeks has been a "shoot." Joey Styles' comments weren't a shoot and Rob Van Dam's comments weren't a shoot. Do some of you guys even know what a "shoot" is?

 

 

No shit...

 

 

If anything, it was a worked shoot.

 

If it is a worked shoot, then it isn't a shoot. In a shoot interview, nothing is off limits and the guy can say whatever he wants. In a worked shoot, the guy is told what he can't say. Which pretty much makes it a work anyway.

 

 

I know, that's why the word "worked" is in it.

 

That is also why the word "shoot" shouldn't be in it.

 

 

Maybe, but since it has the word worked in it, it doesn't bother me that much.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

Called It!

[jwpeer 0]

Why does it take a professional actor to accurately sell a choke for the first time in wrestling history

[Downhome 0]

Am I to assume that whatever Kane is pissed off about having to do with May 19th happened just last year, considering that he's never had anything against that date before?

[daileyxplanet 0]

Kane pisses all over the seat... What an awful costar.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

"Oh my gosh, how unprofessional was that!"

 

HAHAHHAHAHA

 

 

Good Ol' J.R.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

Am I to assume that whatever Kane is pissed off about having to do with May 19th happened just last year, considering that he's never had anything against that date before?

 

How many times have people accentuated the words like they have the past few weeks? If you just say May 19th, you should be fine. Say MAY 19TH...you die!

[Guest droptoehold]

I hope this whole Kane angle pays-off with a PPV

headlined by Kane vs. Robocop

[razazteca 0]

Black guy always dies 1st hense why Coach isnt the 3rd announcer!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Matt Striker's word of the day:

 

Audacity

 

And he picks on the West Coast Liberals.

 

Striker/Carlito tonight.

[Hawk 34 0]

Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't they air a "happy" Kane a couple months ago to promote this movie and the co-stars spoke warmly of him before they started this bullshit?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

I hope this whole Kane angle pays-off with a PPV

headlined by Kane vs. Robocop

 

With Chuckie as special guest referee.

[Hawk 34 0]

David Blaine must have been watching Raw...

 

and he's a fucking failure.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't they air a "happy" Kane a couple months ago to promote this movie and the co-stars spoke warmly of him before they started this bullshit?

 

"Months?" What is this word "months" that you keep mentioning? We, as wrestling fans, aren't expected to be able to recall events prior to last week.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

It's Matt Striker, the Argyle Assassain!