Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 After all the DRAWMUH~ lately, this opportunity fell into my lap: dh862003 (12:57:31 AM): hey Kyliejunge (12:55:49 AM): Howdy. dh862003 (12:58:06 AM): whats up? Kyliejunge (12:56:07 AM): Not a lot. dh862003 (12:58:51 AM): saw u from the smart marks message board....i bash u alot and vice versa so i may as well talk to u dh862003 (12:58:52 AM): lol Kyliejunge (12:56:58 AM): do i bash u dh862003 (12:59:08 AM): oh yes Kyliejunge (12:57:08 AM): who is this dh862003 (12:59:15 AM): dh86 Kyliejunge (12:57:57 AM): fo real?? dh862003 (1:00:06 AM): yes dh862003 (1:00:15 AM): cant u tell from my screename here? dh862003 (1:00:16 AM): lol Kyliejunge (12:58:27 AM): theres more numbers lol dh862003 (1:00:39 AM): yeah Kyliejunge (12:58:54 AM): so whuts good dh862003 (1:01:11 AM): playing madden dh862003 (1:01:12 AM): u Kyliejunge (12:59:23 AM): mixin music dh862003 (1:02:12 AM): where are u from? Kyliejunge (1:00:56 AM): tha 843, C.H.S., chucktown south cackalacka dh862003 (1:03:06 AM): lol dh862003 (1:03:18 AM): that explains alot Kyliejunge (1:01:45 AM): if ur still goign on bout that clemson thing im gonna pop u dh862003 (1:04:09 AM): (ducks) dh862003 (1:04:25 AM): so u are a lady right? Kyliejunge (1:03:54 AM): why u askin Kyliejunge (1:04:10 AM): its not like ur dick is 900 miles long dh862003 (1:06:27 AM): its close enough Kyliejunge (1:04:37 AM): o rly? dh862003 (1:06:52 AM): yeah Kyliejunge (1:05:08 AM): cum on be real Kyliejunge (1:05:38 AM): its only like 450 miles am i rite Kyliejunge (1:06:08 AM): u got a pic dh862003 (1:08:23 AM): lol dh862003 (1:08:33 AM): u never answered if u were a lady Kyliejunge (1:06:49 AM): y would a dude talk about dicks dh862003 (1:09:01 AM): never know dh862003 (1:09:03 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:07:01 AM): unless theyre from sf dh862003 (1:09:15 AM): or atlanta Kyliejunge (1:07:20 AM): atl sux Kyliejunge (1:07:57 AM): dont go there Kyliejunge (1:08:07 AM): specially during rush hour Kyliejunge (1:08:34 AM): u got facebook dh862003 (1:10:44 AM): yeah dh862003 (1:10:50 AM): http://myspace-300.vo.llnwd.net/00098/00/3...0_l.jpgdh862003 (1:10:55 AM): thats me Kyliejunge (1:09:23 AM): well heres me dont freak out Kyliejunge (1:09:32 AM): http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v45/204/6/69...100191_3410.jpg dh862003 (1:11:52 AM): y would i freak out Kyliejunge (1:10:01 AM): cuz i got a kid n all dh862003 (1:12:08 AM): lol dh862003 (1:12:10 AM): its alright Kyliejunge (1:10:08 AM): thats how i spend so much time on the net dh862003 (1:12:58 AM): thats good dh862003 (1:13:05 AM): u look tall Kyliejunge (1:11:15 AM): 5 9 Kyliejunge (1:11:22 AM): not leena but close Kyliejunge (1:11:32 AM): shit not really close at all dh862003 (1:13:42 AM): lol dh862003 (1:13:57 AM): shes my favorite racist on the board Kyliejunge (1:12:16 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:12:41 AM): so y r u playing madden and not going out dh862003 (1:14:58 AM): its a monday night Kyliejunge (1:13:01 AM): doesnt stop us down here Kyliejunge (1:13:05 AM): or is it too cold there dh862003 (1:15:13 AM): lol dh862003 (1:15:18 AM): its 25 degrees Kyliejunge (1:13:55 AM): i went to the store in jeans and a tshirt its like 60 (disconnected for a moment) Kyliejunge (1:15:00 AM): opps stupid internet dh862003 (1:17:18 AM): its cool dh862003 (1:17:27 AM): so y do u hate michigan? Kyliejunge (1:15:28 AM): i dont! dh862003 (1:17:37 AM): lol dh862003 (1:17:38 AM): right Kyliejunge (1:16:01 AM): last time my team played um we trashed em 45-17 so its all good dh862003 (1:18:16 AM): what year was this? Kyliejunge (1:16:21 AM): 02 citrus bowl dh862003 (1:18:34 AM): what year is coming in 10 days? Kyliejunge (1:16:50 AM): lemme think Kyliejunge (1:16:52 AM): hmm Kyliejunge (1:16:53 AM): gee Kyliejunge (1:17:00 AM): 200...7 dh862003 (1:19:08 AM): thanks baby Kyliejunge (1:17:13 AM): yea! dh862003 (1:19:33 AM): tennessee still mad over peyton not winning the heisman Kyliejunge (1:17:37 AM): we cant stand him Kyliejunge (1:17:47 AM): we dont like golden boys Kyliejunge (1:18:01 AM): he wuz moer upset than us dh862003 (1:20:22 AM): thats y he got a street named after him dh862003 (1:20:27 AM): what got named after tee martin? Kyliejunge (1:18:59 AM): i dunno but i bet it rules dh862003 (1:21:10 AM): lol dh862003 (1:21:14 AM): right dh862003 (1:21:34 AM): tee didnt match the complexcity of the program dh862003 (1:21:37 AM): if u know what i mean Kyliejunge (1:19:46 AM): yeh Kyliejunge (1:20:01 AM): 1 bad part about teh sec Kyliejunge (1:20:16 AM): white fukkers everywhere dh862003 (1:22:24 AM): lol dh862003 (1:22:27 AM): and u dont like that? Kyliejunge (1:20:33 AM): im a self hating white dh862003 (1:22:44 AM): who knew dh862003 (1:22:45 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:21:12 AM): my son had a black dad dh862003 (1:23:20 AM): its a matter of time before leena takes a pic of her swatizka tattoo Kyliejunge (1:21:30 AM): thatd be kinda hot Kyliejunge (1:21:38 AM): girls can be seksi too dh862003 (1:23:51 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:22:03 AM): like the tattoo would be bad but id try to ignore it if i had a penis dh862003 (1:24:17 AM): oh id hit it dh862003 (1:24:23 AM): but it would be a hateful fuck Kyliejunge (1:22:26 AM): those are most fun Kyliejunge (1:22:33 AM): specially breakup sex dh862003 (1:24:42 AM): lol dh862003 (1:24:48 AM): so i can hatefully fuck u as well? Kyliejunge (1:23:03 AM): oh but we havent broke up yet Kyliejunge (1:23:17 AM): hit me with a bat and ill think bout it dh862003 (1:25:27 AM): Kyliejunge (1:23:54 AM): that isnt a good sign lol dh862003 (1:26:02 AM): lol dh862003 (1:26:26 AM): my dick is close enough to 900 miles long though dh862003 (1:26:35 AM): id show u but I dont want tsm to see it Kyliejunge (1:24:39 AM): if u dickslap me ill kill u Kyliejunge (1:24:47 AM): one guy did that and i almost bit it off dh862003 (1:27:07 AM): my dick too strong to bite off dh862003 (1:27:12 AM): it would tickle if u did that Kyliejunge (1:25:49 AM): its the south...weve all got axes n chainsaws dh862003 (1:28:00 AM): lol dh862003 (1:28:05 AM): ive never been to the south Kyliejunge (1:26:24 AM): florida doesnt count if u ever go there dh862003 (1:28:35 AM): ll dh862003 (1:28:36 AM): lol dh862003 (1:28:40 AM): ive been to virginia dh862003 (1:28:48 AM): thats the most southern Kyliejunge (1:26:54 AM): and about as far south as u want to go Kyliejunge (1:26:56 AM): believe me dh862003 (1:29:44 AM): ibelieve that Kyliejunge (1:28:16 AM): although itd be fun to watch a 'yankee' all confused dh862003 (1:30:41 AM): lol dh862003 (1:30:52 AM): ever been north? Kyliejunge (1:28:51 AM): northern guys r better Kyliejunge (1:28:52 AM): yeh dh862003 (1:31:02 AM): y u say so Kyliejunge (1:29:08 AM): they understand women more Kyliejunge (1:29:12 AM): not much more Kyliejunge (1:29:13 AM): but more Kyliejunge (1:29:58 AM): dudes down here never go south either dh862003 (1:32:11 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:30:14 AM): all about them dh862003 (1:32:29 AM): i look how u thought id look? Kyliejunge (1:30:32 AM): pretty much dh862003 (1:32:41 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:30:38 AM): what bout me dh862003 (1:32:46 AM): no Kyliejunge (1:30:47 AM): whatd you expect dh862003 (1:32:57 AM): rosie o donnell Kyliejunge (1:31:46 AM): omg Kyliejunge (1:31:48 AM): omg omg omg dh862003 (1:34:00 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:32:00 AM): gross Kyliejunge (1:32:05 AM): thats my mom lol dh862003 (1:34:20 AM): lol dh862003 (1:34:22 AM): wow dh862003 (1:34:25 AM): thats mean Kyliejunge (1:32:23 AM): so dont hang around too long ill get fat dh862003 (1:34:39 AM): go to a gym Kyliejunge (1:32:55 AM): im not fat yet! Kyliejunge (1:32:58 AM): geez dh862003 (1:35:03 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:33:01 AM): acehole dh862003 (1:35:15 AM): how old are u Kyliejunge (1:33:15 AM): 23 Kyliejunge (1:33:32 AM): and u dh862003 (1:35:41 AM): 20 Kyliejunge (1:33:42 AM): u in college dh862003 (1:35:50 AM): yes Kyliejunge (1:34:04 AM): whats ur major dh862003 (1:36:34 AM): computer networking Kyliejunge (1:35:08 AM): lol egghead Kyliejunge (1:35:16 AM): im dumb Kyliejunge (1:35:36 AM): had to drop out of