Guest Princess Leena Posted July 7, 2006 Report Posted July 7, 2006 This was posted on another site, I don't get the Observer so I don't know if it was true or not, but I know a few people here do so hopefully they can clear this up.. Source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter Sources within WWE are confirming that Randy Orton did not meet the requirements to be cool in the eyes of super superstar, TEST~. Although many details have not been released, apparently WWE Officials found over eight gallons of Orton's semen located in some slut named Alyanna's bag. After the incident with RVD this past week, Vince McMahon had a talk with all talent that Rob is a silly jobber, and nobody cares about him. It should also be noted that Randy Orton is extremely sexy and Test is rather jealous since he's not as sexy until the 'roids pass through his system and returns back to his previous uber-hotness in 1999. At this point, many aren't sure if WWE will make the story public, with Orton being a centerpiece of this year's Summerslam battling Hulk Hogan, and Test soon to be winning the ECW Title. However, if action isn't taken, then Test and Randall would not fight for Alyanna's love in an incredible 3-way. We will have more on this story as it develops.
Xavier Cromartie Posted July 7, 2006 Report Posted July 7, 2006 Just fucking fuck Orton already. God.
Guest Felonies! Posted July 7, 2006 Report Posted July 7, 2006 Leena made a Testing Grounds thread? wtf?
The Niggardly King Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 That would be the worst love triangle ever.
Sideburnious Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 I'd say that Leena would give Stacy Kiebler a run for her money.
Guest Princess Leena Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 No. Stacy willingly fucked David Flair, and got nothing out of it.
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