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After all the DRAWMUH~ lately, this opportunity fell into my lap:

 

dh862003 (12:57:31 AM): hey

Kyliejunge (12:55:49 AM): Howdy.

dh862003 (12:58:06 AM): whats up?

Kyliejunge (12:56:07 AM): Not a lot.

dh862003 (12:58:51 AM): saw u from the smart marks message board....i bash u alot and vice versa so i may as well talk to u

dh862003 (12:58:52 AM): lol

Kyliejunge (12:56:58 AM): do i bash u

dh862003 (12:59:08 AM): oh yes

Kyliejunge (12:57:08 AM): who is this

dh862003 (12:59:15 AM): dh86

Kyliejunge (12:57:57 AM): fo real??

dh862003 (1:00:06 AM): yes

dh862003 (1:00:15 AM): cant u tell from my screename here?

dh862003 (1:00:16 AM): lol

Kyliejunge (12:58:27 AM): theres more numbers lol

dh862003 (1:00:39 AM): yeah

Kyliejunge (12:58:54 AM): so whuts good

dh862003 (1:01:11 AM): playing madden

dh862003 (1:01:12 AM): u

Kyliejunge (12:59:23 AM): mixin music

dh862003 (1:02:12 AM): where are u from?

Kyliejunge (1:00:56 AM): tha 843, C.H.S., chucktown south cackalacka

dh862003 (1:03:06 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:03:18 AM): that explains alot

Kyliejunge (1:01:45 AM): if ur still goign on bout that clemson thing im gonna pop u

dh862003 (1:04:09 AM): (ducks)

dh862003 (1:04:25 AM): so u are a lady right?

Kyliejunge (1:03:54 AM): why u askin

Kyliejunge (1:04:10 AM): its not like ur dick is 900 miles long

dh862003 (1:06:27 AM): its close enough

Kyliejunge (1:04:37 AM): o rly?

dh862003 (1:06:52 AM): yeah

Kyliejunge (1:05:08 AM): cum on be real

Kyliejunge (1:05:38 AM): its only like 450 miles am i rite

Kyliejunge (1:06:08 AM): u got a pic

dh862003 (1:08:23 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:08:33 AM): u never answered if u were a lady

Kyliejunge (1:06:49 AM): y would a dude talk about dicks

dh862003 (1:09:01 AM): never know

dh862003 (1:09:03 AM): lol

Kyliejunge (1:07:01 AM): unless theyre from sf

dh862003 (1:09:15 AM): or atlanta

Kyliejunge (1:07:20 AM): atl sux

Kyliejunge (1:07:57 AM): dont go there

Kyliejunge (1:08:07 AM): specially during rush hour

Kyliejunge (1:08:34 AM): u got facebook

dh862003 (1:10:44 AM): yeah

dh862003 (1:10:50 AM): http://myspace-300.vo.llnwd.net/00098/00/3...0_l.jpgdh862003 (1:10:55 AM): thats me

Kyliejunge (1:09:23 AM): well heres me dont freak out

Kyliejunge (1:09:32 AM): http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v45/204/6/69...100191_3410.jpg

dh862003 (1:11:52 AM): y would i freak out

Kyliejunge (1:10:01 AM): cuz i got a kid n all

dh862003 (1:12:08 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:12:10 AM): its alright

Kyliejunge (1:10:08 AM): thats how i spend so much time on the net

dh862003 (1:12:58 AM): thats good

dh862003 (1:13:05 AM): u look tall

Kyliejunge (1:11:15 AM): 5 9

Kyliejunge (1:11:22 AM): not leena but close

Kyliejunge (1:11:32 AM): shit not really close at all

dh862003 (1:13:42 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:13:57 AM): shes my favorite racist on the board

Kyliejunge (1:12:16 AM): lol

Kyliejunge (1:12:41 AM): so y r u playing madden and not going out

dh862003 (1:14:58 AM): its a monday night

Kyliejunge (1:13:01 AM): doesnt stop us down here

Kyliejunge (1:13:05 AM): or is it too cold there

dh862003 (1:15:13 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:15:18 AM): its 25 degrees

Kyliejunge (1:13:55 AM): i went to the store in jeans and a tshirt its like 60

(disconnected for a moment)

Kyliejunge (1:15:00 AM): opps stupid internet

dh862003 (1:17:18 AM): its cool

dh862003 (1:17:27 AM): so y do u hate michigan?

