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Breaking News: TO attempts suicide

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Guest Felonies!
And besides, with the way pills are today, it's nearly impossible to kill yourself anyway.

Can you elaborate on this, please?

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Guest Princess Leena

Research on a paper I did a couple years ago. Over-the-counter drug overdoses won't kill you. I don't know specifics.

 

But, ignore that point anyway, because who knows what NFL teams can give their players, or what the player had.

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Guest Felonies!

I'm allergic to acetominophen; if I swallowed a bottle of that I could probably kill myself.

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If he took 35 proscription pain pills, wouldn't that be a lethal dose?

 

If so, so be it. But if he didn't and this is all a stunt, there may be legal ramifications.

 

And suicide IS illegal, but AFAIK, you would probably get mandatory counseling or something.

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I always figured T.O. was bipolar rather than just a jackass, or maybe both.

 

New reports are now saying that the suicide reports were false, and that he's been released from the hospital and will hold a press conference at Valley Ranch today.

 

If he really attempted suicide would he already be released?

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Guest Felonies!

Suicide being illegal is one of the sillier laws around, if you don't count all that "you can't fuck your goat up the ass on a Sunday" jibber-jabber.

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Guest Paul

In Texas, he would be released. It is NOT illegal there.

 

35 vicodins (which is what he probably had, or stronger) WILL kill you. Unless you're a wrestler.

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This is what really annoys me about our society in general today, the additional "publicity stunt" comments that have flown around the second this story broke.

 

Granted, with a character like Owens, it might be justified to assume he would do something along these lines but his past record for his stunts doesn't match this specific incident.

 

There's a extreme difference between having a workout session in your driveway in front of the media and taking 35 pills.

 

The stories about TO's past has always been somewhat known but generally ignored (childhood abuse, absentee father that turned out to be his neighbor, alchoholic grandmother) but since this particular event occured, people are paying more attention to those facts and taking in consideration in regards to SF and Philly requesting mental health evaluations in the past for him.

 

Do I think he attempted suicide? I don't know and I'm not going to speculate on that aspect because I only know fragments of what really happened here, it's far from my place to state my belief.

 

I just think people need to drop the idiotic notion that it's merely a stunt. No one pops 35 pills just to be the lead-off story for Sportscenter. T.O doesn't need to do that.

 

Do I buy that it was merely an allergic reaction? Sure, but who accidently takes that many pills? It's stretch and I think this whole situation has alot more to see developed before we can get a accurate picture of what happened.

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You know the media is just waiting to blame Parcells for not being a good father figure for T.O and that his tough love approach drove Owens to his suicidal outburst.

 

Parcells or McNabb. One of them is getting blamed because now the media feels sorry for Owens.

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Guest Felonies!
Yeah...Parcells is at his best when he's annoyed.

I can't blame him. These guys are idiots. How many times does he have to say he has no information?

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Guest Felonies!

I thought Parcells was from Jersey. Why does he sound like he's from Texas?

 

There he goes! Show them.

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I want him to just bring in a really long tuna sub some day. And everytime someone asks him a question about TO after he already answered the questions he can answer, I want him to just start eating the sub and describing how good it tastes instead of answering them.

 

And yeah, Jay Marotti will be all, "Shame on you Bill Parcells for not paying more attention to TO."

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That went about as well as one could have expected. Gotta love dickhead reporters who change 2 words but ask the same fucking question over and over and over and over and over.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And over.

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Guest Felonies!
And yeah, Jay Marotti will be all, "Shame on you Bill Parcells for not paying more attention to TO."

Nah, that's Plaschke.

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Guest Paul

Parcells must HATE Jones for signing him. It's been nothing but "what about T.O.?" since before pre-season.

 

And Bill gets up and leaves. The only question he could answer "how is terry glenn?" "He's doing fine."

 

Oh...and McNabb will take the blame.

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And yeah, Jay Marotti will be all, "Shame on you Bill Parcells for not paying more attention to TO."

Nah, that's Plaschke.

 

Jay gets on his high horse in situations like this as well. Plaschke will be much much worse than that.

McNabb should send him flowers, you know then we can get these long, "What a class act that Donovan is", stories as well.

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Well, I guess Parcells is gonna get the blame for not reaching out to Terrell now.

 

I can almost see the ATH crawl having "Parcells to blame?" as topic # 2 now.

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Oh, and regardless of whether or not he tried to kill himself, I believe that this will get TO suspended. It is substance abuse.

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