Tony149 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2006 (edited) The Patty rule is in effect, KC. That means you're free to edit whatever you want. Since the teams will meet a few times in the next couple of months I toned it down a bit. Stage hands roll out the [color=#FF0000][b]red carpet[/b][/color] as "Call Me" hits, marking the arrival of the Beverly Hills Blonds and Mackenzie DeCenzo who walk the red carpet amidst jeers. In the possession of SMN is a CLAPBOARD, a device used to mark scenes in film/TV. BUFFER LLLLLadies and gentlemen, the following contest LIVE on HeldDOWN~! is set for one fall and it is for the HI-YAH TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, the challengers...accompanied to the ring by world renowned director Mackenzie DeCenzo, at a total combined weight of 460 pounds, Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS! COLE Is that what Mackenzie sees herself as now, a director? COACH Directors are very smart people. Look at Ron Howard or Steven Spielberg. They turn crap into gold and make epic -- EPIC -- pictures. And an epic we're gonna get now that Mackenzie DeCenzo has hooked up with the Beverly Hills Blonds. As the trio round the corner and climb up the ring steps, a poster of D*LUX and Jade Rodez is waved in front of the Blonds, prompting Ned to RIP the poster to shreds! Blanchard picks up a headshot of Jade, the only piece of the poster spared and happily stuffs it down his crotch! COACH Jade likes it. She really likes it, Mikey! Look at that smile on her face. It was only a matter of time before she ended up there anyway. COLE (groans) Well anyway, ladies and gentlemen, our next match is the direct result of the events that occured a couple of weeks ago on Syndicated, when the Beverly Hills Blonds crashed The Love Shack and came to blows with D*LUX, who were Leon Rodez' guests, after a heated exchange. I don't know about you two...well, I'm pretty sure about you, Coach...but I am one of the many who feel the Blonds are being rewarded for their lack of professionalism. CABOOSE Whatever your opinion, there is no denying that the Beverly Hills Blonds association with Mackenzie DeCenzo has already paid off. Two weeks removed from their shocking return, Simon and Ned are back in a title match. COACH That's called results, baby boy. Forget Condi and Hillary, Mackenzie DeCenzo for President of the United States! [size=1]"Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime Call me (call me) oh love When you're ready we can share the wine Call me"[/size] The Blonds bounce from one side of the ring to the other, jawing with fans in every section of the arena as their music fades away. A1's "First To Believe" is cued up and the teen dream's team gleam and beam, working up a steam as they strike triumphant poses. Jade Rodez stands between her team, pointing to their HI-YAH tag belts before pointing on to the ring. "JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT! JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!" BUFFER And their opponents...being led towards the ring by their manager Ms. Jade Rodez, at a total combined weight of 397 pounds, the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions... "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE BRAVE and "TREMENDOUS" TYLER BRYANT... D*LLLLUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXX!!!! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Shayne and Tyler leap to the apron, helping Jade up and holding the ropes open for their manageress. Jade glides in while D*LUX leap into the ring and pose on the turnbuckles, to an hysterical cheer! COLE There they are, the HI-YAH tag team champions! They are one of 4 teams to have held that championship, having defeated the now-defunct team of Christian Wright and Bohemoth and The Love Doctors at Living Angleously to capture the gold. COACH We're gonna add a fifth team to that list shortly in the Beverly Hills Blonds, the only 3-time OAOAST World tag team champions. COLE They accomplished that when they were the New New Midnight Express. CABOOSE Out with the old and in with the new are Simon and Ned, looking to regain championship gold here tonight. Mackie and the Blonds nearly bust a gut seeing D*LUX hand over their accessories -- designer sunglasses and denim jackets -- to Jade. With the snap of their fingers an assistant carefully handles their silver vests and returns them backstage under a