So I wake up this morning..

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Go outside to run a few errands... and my house is surrounded by a fucking parade!

 

I guess I'm not going anywhere for awhile..

[Twisted Intestine 0]

and there goes Santa! Freedom, at last!

[Youth N Asia 0]

I bet that was a frightening 20 minutes, eh?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Should have just run across the parade like the cops were chasing you -- just like they do in the movies.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

He should have swiped Turboman's outfit beforehand and go out there and impress everyone.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Go outside to run a few errands... and my house is surrounded by a fucking parade!

 

I guess I'm not going anywhere for awhile..

 

missed the obvious snickers joke..

 

damnit

[Slayer 0]

So I wake up this morning..

This was your first mistake

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Go outside to run a few errands... and my house is surrounded by a fucking parade!

 

I guess I'm not going anywhere for awhile..

 

It's times like that, where I wish I owned a large SUV, like a Hummer or something.

[Guest Paul]

So I wake up this morning..

 

Got yourself a gun...

[Guest netslob]

did his papa tell him he's the chosen one?

[Guest Paul]

He's one in a milion.