KingPK Posted July 13, 2006 Report Posted July 13, 2006 HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
Carnival Posted July 13, 2006 Report Posted July 13, 2006 Just go to 11getmoney.com thats 11getmoney.com 11GETMONEY.COM!
Art Sandusky Posted July 14, 2006 Report Posted July 14, 2006 I don't get it. What's so weird about that?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Sweet fuck is that Eagleman? The file's too big for my limpdicked dialup connection.
Guest Felonies! Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Victory Auto Wreckers. I can find an Eagleman on youtube or elsewhere if you want, too.
Sideburnious Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 What the fuck is "Head on" and what does it do?
Guest Smues Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 I dunno but I do know that you are supposed to apply it directly to your forehead.
Guest Felonies! Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 It's ostensibly a topical analgesic, but how does it work if I apply it directly to the forehead, directly to the forehead, directly to the forehead? When I have those really debilitating headaches that make me roll into a ball and tremble, the pain seems to be in the sides or the back of my head. What good will numbing my forehead do?
The Niggardly King Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 It's ostensibly a topical analgesic, but how does it work if I apply it directly to the forehead, directly to the forehead, directly to the forehead? When I have those really debilitating headaches that make me roll into a ball and tremble, the pain seems to be in the sides or the back of my head. What good will numbing my forehead do? What Head On does is it spreads through out you head and hits all the key points, basically if you're in any type of pain... the cream will work its magic to spread to that area... I know it sounds crazy, but it works!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 Victory Auto Wreckers. I can find an Eagleman on youtube or elsewhere if you want, too. I've got something for YOU!!!!!!!
Sideburnious Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 Ok, eagleman kicks ass for a number of reasons. Can someone fill me in on the joke with the Victory Auto Wreckers commercial?
Guest Felonies! Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 There's not really a joke other than the fact that it's been running on WGN and other Chicago stations continuously for over 25 years, with like the only change being that they assigned area code 630 to the western suburbs a few years ago because they ran out of 708 numbers. It's part of this pantheon of Chicago commercials with Eagleman, Celozzi-Ettleson Chevrolet off Roosevelt Road in Elmhurst WHERE YOU ALWAYS SAVE MORE MONEY, Empire Carpeting when it was still local, and a few others.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 23, 2006 Report Posted July 23, 2006 I once got about a dozen people in a local bar to sing along with "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, HYUNDAI!, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, HYUNDAI!, Workday, Playday, ANYday, HYUNDAI!, SAVE EVERY DAY AT GLENBROOK-DODGE HYUNDAI!" That's a Ft. Wayne one, but it fits with the theme of the thread.
St. Gabe Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 Don't forget about the always lovable, yet monotone Peter Francis Geraci and his 24 hour bankruptcy info tapes!
Guest Felonies! Posted July 24, 2006 Report Posted July 24, 2006 You mean ((info)) ((tapes)) I hate that monotone-talkin' jerk.
St. Gabe Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 You mean ((info)) ((tapes)) I hate that monotone-talkin' jerk. The best part is that they are always on at 1 in the afternoon between generic judge show #1 and #1,678,956 so the out of work derelicts believe they have a way out.
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