police escort! A veteran of the mat wars, Charles Robinson stands between the Blonds and D*LUX to keep the situation from escalating before the bell rings. He walks over to the Blonds and frisks them for hidden objects, the same applying to the champions as well. Both teams pass the inspection and get set for battle as the bell is rung. * DING DING * COLE Here we go. Ned Blanchard and "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant set to kick things off in this HI-YAH tag team title match. Mackie takes a seat in her director's chair ringside and forms a screen with her hands, which we'll call the HAND SCREEN~! The best production team in the business zooms in on her point of view, capturing Mackenzie filming Ned running his hands through his hair. Simon enters the picture with clapboard in hand. [b]"Beverly Hills Blonds vs. D*LUX Scene 1, Take 1 Director: Mackenzie DeCenzo"[/b] * CLAP * MACKIE Quiet on the set. And...ACTION! COLE What the heck is that? This isn't Hollywood. This is the OAOAST. COACH (whispering) Shh. Didn't you hear Mackenzie? Quiet on the set. Idiot. The Handsome Hustler wants to shake hands with Tyler before locking up but is snubbed. Ned crosses his heart and calls Tyler a good kid, re-affirming his desire to shake hands. Tyler accepts just to get it done with and is kicked in the midsection for being so naive. "Didn't your mother tell you never to accept handshakes from strangers?" Blanchard says, delivering a punch that knocks Bryant off his feet. Ned slams Tyler to the mat with a gutwrench suplex, then hits the ropes, repeatedly driving the point of the elbow into the sternum. He brings Tyler up to his feet and smashes his face into the turnbuckle. Blanchard pumpels the pop wannabe in the corner with punches and kicks, focusing in on his target with the HAND SCREEN~! Ned surprisingly abides by the referee's request to bring Tyler out of the corner...by whipping him to the far corner! The sound of Ned's footsteps rumbling towards him, Tyler grabs the top rope and floats over the Handsome Hustler, who crashes into the turnbuckles. Tyler gives Ned a taste of his own medicine, hammering away at him in the corner. Charles Robinson warns Tyler about the closed fists. About as smooth and crisp as one of his dance steps, Tyler flawlessly executes an Irish whip and flying back elbow. Bryant with the cover! ONE... TW-- KICKOUT! Tyler wastes no time tagging in the fresh man, "Showtime" Shayne Brave. Shayne uses Ned's aggression against him, sliding between his legs and drilling the Handsome Hustler with a standing dropkick. As quickly as he went down Ned is back up with the assistance of Shayne. What do an Irish whip and organ transplant have in common? The risk of rejection. That's what Ned experiences after hitting the ropes, getting returned to Shayne for a baaaaack bodydrop. Simon steps in and gets drilled square between the eyes with a sharpe right hand from Showtime Shayne. Tremendous Tyler gets in on the action, helping his partner shoot Ned to the ropes. Blanchard ducks under stereo clotheslines and leapfrogs, then stuns Tyler with a kick to the shoulder as D*LUX set for stereo backdrops. Shayne side-steps and blocks Ned's punch, hitting him with an inverted atomic drop as Tyler connects with a Yakuza kick that proves OPPOSITES ATTRACT! COLE This one could be over early. Simon is determined not to let that happen, lunging at D*LUX. It's not just his emotions that get the better of Simon, so do D*LUX, taking him over with a hiptoss. His adreanline in overdrive Simon rises up, and goes right back down courtesy of a Rock 'n' Roll Express double-team classic -- the double dropkick, except performed in stereo and not mono like in the R&Rs heyday. The Blonds use the ropes to pull themselves up, only to find out they're now shooting on-location after being clotheslined out to the floor by D*LUX! Shayne and Tyler SKIN-THE-CAT back inside the ring and wipe the Blonds out with PESCADOS! MACKIE Cut! Cut! Mackenzie rushes to the side of her team, both flat on their backs and dazed. COLE Oh, my! The Beverly Hills Blonds are down. Can they come back? We'll find out. * COMMERICAL * We return from break to the sight of Simon Singleton CHOPPING the hell out of Shayne in the Beverly Hills Blonds corner. He steps away under pressure from Charles Robinson, allowing Ned to use the TAG ROPE as a weapon, CHOKING Shayne! "BOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Back