This is the label of my energy drink.

[Guest Felonies!]

grape (50% daily dose)

 

50 cent's new album is bound to go platinum.

so formula 50 decided to go platinum too.

not to be outdone, we are happy to announce

the release of our own album, "hydrate or

die tryin'." all we need is one little shout out

at the MTV video music awards. suckaz

be movin' out of the way at them beverage

conferences. plus, our drink has the nutrients

you need to fuel you through your day.

that's just how we roll here in queens.

 

vitamins + water = all you need

 

 

 

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Even Snapple thinks that's going overboard

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'm a fan of that particular beverage.

[Guest Felonies!]

It is good stuff. I've only had the grape and the lemonade, though.

[Guest Vitamin X]

That's vitamin water, right?