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SWF Storm Card 8-18-2006

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The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents...
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SWF STORM!
Live, Friday, August 18th, from the MTS Centre in Winnipeg, Manitoba!
(7pm PST, 10pm EST; check local listings)
(Send all promos/marked matches to chirs3)


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THE MAIN EVENT - CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ©

-> Oh. My. God.

Two Skinny White Guys pulled out a HEEEE-Y-UUUUUUUUGE win on Smarkdown, finally snaking the titles off of Tom Flesher and Charlie "Grappler" Matthews! While this would put anyone in a foul mood, the fact that Peters is now immediately granting Landon his his Cruiserweight Title shot must be putting Tom right over the edge! Will this be enough motivation for Tom to retain, or is this level of frustration exactly what La Cucaracha needs to take him down?

Tonight, while their respective tag partners take a well-earned show off, these two showcase Cruiserweights will rock our world, and the title will be on the line!
Rules: Standard, with Cruiser addenda.
Word Limit: 5500
Send to: Evolution

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SINGLES MATCH
"The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. MANSON~!

-> The maybe/maybe not champion Akira Kaibatsu will be put to the test tonight against the newly motivated MANSON. Is the fire under Manson's ass just warming up, or is it just embers, about to go out?

Good lord. I apologize for that. Seriously.
Rules: Standard singles.
Word Limit: 5000
Send to: Ace309

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HARDCORE MATCH
JJ Johnson vs. Kerry Staunton

-> Kerry Staunton spilled coffee on JJ Johnson, then beat him out for a Shampoo Commercial. JJ's stood all he can stands, and he can't stands no more!
Rules: NO RULES!
Word Limit: 5000
Send to: chirs3

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SINGLES MATCH
Amy Stephens vs. Jimmy the Doom ©

-> Jimmy the Doom, YOUR NUMBER ONE CONTENDER! Not as shocking as you might think, as he has come fairly close to big titles wins in the past - in fact, he's wearing one right now! Mike's got the night off, after a hard-earned victory, so Jimmy will be warming up against One Skinny White Guy's loud mouthed foul mannered sister, Amy Stephens!
Rules: Standard singles.
Word Limit: 4250
Send to: hhh6294

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SINGLES MATCH
Nemesis vs. Mike Van Siclen

-> One newcomer who HAS managed to get something going is Nemesis - he picked up a big win over Pierre, and now he sets his sights on the returnee whose return has been somewhat less than stellar. Can Mike Van Siclen bring his career back on track, or will Nemesis pick up another win and get that much closer to something... awesome...?
Rules: Standard singles match.
Word Limit: 4500
Send to: Longdogger_Pete

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SINGLES MATCH
"Hollwood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Ace" Pierre Donette

--> With Bruce Blank taking the night off, and the results of Blank vs. Akira still unknown, what is a booker to do? That's right - STALL! Newcomer Pierre Donette hasn't gotten much going lately. Let's see if he can turn it around against the Impatient IN Title Contender, Spike Jenkins!
Rules: Standard singles match.
Word Limit: 4250
Send to: hhh6294

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OPENING BOUT
Ultimo Phantasmo vs. Ced Ordonez

--> NEWCOMER, MOFO's! We snatched UP away from a rival federation - not with promises of money or fame, but with a black bag over his head. But who cares about that? He's here, and that's what matters! Tonight, he debuts against the eternally-awesome Ced Ordonez!
Rules: Standard singles match.
Word Limit: 4000
Send to: chirs3

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OPENING PROMO: J3

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NOTES: As always, if you want a match or stipulation added, request it in this thread and see if you have a taker.

Any and all typos/errors/inconsistencies can be blamed on my stomach.

Gurgle. Edited by chirs3

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If anyone wants a match with Amy, hit me up. I've got Thursday off work so can probably get the little bitch doing something.

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Just change your nickname to Landon "Samsonite" Maddix and make a career out of it, Jim Neidhart got a very nice run out of doing that ;) If he can do it anyone can

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Mike Van Siclen? No more French jokes unless I make Mike an honorary Frenchman for the night.

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