PROMO: Hangin' On The Telephone

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PROMO: Hangin’ On The Telephone

 

SWF Smarkdown has just finished, but that doesn’t really matter to the young woman known in the professional wrestling business as Livvy Luscious. She hasn’t watched it regularly for a couple of years, although she does still occasionally tune in to remind herself how crap the wrestling is, how much better the independents are and how lucky she is that the SWF never came knocking at her door.

 

It is at this point that the phone rings. She glances over, recognises the number, and fails to move from her chair. Five rings later and it hits the answerphone.

 

“Hi, this is Livvy. I’m probably out kicking people’s asses right now, so please leave a message and I’ll get back to you when I’m done. Ciao!”

 

“…Liv?”

 

Livvy settles into her comfortable chair and thinks quiet thoughts. Although she knows it’s stupid, she never likes moving around when an unwanted caller (usually her bank) is leaving a message. She always thinks they’ll hear the noise and know she’s there.

 

“Livvy? Bloody hell, pick up will you?”

 

Liv rolls her eyes and continues to ignore the English-accented voice emerging from her answerphone.

 

“I really need to talk to you.”

 

Livvy’s full, vaguely pouty lips silently form the words ‘too bad’ and she looks at her watch to check how long it will be before the message gets cut off. There is a faint sigh from the speaker.

 

“…Our Mutual Friend has come out to play.”

 

For a moment Livvy just stares straight ahead, apparently frozen in shock. Then, much quicker than even she would have believed possible, she leaps out of her chair and lunges for the phone. She picks it up, jabs at the button to connect, and places it to her ear.

 

“…what?”

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I love phone promos, so much intrigue.

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