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16.6% of your pathetic division hardly makes things right.

 

Well, another 16.6% of your division would be tolerable if it wasn't for vivalaultra.

 

My feelings are hurt. Is it wrong to be passionate? I'm Greek!

I always imagined you as half-Scottish, half-Portuguese. Paolo MacDougal.

 

My name is Jesse Katzopalous. It used to be Jesse Cochrane, but I changed it to accentuate my Greekness. And my sister's beard is nowhere near as impressive as mine. She wishes she could some killer chops like I have. And no, Slayer, I won't make you dinner, but I will re-record an old Beach Boys song and make a video for it, because that's what Greeks do.

 

...I'm totally taking this far past the limits of amusing.

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"We're going to the NLCS guys, WOOOOO"

 

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"FLYING ELVES ARE BACK!"

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"We're gonna have leadership the way Tony LaRussa told me. You put a hankerkief on your head. You swat at imaginary elves. You rock on the porch all night!"

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"We're gonna have leadership the way Tony LaRussa told me. You put a hankerkief on your head. You swat at imaginary elves.

You! Micromanage the bullpen!

 

You rock on the porch all night!"

That's the Leo Mazzone style of leadership.

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