college cuz of Alex dh862003 (1:38:04 AM): sorry to hear dh862003 (1:38:06 AM): u work? Kyliejunge (1:36:15 AM): some Kyliejunge (1:36:31 AM): i can only get someone to watch him for a little of the day dh862003 (1:39:17 AM): lol dh862003 (1:39:27 AM): u should strip Kyliejunge (1:37:45 AM): i dunno Kyliejunge (1:37:53 AM): i dont have teh rack dh862003 (1:40:01 AM): lol dh862003 (1:40:08 AM): u would if u did? Kyliejunge (1:38:09 AM): maybe Kyliejunge (1:38:24 AM): but being a sex fiend is what got me a kid Kyliejunge (1:39:40 AM): so im gonna go to bed dh862003 (1:41:55 AM): u have a good night dh862003 (1:41:58 AM): dream about me Kyliejunge (1:40:15 AM): i usually dream im flying in color with richard baseheart but ill try dh862003 (1:42:27 AM): lol dh862003 signed off at 1:40:24 AM. dh862003 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in. dh862003 signed on at 1:41:30 AM. Kyliejunge (1:41:32 AM): btw Kyliejunge (1:41:38 AM): im not a gurl dh862003 signed off at 1:41:40 AM. dh862003 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in. I feel bad about it. I'm getting soft in old age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 I'm sorry, dh86. I was bored and you showed up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JN Silentbob Report post Posted December 19, 2006 fags. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 that was...beautiful...and blatant anti-michigan bias...im baffled...go blue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 The Real Kotz (for real Kotzers) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Wow, that was pretty awesome. You can't help but feel sorry for licence plate though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 that's not license plate (although I guess it can be ANOTHER license plate)...you're thinking of the white boy that got mad at us internet nerds and left our community...you know, the one that is mad because he can't see his daughter thanks to his drug use yet continues to use drugs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 I couldn't read past the first couple lines of Kotz's true-to-life AOL veteran impersonation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Ah right, shit. Yeah, I thought it was the dude with the kid that snapped and never came back, and that this was his triumphant return. Which one is this dh86? EDIT: (I also don't feel sympathy anymore) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Legalise Drugs and Murder Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Who's the girl? Random picture? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Man in Blak 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 I can't decide which part is better. Kyliejunge (12:57:08 AM): who is this dh862003 (12:59:15 AM): dh86 Kyliejunge (12:57:57 AM): fo real?? dh862003 (1:00:06 AM): yes dh862003 (1:00:15 AM): cant u tell from my screename here? dh862003 (1:00:16 AM): lol Kyliejunge (12:58:27 AM): theres more numbers lol or: dh862003 (1:26:35 AM): id show u but I dont want tsm to see it Kyliejunge (1:24:39 AM): if u dickslap me ill kill u Kyliejunge (1:24:47 AM): one guy did that and i almost bit it off dh862003 (1:27:07 AM): my dick too strong to bite off dh862003 (1:27:12 AM): it would tickle if u did that Kyliejunge (1:25:49 AM): its the south...weve all got axes n chainsaws Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Ah right, shit. Yeah, I thought it was the dude with the kid that snapped and never came back, and that this was his triumphant return. Which one is this dh86? EDIT: (I also don't feel sympathy anymore) dh bogs down the sports folder with his pro anything Michigan sports related crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 After all the DRAWMUH~ lately, this opportunity fell into my lap: dh862003 (12:57:31 AM): hey Kyliejunge (12:55:49 AM): Howdy. dh862003 (12:58:06 AM): whats up? Kyliejunge (12:56:07 AM): Not a lot. dh862003 (12:58:51 AM): saw u from the smart marks message board....i bash u alot and vice versa so i may as well talk to u dh862003 (12:58:52 AM): lol Kyliejunge (12:56:58 AM): do i bash u dh862003 (12:59:08 AM): oh yes