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Guest Princess Leena
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Shut up.

 

Your cousin stole it from his place of employment.

 

Do the right thing, and put a dollar in the register, you hobo.

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Guest Felonies!
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I don't think Dollar Tree has clothes.

 

They do have pregnancy tests though.

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Rant must have never visited the South. White people smoke Newports almost as much as black people. I meant that Faygo = Newports in that they're really not that great, but somehow losers are attracted to them.

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I meant that Faygo = Newports in that they're really not that great, but somehow losers are attracted to them.

You just dissed my two favorite things.

 

We beefing again?

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Well Kotz is the epitome of a winner, you can tell by just looking at him.

Guest Felonies!
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Take it from me, Carnival. Menthols get you nowhere.

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Once again Leena uses a cool picture of herself in her avatar.

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Take it from me, Carnival. Menthols get you nowhere.

you've never smoked a cigarette in your life.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Faygo is perfectly decent. They've got a really good creme soda.

Guest Felonies!
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I don't know how wide-spread it is, but there's this cream soda called Frostop Creme Brulee and OH MAN IT'S MAGICAL. It's like 99 cents for a liter or something.

Guest Felonies!
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The funniest thing about Gay Fuel is that it contains "immune system boosters."

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Shasta > Faygo

Blasphemy.

 

Go buy a Faygo Cola and drink it. Then tell me you didn't cum in your pants. Shit's amazing.

 

For best results drink it while smoking a menthol cigarette.

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Well Kotz is the epitome of a winner, you can tell by just looking at him.

See, you were supposed to post the old pictures of me that people love using. All I did was tell you to drop the menthols. I didn't even say to stop smoking.

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Shasta > Faygo

Blasphemy.

 

Go buy a Faygo Cola and drink it. Then tell me you didn't cum in your pants. Shit's amazing.

 

For best results drink it while smoking a menthol cigarette.

 

Shoulda recommended the Strawberry. The cola is so-so. Either way, 2L for .99? How can that be topped?

 

I've never seen Fresca anywhere, outside of a sitcom I saw on ABC in 1994 on a Tuesday night. Might have been Grace Under Fire. It was also an answer in a Family Feud computer game I had as a kid. Is it just a U.S. thing?

 

On that note, I originally read Fresca, which I find is now pretty rare as well. Damn shame too. There used to be a convenience store where I lived growing up that sold both Fresca and Yoo-Hoo. Not the case anymore. They now have neither.

 

Carnival defending Faygo? Who'da thunk it?

Guest Felonies!
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I haven't been able to find Green River ANYWHERE lately. What's goin' on here?

Guest Felonies!
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I see what you did there. Ha ha.

 

 

In all seriousness, make sure to get some Green River if you ever make a visit to Chicago like you said. If it's there.

Guest Princess Leena
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Well Kotz is the epitome of a winner, you can tell by just looking at him.

See, you were supposed to post the old pictures of me that people love using. All I did was tell you to drop the menthols. I didn't even say to stop smoking.

 

Tell him he's a jobless hobo. He hates that.

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