Kyliejunge (1:15:28 AM): i dont!

dh862003 (1:17:37 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:17:38 AM): right

Kyliejunge (1:16:01 AM): last time my team played um we trashed em 45-17 so its all good

dh862003 (1:18:16 AM): what year was this?

Kyliejunge (1:16:21 AM): 02 citrus bowl

dh862003 (1:18:34 AM): what year is coming in 10 days?

Kyliejunge (1:16:50 AM): lemme think

Kyliejunge (1:16:52 AM): hmm

Kyliejunge (1:16:53 AM): gee

Kyliejunge (1:17:00 AM): 200...7

dh862003 (1:19:08 AM): thanks baby

Kyliejunge (1:17:13 AM): yea!

dh862003 (1:19:33 AM): tennessee still mad over peyton not winning the heisman

Kyliejunge (1:17:37 AM): we cant stand him

Kyliejunge (1:17:47 AM): we dont like golden boys

Kyliejunge (1:18:01 AM): he wuz moer upset than us

dh862003 (1:20:22 AM): thats y he got a street named after him

dh862003 (1:20:27 AM): what got named after tee martin?

Kyliejunge (1:18:59 AM): i dunno but i bet it rules

dh862003 (1:21:10 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:21:14 AM): right

dh862003 (1:21:34 AM): tee didnt match the complexcity of the program

dh862003 (1:21:37 AM): if u know what i mean

Kyliejunge (1:19:46 AM): yeh

Kyliejunge (1:20:01 AM): 1 bad part about teh sec

Kyliejunge (1:20:16 AM): white fukkers everywhere

dh862003 (1:22:24 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:22:27 AM): and u dont like that?

Kyliejunge (1:20:33 AM): im a self hating white

dh862003 (1:22:44 AM): who knew

dh862003 (1:22:45 AM): lol

Kyliejunge (1:21:12 AM): my son had a black dad

dh862003 (1:23:20 AM): its a matter of time before leena takes a pic of her swatizka tattoo

Kyliejunge (1:21:30 AM): thatd be kinda hot

Kyliejunge (1:21:38 AM): girls can be seksi too

dh862003 (1:23:51 AM): lol

Kyliejunge (1:22:03 AM): like the tattoo would be bad but id try to ignore it if i had a penis

dh862003 (1:24:17 AM): oh id hit it

dh862003 (1:24:23 AM): but it would be a hateful fuck

Kyliejunge (1:22:26 AM): those are most fun

Kyliejunge (1:22:33 AM): specially breakup sex

dh862003 (1:24:42 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:24:48 AM): so i can hatefully fuck u as well?

Kyliejunge (1:23:03 AM): oh but we havent broke up yet

Kyliejunge (1:23:17 AM): hit me with a bat and ill think bout it

dh862003 (1:25:27 AM): :)

Kyliejunge (1:23:54 AM): that isnt a good sign lol

dh862003 (1:26:02 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:26:26 AM): my dick is close enough to 900 miles long though

dh862003 (1:26:35 AM): id show u but I dont want tsm to see it

Kyliejunge (1:24:39 AM): if u dickslap me ill kill u

Kyliejunge (1:24:47 AM): one guy did that and i almost bit it off

dh862003 (1:27:07 AM): my dick too strong to bite off

dh862003 (1:27:12 AM): it would tickle if u did that

Kyliejunge (1:25:49 AM): its the south...weve all got axes n chainsaws

dh862003 (1:28:00 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:28:05 AM): ive never been to the south

Kyliejunge (1:26:24 AM): florida doesnt count if u ever go there

dh862003 (1:28:35 AM): ll

dh862003 (1:28:36 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:28:40 AM): ive been to virginia

dh862003 (1:28:48 AM): thats the most southern

Kyliejunge (1:26:54 AM): and about as far south as u want to go

Kyliejunge (1:26:56 AM): believe me

dh862003 (1:29:44 AM): ibelieve that

Kyliejunge (1:28:16 AM): although itd be fun to watch a 'yankee' all confused

dh862003 (1:30:41 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:30:52 AM): ever been north?

