Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2006 THE MAIN EVENT - SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Michael Stephens © vs. JJ Johnson -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - LADDER MATCH Michael Cross © vs. Zyon --> Zyon doesn't like Cross, because some would say Cross screwed him out of his Cruiserweight Title at 13th Hour by taking Akira's place after some serious ass-kicking. Cross doesn't like Zyon because Zyon's bitching is technically unfounded, and also, because Cross doesn't like anybody. Will Zyon get revenge on Cross? Will Cross cheer up, emo kid? Whose cuisine will reign supreme? CROSS. ZYON. BIG BATTEL AT GROUND ZERO. Rules: Standard ladder match. Belt hanging approximately 20 feet above the ring. First to unhook it wins. (This gets left in because it's the coolest description of all time) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Grendel -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Bruce Blank © vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. "Hollywood" Spoon Jenkins -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- HANDICAP MATCH Wildchild vs. Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - HOUSE RULES STAIRWAY TO PANDA MATCH Jimmy the Doom © vs. Trent Hawk vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Insane Luchador -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- HARDCORE MATCH -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- OPENING BOUT "The Beast" Gabriel Drake vs. Ced Ordonez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2006 THE MAIN EVENT - SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Michael Stephens © vs. JJ Johnson I'd love to see JJ finally get the big title, get the gold - but I just can't get into this one at all, it's just "any old match" to me Mike retains -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - LADDER MATCH Michael Cross © vs. Zyon After a couple of really close calls I think Zyon will turn it up another notch and become the first three time, three time, three time Cruiserweight champion -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Grendel Who's Grendel? maybe this match will reveal it, maybe this match will reveal that Tom Flesher is actually Ghost Machine V1 wearing a Flesher match Flesher -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Bruce Blank © vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews No comments -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke A tough call, Hawke is making a comeback and is looking to regain his standing after the Intl. tournament, Landon is trying to come up with a tag-team name - both very worthy causes I'll say Hawke wins -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. "Hollywood" Spoon Jenkins Based on pure "showing upness" Akira deserves the rematch and will prove it come Ground Zero -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- HANDICAP MATCH Wildchild vs. Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart Winners: Wildchild, the readers Loser: Mike Van Siclen cause he's in trouble. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - HOUSE RULES STAIRWAY TO PANDA MATCH Jimmy the Doom © vs. Trent Hawk vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Insane Luchador I'd love to see IL really show and take the title again. It may just come down to a matter of "which one of these four show" -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- HARDCORE MATCH Nemesis Vs MANSON~! Monster newbie overcomes Mansonosity! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- OPENING BOUT "The Beast" Gabriel Drake vs. Ced Ordonez I dunno, I think this Drake fellar is in trouble but will take it after a long grueling 45 minute match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2006 THE MAIN EVENT - SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Michael Stephens © vs. JJ Johnson ~ Stephens -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - LADDER MATCH Michael Cross © vs. Zyon ~ Zyon -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Grendel ~ NP -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Bruce Blank © vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews ~ STABLE PRIDE~! Matthews is Magnificent. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke ~ Maddix -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. "Hollywood" Spoon Jenkins ~ Spoon -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- HANDICAP MATCH Wildchild vs. Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart ~ CMM -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - HOUSE RULES STAIRWAY TO PANDA MATCH Jimmy the Doom © vs. Trent Hawk vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Insane Luchador ~ Trent, legit -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- HARDCORE MATCH ~ NP -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- OPENING BOUT "The Beast" Gabriel Drake vs. Ced Ordonez ~ NP. I haven't seen Tycho work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2006 Tycho? Danish Astrologist Tycho Brahe is booked for Ground Zero? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2006 Oh, it might have just been a gag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2006 CMM? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2006 Canadian Murder Machine. Grr, fear us? THE MAIN EVENT - SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Michael Stephens © vs. JJ Johnson Stephens. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - LADDER MATCH Michael Cross © vs. Zyon --> Zyon doesn't like Cross, because some would say Cross screwed him out of his Cruiserweight Title at 13th Hour by taking Akira's place after some serious ass-kicking. Cross doesn't like Zyon because Zyon's bitching is technically unfounded, and also, because Cross doesn't like anybody. Will Zyon get revenge on Cross? Will Cross cheer up, emo kid? Whose cuisine will reign supreme? CROSS. ZYON. BIG BATTEL AT GROUND ZERO. Rules: Standard ladder match. Belt hanging approximately 20 feet above the ring. First to unhook it wins. (This gets left in because it's the coolest description of all time) I'm going to say Cross. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Grendel Gee, this one sure is tough. I'm going to go out on a limb and pick Flesher, though. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Bruce Blank © vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews Blank'll be looking to make an impression and show he can win matches in which one is required to wrestle. Grappler will be looking to win the International Title, and make a veritable bevy of cock jokes. I'm actually going to defy convention and say Blank. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke Landon. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. "Hollywood" Spoon Jenkins Windy to triumph. Fork Spoon. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- HANDICAP MATCH Wildchild vs. Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart The Dub. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - HOUSE RULES STAIRWAY TO PANDA MATCH Jimmy the Doom © vs. Trent Hawk vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Insane Luchador Jimmy the Doom has been in worse situations. Jimmy. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- HARDCORE MATCH Nemesis vs. Manson Noobesis. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- OPENING BOUT "The Beast" Gabriel Drake vs. Ced Ordonez Drake, I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2006 Canadian Murder Machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2006 Ah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
