alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2006 (edited) [i]Tom Sawyer[/i] hits, and boos fill the arena as Team Canada is led to the ring by Team Heyross. COLE And some great tag team action coming up here on HeldDOWN~! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making their way down the aisle, accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross, at a combined weight of 485 pounds...the team of "AFTER HOURS" FELIX STRUTTER and KEN PANTERA, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COACH The best tag team in the World, Cole! The sound of ambulance sirens whirr through the arena, with red strobes around the entrance way. [i]Bad Case of Loving You[/i] plays, and the Love Doctors walk through the curtains. COLE And it's the former HI-YAH tag team champions, the Docs! BUFFER [i]Their opponents, hailing from Chicago, Illinois, at a combined weight of 456 pounds...DOCTORS STEVEN PIGLEY and MAX ANDERSON, the LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEE DOCTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] The Docs climb into the ring and disrobe, and the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Pigley starts off with Felix Strutter, and the two circle the ring. Pigley goes in for a tieup, but Strutter takes him over with an armdrag! Pigley slowly gets to his feet, and the two circle the ring again. Another tieup attempt, and this time Strutter delivers a knee to the gut, followed by a European uppercut, sending Pigley to the mat. COLE And Felix Strutter getting the early advantage on Dr. Steven Pigley! Strutter picks up Pigley and delivers a gutwrench suplex, then backs into the ropes, but Pigley rolls out of the way and dodges the elbow! COLE Strutter telegraphed that move, and it cost him! Pigley then fires off on Strutter, delivering right hands. He then whips Strutter into the ropes, and catches him with a BIG right to the gut, before rolling him up in a reverse sunset! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First cover of the match, and Pigley gets two! Strutter backs into his corner, and tags Pantera, who charges in and gets caught in an armdrag right away! Pigley bars the arm and tags Anderson, who goes to the top rope and drops a chop! COACH And quick tags here by the Docs, that's what they've got to do! Pantera blocks an Irish whip, then attempts a short clothesline, but Anderson ducks, and drills Pantera with a dropkick! He then grabs Pantera in a side headlock. Pantera pushes off, then drops down, as Anderson hops over right into a knee from Strutter! COLE And Strutter with the cheap shot from the outside! Pantera then clotheslines Anderson to the mat, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera lifts Anderson overhead in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And look at the power of Ken Pantera! Pantera tosses Anderson down to the mat, then tags in Strutter. Strutter whips Anderson into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Anderson delivers a kick before tagging Pigley! COACH And Strutter letting him off the hook right there, very uncharacteristic! Pigley delivers rights to Strutter, knocking him from the ring. Pantera then jumps in and attempts a clothesline, but Pigley ducks, and hits a dropkick! Pantera then blocks the ensuing Irish whip, wringing the arm and delivering a trapped-arm belly-to-belly! COACH Beautiful counter by Pantera! Pantera kicks away at Pigley on the mat, then tags in Strutter. Strutter stomps away, before picking up Pigley and hooking him in a front facelock, walking up the buckles and spinning around into a TORNADO DDT~! COLE And a tornado DDT by Felix Strutter! 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera tags back in, and lifts Pigley in a vertical suplex, holding him with one arm! COACH Look at this! Pantera lets him drop, and covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Pantera then picks up Pigley and whips him across the ring, then charges...and runs right into a big boot! COLE Right into the foot of Dr. Steven Pigley! COACH And Pigley had better make a tag here! Pigley crawls over slowly, and is able to tag in Anderson! COLE And he does! Anderson hammers away on Strutter, but Strutter goes to the eyes. Strutter goes for an Irish whip, which Anderson reverses, and hits a AA SPINEBUSTER~! COLE Big spinebuster from Dr. Max Anderson! 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Anderson hits Strutter with a dropkick, sending him out of the ring! Pigley then comes back in and hits Pantera, sending him out on the other side! The Docs then run to the ropes, passing each other on the way, and hit STEREO TOPE CON HILOS~! COACH WHOA! COLE The Docs FLY~! Fists of fury on the floor on both sides, then Anderson rolls Pantera back into the ring. Pigley joins him, and the Docs deliver the DOUBLE FLATLINER~! Anderson covers... 1... 