Kyliejunge (1:28:51 AM): northern guys r better

Kyliejunge (1:28:52 AM): yeh

dh862003 (1:31:02 AM): y u say so

Kyliejunge (1:29:08 AM): they understand women more

Kyliejunge (1:29:12 AM): not much more

Kyliejunge (1:29:13 AM): but more

Kyliejunge (1:29:58 AM): dudes down here never go south either

dh862003 (1:32:11 AM): lol

Kyliejunge (1:30:14 AM): all about them

dh862003 (1:32:29 AM): i look how u thought id look?

Kyliejunge (1:30:32 AM): pretty much

dh862003 (1:32:41 AM): lol

Kyliejunge (1:30:38 AM): what bout me

dh862003 (1:32:46 AM): no

Kyliejunge (1:30:47 AM): whatd you expect

dh862003 (1:32:57 AM): rosie o donnell

Kyliejunge (1:31:46 AM): omg

Kyliejunge (1:31:48 AM): omg omg omg

dh862003 (1:34:00 AM): lol

Kyliejunge (1:32:00 AM): gross

Kyliejunge (1:32:05 AM): thats my mom lol

dh862003 (1:34:20 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:34:22 AM): wow

dh862003 (1:34:25 AM): thats mean

Kyliejunge (1:32:23 AM): so dont hang around too long ill get fat

dh862003 (1:34:39 AM): go to a gym

Kyliejunge (1:32:55 AM): im not fat yet!

Kyliejunge (1:32:58 AM): geez

dh862003 (1:35:03 AM): lol

Kyliejunge (1:33:01 AM): acehole

dh862003 (1:35:15 AM): how old are u

Kyliejunge (1:33:15 AM): 23

Kyliejunge (1:33:32 AM): and u

dh862003 (1:35:41 AM): 20

Kyliejunge (1:33:42 AM): u in college

dh862003 (1:35:50 AM): yes

Kyliejunge (1:34:04 AM): whats ur major

dh862003 (1:36:34 AM): computer networking

Kyliejunge (1:35:08 AM): lol egghead

Kyliejunge (1:35:16 AM): im dumb

Kyliejunge (1:35:36 AM): had to drop out of college cuz of Alex

dh862003 (1:38:04 AM): sorry to hear

dh862003 (1:38:06 AM): u work?

Kyliejunge (1:36:15 AM): some

Kyliejunge (1:36:31 AM): i can only get someone to watch him for a little of the day

dh862003 (1:39:17 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:39:27 AM): u should strip

Kyliejunge (1:37:45 AM): i dunno

Kyliejunge (1:37:53 AM): i dont have teh rack

dh862003 (1:40:01 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:40:08 AM): u would if u did?

Kyliejunge (1:38:09 AM): maybe

Kyliejunge (1:38:24 AM): but being a sex fiend is what got me a kid

Kyliejunge (1:39:40 AM): so im gonna go to bed

dh862003 (1:41:55 AM): u have a good night

dh862003 (1:41:58 AM): dream about me

Kyliejunge (1:40:15 AM): i usually dream im flying in color with richard baseheart but ill try

dh862003 (1:42:27 AM): lol

dh862003 signed off at 1:40:24 AM.

dh862003 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

dh862003 signed on at 1:41:30 AM.

Kyliejunge (1:41:32 AM): btw

Kyliejunge (1:41:38 AM): im not a gurl

dh862003 signed off at 1:41:40 AM.

dh862003 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

 

I feel bad about it. I'm getting soft in old age.

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that's not license plate (although I guess it can be ANOTHER license plate)...you're thinking of the white boy that got mad at us internet nerds and left our community...you know, the one that is mad because he can't see his daughter thanks to his drug use yet continues to use drugs.

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Ah right, shit. Yeah, I thought it was the dude with the kid that snapped and never came back, and that this was his triumphant return. Which one is this dh86?

 

 

EDIT: (I also don't feel sympathy anymore)

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I can't decide which part is better.

