How exactly does one party hard?

[Damaramu 0]

I'm 6'4" and like 255 so not quite 7' and 300.

Yes well I had a liter and a half of beer. So however many bottles that equals and then like 8 more beers on top of that.

But you're right. I'm irish. i should clean the liquor store out and not be phased.

[Guest Paul]

Party hard?

 

You need to have RAW sex, with multiple women in the same night.

[k thx 0]

Well I had a little bit of partying that I didn't think I would want to have last night.

We went out bar hopping and came upon this bar that sold liters of beer for 5 bucks. Oh hell yeah. So after a liter or two me and my gf went back with her friend and bf to their apartment.

We started playing a drinking game and I consumed like 8 more beers and got pretty smashed(i get drunk quickly).

Well me and my gf start making out on the couch(nothing like heavy) and then i hear this noise. I look over and her friend is giving her bf head right there. I was like "that's not something i want to see."

So my gf starts getting heavier and we go to the bedroom and do our thing. We come back out and rather than going to the other bedroom where we didn't have to see them they decided to fuck right there on the couch!

It wasl ike a porno with ugly people. I just put my shoes on and stumbled drunkingly out the door and my gf did the same. Not something we wanted to see at all.

 

So I partied hard last night and got to watch live fucking....but not the kind I wanted to see.....*lowers head*

That is not partying hard. That's getting drunk, making out with your girlfriend and getting scared of naked people.

 

Partying hard would have been getting a camera and donkey punching her.

[I like Forums 0]

What do people think about *trying* to party hard WITH your girlfriend with you?

 

Personally if I was gonna party hard I wouldn't want my girlfriend following me around.

[Guest DRH 502]

It would be impossible to party hard with your girlfriend. For several reasons:

 

-I don't care how cool a girl is, they start freaking out on you if you do drugs and they don't and especially if you are doing crazy hard drugs.

 

-Even if the girl is cool with it, that likely means she to does these drugs. Which means you now have to share...and on top of that who would want a girlfriend who does drugs??

[Damaramu 0]

But but but......I don't do drugs.

[I like Forums 0]

There is problem number 1. The adjective Hard is there for a reason.

[k thx 0]

You don't need to take drugs to party hard.

 

You do, however, need to be surrounded by people who you don't mind acting like a cunt in front of and who wont try to reign you in. Therefore, you can't party hard in front of your girlfriend (and still be with her the next day).