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Breaking News: TO attempts suicide

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First off, you're completely off-base.

 

"Wishing someone would die" and saying that you don't mind when someone tries to kill themselves are two different things.

 

I don't wish murder or death on Terrell Owens, that would be pretty heartless. But I don't MIND if he's gonna go and take his own life, because if it's gonna happen, then that's his choice and his own.

 

And I don't wish death on Plaxico. He's an awesome receiver that just happens to play for a team I dislike.

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Felt I had to put in my two cents. Just another case of the media blowing things out of proportion, Eskin's been more unlistenable than ever today.

 

Though there have been some good one-liners to come out of this such as

 

"Todd Pinkston tried committing suicide too....but he dropped the pills."

 

"TO is obviously a Phillies fan, I'd take 35 pills too after that game last night."

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I've been talking to my best friend from Penn State Law School, who is a huge sports fan, and he says that TO & his publicist's words & attempts to defuse this were basically word-for-word the defense that the druggies and suicide attempters use everyday at his courthouse.

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Felt I had to put in my two cents. Just another case of the media blowing things out of proportion, Eskin's been more unlistenable than ever today.

 

Though there have been some good one-liners to come out of this such as

 

"Todd Pinkston tried committing suicide too....but he dropped the pills."

 

"TO is obviously a Phillies fan, I'd take 35 pills too after that game last night."

 

To re-use an old joke told by Ted Dibiase about Tully Blanchard's QB play at West Texas State:

 

"I heard that Jake Plummer tried to commit suicide but that someone intercepted the bullet."

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After watching this 40 times today...I would like to state, IMHO, that T.O. does look depressed in all press conference footage. Smiling is forced. His eyes are glassy.

 

Oh wait...maybe that's me.

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I think T.O. tried...to kill himself. I think he ingested the pills. I think he was also aware to have someone come by his house right after said consumption and save him. He's depressed.

 

I have my sources.

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I think T.O. tried...to kill himself. I think he ingested the pills. I think he was also aware to have someone come by his house right after said consumption and save him. He's depressed.

 

I have my sources.

 

What was his "publicist" doing at his house, anyway. That also seemed odd to me. And I doubt he was using that to tap.

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I think T.O. tried...to kill himself. I think he ingested the pills. I think he was also aware to have someone come by his house right after said consumption and save him. He's depressed.

 

I have my sources.

 

What was his "publicist" doing at his house, anyway. That also seemed odd to me. And I doubt he was using that to tap.

 

Why not? She looks pretty good IMO.

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Guest Paul

I think T.O. tried...to kill himself. I think he ingested the pills. I think he was also aware to have someone come by his house right after said consumption and save him. He's depressed.

 

I have my sources.

 

What was his "publicist" doing at his house, anyway. That also seemed odd to me. And I doubt he was using that to tap.

Oh, she was sucking his dick earlier. Probably...

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