2... NO! Strutter makes the save! Pigley goes after Strutter, and it's a four-way brawl in opposite corners! COLE Referee's lost control here! The Canadians get the better of the slugfest, then whip the Docs across the ring. Anderson reverses the whip on Pantera, and Pantera is hit with a spinning wheel kick by Pigley! COLE The legal men are Ken Pantera and Max Anderson... Pigley attempts a monkey flip on Pantera, but Pantera blocks and tosses Pigley right down to the floor! COLE Oh, and Pigley takes a bad tumble! Pantera catches Anderson from behind, as Strutter goes over to a corner, and delivers a back suplex. COACH And now Anderson is caught! Pantera sets Anderson up in the corner, then tags Strutter. COACH They're setting him up here, Cole! Strutter goes up to the top rope, behind Anderson. COLE If they hit this one, it's over! Pantera climbs to the second rope, and lifts Anderson in a suplex, then falls back, as Strutter grabs the feet and sits out into Anderson's midsection, completing the SUPER GUTBUSTER~!!! COACH They hit it! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COLE Very impressive showing by the Canadians here, but as the replay will show the Docs didn't go down without a fight! * ROLL REPLAY * Both teams on the offensive. Canadians gain control of the bout. Super gutbuster. 3 count made in slow-motion. * END REPLAY * COLE Our broadcast colleague Tony Schiavone is standing by in the back with Team Canada. Let's go to him right now. SCHIAVONE Thank you very much, Michael. As you said, I'm joined by Team Canada and their manager Rick Heyross. Yet another inpressive victory for the awesome team of Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera. HEYROSS Impressive is our middle name, Tony Schiavone. My men have once again shown why they are the best in the world. They have it all -- power, speed, agility. No other team in this company or in the world can say that. That's why these men, Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera, won the first ever Tag Team World Cup. Not Black T, not the Heavenly Rockers and damn sure not Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin, who unfortunately have fallen on hard times as of late, much like this once great country of ours. But don't stop thinking about tomorrow, because you won't be able to remember today after wrestling the best tag team in the sport today, Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera...Team Canada. MAN (Off-Screen) Hey! HEYROSS :) Ah, how nice to see you gentlemen again. The fans watching live in the arena ROAR as the SOONER BRUISERS walk-in. BIG FRANK Shut your yap, Heyross! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" HEYROSS My, did somebody wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. BIG FRANK Yeah, on top of your mother. I would've installed my hardrive in your girlfriend but I found out you have a boyfriend, and that just ain't my thing. HEYROSS :firedevil: Team Canada stand up for their manager, getting in the Bruisers faces. Uber and Felix go nose-to-nose as Frank tears off his shirt and flaunts his biceps in front of Ken, who returns in kind. BIG FRANK (to Ken) Boy, that's Canadian Bacon. This is American made. You ain't want none of this. KEN (to Frank) I'll rip your head off your shoulders and use it as a discus! UBER (to Felix) Your name reminds me of Felix the Cat. And I hate Felix the Cat. FELIX (to Uber) Is that all you got, man?! UBER No, I also have a fist with your name on it. HEYROSS Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it. Hold it! I'm gonna Frank's comment slide because I can judge talent when I see it, and I don't want Team Canada to hurt you. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" FRANK B-) HEYROSS (CONT'D) So I'm going to give you the opportunity to say whatever it is you have to say, otherwise I'll just have to let Felix and Ken take out the garbage themselves. BIG FRANK I've already forgotten what I had to say, so let's just do it the American way. Frank decks Felix! Ken slugs him across the shoulders and the two go at it until Uber gets involved, but not for long. Felix tackles him to the ground and unloads a series of right hands to the temple. Rick Heyross and Tony Schiavone scrambling to get out of harm's way. SCHIAVONE (Off-Screen) Are we still on? Peter, are we still on? We are? Well, we need help over here and now. It's outta control. The Sooner Bruisers and Team Canada continue to fight. OAOAST officials finally arrive and separate the parties. Rick Heyross immediately grabs Team Canada and flee the scene. BIG FRANK Hey Rick, I just remembered. The best tag team in the world? Who's got the belts? We do! Edited October 19, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2006 If you don't get that thing in, Tony, just edit out that last line from Coach and we won't worry about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2006 I've edited in my part, Alf. Changed it around a bit. I have the INT taking place backstage. Edit it as you see fit. Depending on your plans, we could book a Team Canada-Sooners title match for NR. My original plan was to do Sooners-Heavenly Rockers, but since THR are still selling injuries I'm probably going to scrap those plans and work it into plans KC and I have for the New Year's show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 Actually I already have plans for Team Canada for NR. (They're in one of my Survivor matches.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2006 Hey, I never got around to leaving feedback, but good job on the segment. I particularly liked the Canadian bacon line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