live on TSM. Triple C calling the action from Sofa Central -- and Shayne being choked with the tag rope! Turn around ref. When we went to break it was all D*LUX, but it's the Beverly Hills Blonds who are now in control of the match. The Blonds gained control... COACH Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not give that away. If you want to know how the Blonds regained control, you should've brought a ticket to the show. That's why you gotta see the OAOAST live. CABOOSE The only reason Simon and Ned are still in this match is because of their experience. Any other team would've fallen to defeat after that offensive onslaught from D*LUX. Charles turns and sees Ned standing on the apron with both hands in the air, to signal no wrongdoing on his part. Simon stays on the attack. Well-placed forearm to the jaw keeping Shayne backed in the corner, but not for long as Singleton sends him off in an Irish whip. Brave narrowly avoids a back elbow and picks up steam as he returns on the rebound, crashing into Simon with a cross bodyblock! ONE... TWO-- KICKOUT! Simon is first to his feet, taking Shayne to the mat with a side headlock. Simon gets locked in a headscissors and floats on top of Shayne to break the hold. Shayne BRIDGES up and under for a backslide when Simon shoves him off to the ropes, and gets drilled with a shoulderblock. Shayne is brought down by a drop toehold and placed in a front facelock, quickly countering with a hammerlock. Simon returns to a vertical base and connects with a series of back elbows that free him from Shayne's grip. Simon shoots off the ropes, running through nothing but air as Shayne leapfrogs over the top and flings him across the ring with an armdrag. Again and again. Shayne leaps onto Simon's shoulders for a hurricarana, but struggles to bring him down, so he peppers Singleton's forehead with closed fists, causing Simon to stumble around the ring and luckily near his corner where Ned reaches over and hotshots Shayne on the top rope! "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH (laughing) DAYUM~! CABOOSE Shayne could have broken his neck there. I mean his neck just [i]snapped[/i] off the top rope. * TAG * The Blonds whip Shayne to the ropes, each grabbing a leg as they lift him up, then drop him straight down with a DOUBLE FLAPJACK! Ned Blanchard, the legal man, blows a kiss to Jade and let's her know he'd like for her to blow something in return. And it's not a kiss, boys and girls. Jade let's Ned know what she thinks of that with the Alix Maria Spezia weight-loss technique, sticking her finger in her mouth but thankfully not puking in front of a live television audience. ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Tyler and Jade drum up support for Shayne, leading to a chant of "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" But it doesn't get Shayne going. All it gets him is a boot to the face from Ned. The Blonds know they're in complete control and show it, just toying with Shayne, playfully kicking and slapping him around. Ned brings Shayne up to his knees in a front facelock, perhaps the prelude to his Slingshot Suplex. Shayne fights back, jabbing Ned in the stomach. Blanchard responds with overhand shots to the back, then goes for the suplex, but Brave rolls through and counters with a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Ned pops up, sneering, and destroys Shayne with a clothesline. He puts the badmouth to Brave in the corner, viciously stomping him in the sternum. Ned brings Shayne out to the center of the ring, whipping him to the ropes and connecting with a back elbow. The Blonds love back elbows as much as Logan Mann loves double-axehandles. Scoope and a slam, Blanchard angerily walks over to his corner and tells Simon to "finish this motherfucker off!" COACH Heh. You don't think Ned's fired up? COLE The HI-YAH tag team championship on the line. Arrogant as hell, Simon flashes the HAND SCREEN~ prior to being launched off the top by Ned, and crashing down onto Shayne with a big splash! COLE Rocket Launcher. That's it. ONE... TWO... THREE-- TYLER WITH THE SAVE! Mackie directs Ned to attack, his motivation being Tyler Bryant costing the Blonds the tag belts. Charles Robinson does his best to keep the two from coming to blows but is brushed aside as Tyler and Ned slug it out, with Tyler getting the best of the Handsome Hustler. Simon sneaks up behind Tyler, who decks