 

Kyliejunge (12:57:08 AM): who is this

dh862003 (12:59:15 AM): dh86

Kyliejunge (12:57:57 AM): fo real??

dh862003 (1:00:06 AM): yes

dh862003 (1:00:15 AM): cant u tell from my screename here?

dh862003 (1:00:16 AM): lol

Kyliejunge (12:58:27 AM): theres more numbers lol

or:

dh862003 (1:26:35 AM): id show u but I dont want tsm to see it

Kyliejunge (1:24:39 AM): if u dickslap me ill kill u

Kyliejunge (1:24:47 AM): one guy did that and i almost bit it off

dh862003 (1:27:07 AM): my dick too strong to bite off

dh862003 (1:27:12 AM): it would tickle if u did that

Kyliejunge (1:25:49 AM): its the south...weve all got axes n chainsaws

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Ah right, shit. Yeah, I thought it was the dude with the kid that snapped and never came back, and that this was his triumphant return. Which one is this dh86?

 

 

EDIT: (I also don't feel sympathy anymore)

 

dh bogs down the sports folder with his pro anything Michigan sports related crap.

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After all the DRAWMUH~ lately, this opportunity fell into my lap:

 

dh862003 (12:57:31 AM): hey

Kyliejunge (12:55:49 AM): Howdy.

dh862003 (12:58:06 AM): whats up?

Kyliejunge (12:56:07 AM): Not a lot.

dh862003 (12:58:51 AM): saw u from the smart marks message board....i bash u alot and vice versa so i may as well talk to u

dh862003 (12:58:52 AM): lol

Kyliejunge (12:56:58 AM): do i bash u

dh862003 (12:59:08 AM): oh yes

Kyliejunge (12:57:08 AM): who is this

dh862003 (12:59:15 AM): dh86

Kyliejunge (12:57:57 AM): fo real??

dh862003 (1:00:06 AM): yes

dh862003 (1:00:15 AM): cant u tell from my screename here?

dh862003 (1:00:16 AM): lol

Kyliejunge (12:58:27 AM): theres more numbers lol

dh862003 (1:00:39 AM): yeah

Kyliejunge (12:58:54 AM): so whuts good

dh862003 (1:01:11 AM): playing madden

dh862003 (1:01:12 AM): u

Kyliejunge (12:59:23 AM): mixin music

dh862003 (1:02:12 AM): where are u from?

Kyliejunge (1:00:56 AM): tha 843, C.H.S., chucktown south cackalacka

dh862003 (1:03:06 AM): lol

dh862003 (1:03:18 AM): that explains alot

Kyliejunge (1:01:45 AM): if ur still goign on bout that clemson thing im gonna pop u

dh862003 (1:04:09 AM): (ducks)

 

So is that what people do on AIM?

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You wouldn't believe how easy it gets to use that shorthand typing after a few minutes. No wonder a lot of people don't bother with actual sentences and words.

 

Who's the girl? Random picture?

Yeah. Credit Czech for finding me a good 'un.

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You wouldn't believe how easy it gets to use that shorthand typing after a few minutes. No wonder a lot of people don't bother with actual sentences and words.

 

Who's the girl? Random picture?

Yeah. Credit Czech for finding me a good 'un.

Kotz: Hey, help me fool this guy into thinking I'm a chick.

Czech: Okay!

 

Man, you two have no right to look down on anything else after this.

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This was my favorite part of the convo:

 

Kyliejunge (1:21:12 AM): my son had a black dad

 

This after you'd already sent him a picture of "yourself" holding your white kid. Funny stuff.

 

Of course, the funniest part overall, is that he tried to hit on someone who's name is Sex Machine Gun. I mean God, could you even come up with a more blatantly masculine user name? I've been defending dh a decent amount in the college football threads, but it's just because I like Michigan and I think they deserved to go the title game, not because I didn't realize he was a doucheclown.

 

Anyway, this was rampant pwnage (I feel so dirty typing that) to a hilarious degree. If only someone could have done something like this to Dama back in his prime. Excellent work Kotz. BTW, what do you think the O/U is on dh's true age? From this thread, I'd put it at 16. I can just see him thinking how cool he was talking to a "real grown up woman".

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