Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 19, 2006 There's a truck route bypass south of my house that I would jog along every morning in the summer. I've never seen so many urine bottles in my life as I did on that shoulder of the road, and I hope I never will. There's all sorts of really strange garbage along that road. Sometimes, the environmentalist in me wanted to clean up the shoulder of that road, but then I saw a pair of shit-stained underpants and thought "you know what? I haven't been convicted of possession yet, so this isn't my problem." And move along I did. I was listening to Rain Dogs. Truckers are fucked up. The truck lot at the warehouse has all kinds of weird shit there left behind by them, but that's for my Warehouse thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2006 I'm currently typing on a fresh keyboard, as I awoke to find a mysterious liquid all over my old one. Well, less mysterious now the smell has installed itself properly at my desk. This kind of thing happened a couple of years ago with a drawer full of clothes, then an amplifier. They survived though. I'm such a drunken twat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2006 Enlarged prostate. Nope, I had a prostate exam. Which was a huge mistake. If I ever have another similar situation, I'm going to just risk prostate cancer rather than having another prostate exam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2006 Are they really that bad? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2006 Are they really that bad? would you want a hand jammed up your ass? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2006 His girlfriend woke up to gentle "pitter-patter" of urine on the symbol. cymbal possibly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2006 nah, Prince was sleeping on the drumkit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