Ned with a DROPSAULT...and ends drilling Simon in the head with a BICYCLE KICK while finishing the 'sault in the drop! CABOOSE 2 for the price of 1. That brings Mackenzie up on the apron to complain. The Blonds wallowing in their misery. Jade goes over and pulls Mackenzie down, garning the attention of everybody in the arena as Tyler drags Shayne over to their corner. Jade wrenches back and SLAPS Mackenzie! "YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!" COACH Wha...? COLE Jade just slapped the taste out of Mackenzie DeCenzo's mouth! You go, girl. Tyler grabs Shayne's arm and tags himself in! Bryant comes in firing, decking the Blonds with hot-off-the-oven right hands. Tyler serves the ring two scoopes and a slam, bodyslamming both members of the Beverly Hills Blonds. Not at once, back-to-back. Tyler continues to roll, cracking the Blonds heads together with a DOUBLE NOGGIN-KNOCKER! Jade points to the corner, letting Tyler know Shayne is perched on the top. The crowd rise as one as Shayne soars through the air with an assist from Tyler, both arms outstretched, and levels the Blonds with a LARGER THAN LIFE LINE!! MACKIE Keep rolling! Keep rolling! Apparently that's Blonds talk for keep fighting. And there might not be much of that left in Simon, as Tyler makes the cover! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO! Mackenzie sighs in relief, making sure her pearly whites are still in tact. More double-teaming from D*LUX. They hit Simon with the COWELL MOVEMENT double gutbuster, followed by a pair of elbows. Double kip-up by the champs, who bring a charging Ned Blanchard down with a drop toehold, smacking the Blonds heads together again! Ned gets up jelly-legged, still reeling from the blow yet managing to backdrop Shayne over the top rope. Thinking he's dodged a bullet Ned turns around...and gets walloped by a Tyler Bryant clothesline. Outside, Shayne Brave catches Ned tumbling over the top rope on his shoulder, looking to deal the knockout punch by ramming the face of the Handsome Hustler into the RINGPOST, but it's Shayne who tastes steel as Ned slides off and shoves him into the ringpost! COLE Oh, man. Shayne is out cold. He smacked head-first into the steel. Inside the square circle, Tyler stalks Simon, crotching in the corner to time the start of the MERRY TYLER GORE SHOW!!! COACH I don't think Simon's gonna make it after all. For the second time tonight, Mackenzie jumps on the apron to distract the referee. It's also leads to another confrontation with Jade. The two ladies exchange words, with Mackenzie threatening to sue if Jade lays a hand on her again. While all that is going on, Ned climbs up to the top rope with the CLAPBOARD in hand and leaps off, smashing the piece of production equipment into the back of Tyler's head! Ned places Simon on top and exits stage right. COLE No. Don't tell me it's gonna end like this. ONE... Jade hits her forehead on the apron after being yanked down by Ned. TWO... Mackie grabs a handful of hair and biels Jade across ringside. THREE! * DING DING DING DING * "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match and NEEEWW HI-YAH Tag Team Champions... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS! "Call Me" blaring in the background, the Beverly Hills Blonds rip the tag titles out of Charles Robinson's hands, unable to contain their excitement any longer. They embrace their director Mackenzie DeCenzo, draping the belts over her shoulders and hoisting her on theirs in triumph. The Beverly Hills Blonds take a victory lap around the ring, Mackenzie holding the HI-YAH tag team titles proudly in the air. COACH Come on, fellas. Show some excitement. This is bigger than Scorsese ever winning an Oscar. The days of Mackenzie DeCenzo managing losers are over. It took some time, but I'm sure it was worth the wait. She's with two stars now. COLE This is no win to celebrate. D*LUX had the match won, but Mackenzie kept sticking her nose where it didn't belong, leading to Ned hitting Tyler with that damn clapboard. COACH You're just another one of the haters, a critic. What about you, Caboose? Are you a hater too? CABOOSE It would be hypocritical of me to knock the way the Beverly Hills Blonds won the HI-YAH tag team championship considering how I won a few of my matches in my day. That said, both teams fought hard. COLE New HI-YAH tag team champions crowned tonight on HeldDOWN~! What else will happen? There's still