Randy Orton fails test?, Possible BS rumor

[Guest Princess Leena]

This was posted on another site, I don't get the Observer so I don't know if it was true or not, but I know a few people here do so hopefully they can clear this up..

 

Source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

 

Sources within WWE are confirming that Randy Orton did not meet the requirements to be cool in the eyes of super superstar, TEST~. Although many details have not been released, apparently WWE Officials found over eight gallons of Orton's semen located in some slut named Alyanna's bag. After the incident with RVD this past week, Vince McMahon had a talk with all talent that Rob is a silly jobber, and nobody cares about him. It should also be noted that Randy Orton is extremely sexy and Test is rather jealous since he's not as sexy until the 'roids pass through his system and returns back to his previous uber-hotness in 1999. At this point, many aren't sure if WWE will make the story public, with Orton being a centerpiece of this year's Summerslam battling Hulk Hogan, and Test soon to be winning the ECW Title. However, if action isn't taken, then Test and Randall would not fight for Alyanna's love in an incredible 3-way. We will have more on this story as it develops.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

[EricMM 0]

Testing grounds?

[Xavier Cromartie 0]

Just fucking fuck Orton already. God.

[Guest Felonies!]

Leena made a Testing Grounds thread? wtf?

[Sideburnious 0]

Not only that, she put effort into it.

[Guest StylesMark]

I was amused...

[The Niggardly King 0]

That would be the worst love triangle ever.

[Guest Princess Leena]

No.

[Sideburnious 0]

I'd say that Leena would give Stacy Kiebler a run for her money.

[Guest Princess Leena]

No.

 

Stacy willingly fucked David Flair, and got nothing out of it.