Kyliejunge (12:57:08 AM): who is this dh862003 (12:59:15 AM): dh86 Kyliejunge (12:57:57 AM): fo real?? dh862003 (1:00:06 AM): yes dh862003 (1:00:15 AM): cant u tell from my screename here? dh862003 (1:00:16 AM): lol Kyliejunge (12:58:27 AM): theres more numbers lol dh862003 (1:00:39 AM): yeah Kyliejunge (12:58:54 AM): so whuts good dh862003 (1:01:11 AM): playing madden dh862003 (1:01:12 AM): u Kyliejunge (12:59:23 AM): mixin music dh862003 (1:02:12 AM): where are u from? Kyliejunge (1:00:56 AM): tha 843, C.H.S., chucktown south cackalacka dh862003 (1:03:06 AM): lol dh862003 (1:03:18 AM): that explains alot Kyliejunge (1:01:45 AM): if ur still goign on bout that clemson thing im gonna pop u dh862003 (1:04:09 AM): (ducks) So is that what people do on AIM? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Also, my favourite bit was him calling Leena his favourite racist on the board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Ah, so that's why he types the way he does... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Did you actually expect people to read all of that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Did you actually expect people to read all of that? It would actually be alright if it wasn't someone that we already knew was a total idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Hey now, Kotz is an alright dude. Just misguided at times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 It'd be funnier if that's what Lushus meant in the first place Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 *WHOOSH* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Not quite, no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 Yup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 You wouldn't believe how easy it gets to use that shorthand typing after a few minutes. No wonder a lot of people don't bother with actual sentences and words. Who's the girl? Random picture? Yeah. Credit Czech for finding me a good 'un. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 If I hadn't had the same Prince lyric under my avatar for almost two years and grown fond of it, I'd immediately be changing it to "my dick too strong to bite off." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 You wouldn't believe how easy it gets to use that shorthand typing after a few minutes. No wonder a lot of people don't bother with actual sentences and words. Who's the girl? Random picture? Yeah. Credit Czech for finding me a good 'un. Kotz: Hey, help me fool this guy into thinking I'm a chick. Czech: Okay! Man, you two have no right to look down on anything else after this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 I'm glad someone cares enough to remind me to take personal inventory and reconsider my actions towards others. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2006 And I'm glad that someone is me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iggymcfly 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2006 This was my favorite part of the convo: Kyliejunge (1:21:12 AM): my son had a black dad This after you'd already sent him a picture of "yourself" holding your white kid. Funny stuff. Of course, the funniest part overall, is that he tried to hit on someone who's name is Sex Machine Gun. I mean God, could you even come up with a more blatantly masculine user name? I've been defending dh a decent amount in the college football threads, but it's just because I like Michigan and I think they deserved to go the title game, not because I didn't realize he was a doucheclown. Anyway, this was rampant pwnage (I feel so dirty typing that) to a hilarious degree. If only someone could have done something like this to Dama back in his prime. Excellent work Kotz. BTW, what do you think the O/U is on dh's true age? From this thread, I'd put it at 16. I can just see him thinking how cool he was talking to a "real grown up woman". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2006 Ever been in a chat room? Grown men type like that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted December 22, 2006 heh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