more HeldDOWN~! to come. Edited May 24, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2006 (edited) Here's a promo to go some time after this. Patty rule and stuff, Tony. SCHIAVONE It's a jubilant scene back here guys, here in the locker room of the new HI-YA... SINGLETON YYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!! Diving into camera shot, Simon Singleton drenches the hapless Schiavone with a bottle of champagne before turning it upside down and takign a swig himself. A swig and a drowning of his own. But he wipes the champagne from his eyes without concern, too happy to worry about possibly blinding himself. In the background, Ned Blanchard and Mackenzie DeCenzo are being swamped by dozens of Japanese reporters, photographers and paparazzi, flashbulbs going off in all directions around the mugging duo. Recomposing himself, Schiavone tries to mop himself down, but his cheap suit soaks the champagne up like an equally cheap sponge. SCHIAVONE ...the new HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions, The Beverly Hills Blonds and as you can see it's chaos back here. We've got press, photographers...obviously, this is a huge story in the Far East as well as in the U.S. Hopefully I can get some words with the new Champs. Picking his way through the Japanese press, Schiavone finally gets to the celebrating Champions. Still chugging away from his champagne bottle, Simon Singleton wraps an arm around Schiavone, who still seems a little thrown by the scene. Mackenzie and Ned seem a little more reserved, although both grin from ear to ear. SCHIAVONE Mackenzie, can we get some comments? Smirking, Mackenzie takes Ned's HI-YAH Tag belt and holds it at head height. MACKENZIE What more of a comment do you need exactly? These belts say it all. This transcends the language barriers. All of these Japanese reporters know the story, without understanding a word I'm saying right now. I promised the world that I would gain success with my new tag team and I told you all I was done carrying joke teams around on my back and through my purse. Tonight, The Beverly Hills Blonds made history. Not only did we end D*LUX's unbeaten streak, but we're also the first team to have won both the OAOAST and HI-YAH Tag Team Titles, the equivalent of an actor winning a Golden Globe and Oscar in the same award season. That speaks for itself and it placates everything I said when I associated myself with Simon and Ned. Tonight, Mackenzie DeCenzo is on top of the world, just like I promised to be. Simon and Ned did everything I could have asked of them. And in the process, I showed all of you the difference between a true wrestling manageress and a wanabee bimbo who's all breast and no brains. The difference is class. I have it, Rodez doesn't. You'll find that out again Sunday Tony. There's your comments. SCHIAVONE Well, no doubt you're feeling pleased with yourself tonight, but I get the feeling from the way things went down tonight that D*LUX will be in line for a rematch down the line. MACKENZIE That's for me to decide, Tony. It's one of my duties as manager of the Champions. I get to pick and choose worthy challengers, assuming there are any in this company or even in HI-YAH. I decide if and when Ned and Simon go to Japan. And I decide if D*LUX get another title sho... Stopping Mackenzie in mid-speech, Ned cups a hand and whispers something into his manager's ear. Mackenzie seems a little confused by what Ned's saying, but Ned calms Mackenzie down and assures her he's serious. BLANCHARD You know, I hate to cut in like this on you Mackie, but as much as you're a complete manager and a business brain, I'm a bit of an ideas man. And I've had an idea. You see, it's already set in stone that on Sunday night at School's Out, Mackie and the Blonds are gonna find themselves back in the ring with D*LUX and Cooki...I mean, Jade. That's fine and dandy. But why don't we up the stakes a little, just for kicks? SCHIAVONE What do you mean 'up the stakes'? SINGLETON Tell him Ned. Tell him! Ned glances at Simon and shakes his head. BLANCHARD You need to go steady with that stuff, it's expensive. (turns to Tony) What I mean by 'up the stakes,' Fat Tony is this. I have no doubt that New Kids On The Block want a rematch against your new HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions somewhere down the line and never let it be said that The Beverly Hills Blonds aren't fighting