The poster on the edge of forever

[Xavier Cromartie 0]

 

I'm not so sure about going to 100 posts. It's like losing your virginity; there's no undoing it.

I would lose a characteristic that differentiates me from most of you—a part of my identity.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

That's one of the greatest creations in the history of Shatner.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Post of the week. Maybe even the month.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Hmm.

 

20,000 is like 200 100s..

[Guest Princess Leena]

FroGG Neal has had more posts today than Ortonsault entirely. Assuming Ortonsault is not a previous poster.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

I've been bored.

 

( 1.1 posts per day / 0.06% of total forum posts )

 

That's my usual posting speed.

[Xavier Cromartie 0]

Thank you for your comments.

 

Now, discuss the transition from 99 to 100 posts.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Do it, but it's gotta be big.

 

It'll be hard to top the first post of this thread, but I believe in the rainbow.

 

You can do it, man.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Thank you for your comments.

 

Now, discuss the transition from 99 to 100 posts.

 

I dont remember, as it was over 4 years ago. I probably didnt notice.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Thank you for your comments.

 

Now, discuss the transition from 99 to 100 posts.

 

Admit what poster you were before Ortonsault.

[Slayer 0]

So to what are you going change your custom title?

[Xavier Cromartie 0]

Admit what poster you were before Ortonsault.

Please reread the comment I left for you on MySpace on 4 April 2006. XOXO

 

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I have thought about my custom title, but I haven't decided what to use yet (if I ever reach 100, that is).

[The Niggardly King 0]

My 100th post was "BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA~!"

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

Admit what poster you were before Ortonsault.

Please reread the comment I left for you on MySpace on 4 April 2006. XOXO

I'm not anyone besides Ortonsault. Seriously. I read the forum for years as a guest. Then I registered as Ortonsault but didn't post for a year. I finally started posting in the WWE Fantasy thread so that they would know who was beating them.

 

The more heelish you act, the more I like you.

 

Why yes, I am awesome at volleyball. Thankz. I'm sure you'd crush me in tennis though, even if I were good at it.

 

xoxoxo ~~OrToNsAuLt~~ xoxoxo

[Xavier Cromartie 0]

Yeah, that one.

 

~~ oRtOnSaUlT ~~

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

"on 4 April 2006."

 

God, who the fuck talks like that?

 

"The more heelish you act, the more I like you."

 

Wow I can see some 16 year old fat nerd blowing his load while switching back and forth from the TSM screen and his new DVD of Dusty Rhodes.

[Xavier Cromartie 0]

Are you are looking in a mirror or...?

[Guest Montresor]

[Sideburnious 0]

I'm not anyone besides Ortonsault. Seriously. I read the forum for years as a guest. Then I registered as Ortonsault but didn't post for a year. I finally started posting in the WWE Fantasy thread so that they would know who was beating them.

 

That's gotta be bullshit as you had to register to view the boards up until recently.

[Slayer 0]

I only remember the forum being closed to guest reading for a couple months in '04, otherwise guests have been able to read the board (excluding LSD)

 

I read the board as a guest for about six months before I finally registered

[The Niggardly King 0]

I was someone awful before becoming a King.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Jack Of(f) All Blacks?

[Guest CWMwasmurdered]

I only remember the forum being closed to guest reading for a couple months in '04, otherwise guests have been able to read the board (excluding LSD)

 

I read the board as a guest for about six months before I finally registered

 

 

 

Yep. The board could be read by anyone for most of it's history.

[Art Sandusky 0]

[Guest Montresor]

I gather you want more. All right, here you go.

 

[Art Sandusky 0]

The one I re-posted is funny because of the unique moment it caught. It's a buff Robin Williams in the middle of a wrestling bit.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Haha, it is.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Ortonsault is the man! I don't know if that has been clarified at any point in time, so I'm putting it out there for the masses to digest.