champions. We're former OAOAST World Tag Team Champions, we've been here before let's not forget. New name, same talent. Little more muscularity. I've been from the gyms to the tanning salons and back night and day during our little 'vacation', as I'm sure you all can tell. We've beaten the best going. So, we're not afraid to put the belts on the line. SINGLETON We're not. Honest. :D BLANCHARD So, I'll tell you what D*LUX...the Handsome Hustler is prepared to cut you two kids a deal. Call me Mr. Sensitivity but I almost feel sorry for you to have lost your precious belts and your precious losing streak in one night. So, here's my show of goodwill. This Sunday, the belts are on the line. Yo... Now it's Mackenzie's turn to cut off Ned, looking a little sceptical about this idea, but Ned again calms Mackenzie down. BLANCHARD You win and you get the belts. Whoever you pin, whoever pins them, it doesn't matter. And I can't say fairer than that. But the Blonds aren't a charity, kids. So in return, you have to put something on the line to show for yourselves. Something that'd interest us. A sick grin slowly begins to appear on Ned's face. BLANCHARD And I know just the thing. If you win, you get the belts. But assuming that myself, Simon and Mackenzie mop the floor with the three of you sorry kids one more time like we did tonight, then you're going to have to make a sacrifice. Jade, I know that moment we shared earlier this year has lingered on your mind almost as long as those lips of yours lingered on those of your Neddy bear. Who could blame you for being curious? Flattered even? Well Jade, for you it's win win, honey. Because if you want us to put the belts on the line, you're gonna have to put yourself on the line! You heard me right. Let's see how much you believe in your team, Jade. If you and your boys fail to get the job done against us, then...you have to become my personal slave...for one, ENTIRE month! SCHIAVONE Ugh! Mackenzie and Simon don't know whether to laugh or be creeped out by this challenge, but settle for the first. BLANCHARD That means every wish, every need accomodated for. If you lose, you can look on the bright side. You'll get the chance to be where every woman alive truly wants to be...and that's barefoot in my kitchen, making me a sandwich! SINGLETON You'll be the envy of the entire female population...and quite a few guys too. BLANCHARD And Jade, trust me, it'll be an experience you'd never forget. Infact, I wouldn't blame you if you laid down in front of me on Sunday night and let me pin you. Come to think of it...I'd be pretty excited by that. MACKENZIE Oh, but let's remember, as your manager I control your contracts...so by rights, technically, as your slave she'd have to cater to my every whim as well. BLANCHARD Without doubt. MACKENZIE Heh...and trust me Jade, you won't be in your comfort zone of lying flat on your back moaning when you're running errands for me. You know Ned, I think you're right about that 'ideas man' tagline. This idea's really beginning to grow on me. I've got a whole bunch of nettles in my garden, stubborn things they are. And my housekeeper seems to think the drains have gotten blocked. Maybe we can get Jade to suck the drains clean, I hear she's experienced with that sort of thing. ALL :D SCHIAVONE Oh, come on! It's a good job these reporters can't understand you three because that's repulsive! The Japanese public won't stand for talk like that. SINGLETON Whaddya think Geisha girls are for, Schiavone? We've said it before, but tonight everybody learned: It's great to be a blond! SCHIAVONE Give me a break...guys, I'm gonna send it back to you at ringside. Sickening stuff here. Sickening. *SWOOP TO SOFA CENTRAL* CABOOSE Is it wrong of me to love Ned Blanchard? COLE It certainly is! The nerve of Ned, to offer to put the belts on the line Sunday in return for the possibility of Jade Rodez becoming his slave...his SLAVE...for a month! This isn't the dark ages, this is the 21st Century! Just think about the things Ned and Mackenzie would have poor Jade doing, assuming they win at School's Out. COACH Oh, I'm imagining it! I'm imagining! COLE That's disgusting Coach. CABOOSE I don't know. Bare feet, kitchen, making sandwiches. Sounds good to me. COLE Well, I for one hope D*LUX gain their measure of revenge this Sunday, if only to give you two the proverbial cold shower. Edited May 24, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
