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HD: Landon Promo

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Somewhere after the 6 Person please.

 

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The magic of wrestling television transports us backstage, just in time to catch Landon Maddix and Megan Skye backstage, still dressed from their competition earlier. As the duo carry an ice bucket holding a couple of champagne magnums back towards their locker room, they find their progress impeded, as Josh Matthews is in the scene.

JOSH
Landon, can we get a wor...

MADDIX
Listen... it's Josh, right?

JOSH
Yes.

MADDIX
Listen Josh, as you can see with in a celebratory mode right now. The champagne is on ice and to be honest, we could do with drowning ourselves in it right now with the week we've had. Now, I think the result spoke for itself. Megan isn't just a pretty face and she's not just brains, she's a tough cookie. As Jade Rodez found out.

Wrapping an arm around Megan, Landon smirks as Megan tries her best to look humble. And fails.

MADDIX
We fought through shoddy, bias refereeing and we came out victorious. It's as simple as that. Megan Skye proved what these OAOAST fans weren't aware of, until now. She knows what she's talking about when it comes to guiding my career. But she can do much more than talk the talk, she can walk that walk too.

JOSH
Uhm, that's great. But, that's not what I wanted to ask you about actually.

MADDIX
Then what?

JOSH
Well... AngleMania. It's right around around the corner and your plans seem to have gone down the drain as far as getting on the card. You won here tonight, but where do you go from here?

Landon looks taken aback for a moment, mainly because he doesn't have a firm answer. Luckily though, Megan grabs the microphone and directs it under her nose instead.

MEGAN
You don't worry yourself about that. See, Landon, this was going to be a surprise, once I got the champagne opened up. But, what the heck. You're going to AngleMania!

MADDIX
Okay...

MEGAN
Well, don't sound too pleased.

MADDIX
No, no, that's great. But, what did you get me? Because you said it yourself the other week, the titles all seem to be tied up and the chances of someone other than Todd teaming with me against D*LUX are slim. (pauses) Oh no. Don't tell me you're going to make me team with Clark. Or Bloodshed, or whatever the hell he's calling himself this week. Because, if that's the case then I'd rather turf my Mom out of the villa and spend the weekend in Madrid...

MEGAN
No, it's nothing like that.

MADDIX
Well, what then?

JOSH
Yeah, what?

In unison, Landon and Megan glare at Josh and he pipes down.

MEGAN
I've got four words for you... Money. In. The. Bank.

MADDIX
More ladders?

MEGAN
Nope, Battle Royal.

Suddenly a smile begins to creep across Landon's face.

MADDIX
A Battle Royal? You're joking, right? That's... that's too perfect!

MEGAN
I know!

MADDIX
Talk about your Money In The Bank, a Battle Royal IS money in the bank. Oh, I knew you'd come through for me!

Landon gives Megan a quick peck on the cheek, before grabbing one of the champagne magnums and popping it open. The bubbly pours over Landon's fancy ring gear but he could care less right now as he glugs down the expensive champers, nearly blinding himself in the process he's so eager.

MADDIX
Heh... I guess you could say, somebody's gonna get Clusterfucked!! HAHAHA! I'm goin' to AngleMania baby! (wipes a hand through his hair) It's... it's in my eyes. I can't see...

MEGAN
Okay, come on.

A less than dignified exit for Landon, as Megan links arms and helps lead her man off. Still, even partially blinded, Landon manages to let out a loud 'WHOOOOO!' from off camera in celebration. Josh watches on, unsure of what to make of it all, before sending it back to ringside.

COLE
Wow, Landon Maddix joining the Money In The Bank Battle Royal field at AngleMania. And you may or may not be aware, but Landon has a stellar record in over the top rope style matches. He's won two Clusterfucks, the SWF's version of the Lethal Rumble. Not to mention finding himself in the final two of this year's Lethal Rumble itself, plus a regular Battle Royal victory under his belt in the past.

COACH
Maddix might just be the new favourite Michael.

COLE
Well, we know Landon will be in there, but also the 24/7 Champion Bohemoth, The Global Party Exchange, Jamie O'Hara. Plus, we've got an updated list right here and we can confirm the involvement of Brock Ausstin, both of Black T, Christopher Patrick Allen courtesy of Theodore Moneymaker's doing, The Cuban Wall and Colombian Heat as entrants. There's some bigmen and big names in that list. And we'll find out the rest in the next two weeks of course.

Cole receives a paper from some zit-faced ring attendant.

COLE
Let's stick with AngleMania for just a second, because I've just been handed this announcement, straight from the OAOAST front offices!  At AngleMania, Thunderkid will take up Alfdogg on his challenge last week, it will be Thunderkid defending against Alfdogg, with the Heartland title on the line!  Huge announcement!

COACH
That is a huge announcement, Thunderkid is out of his mind, Cole!

COLE
What makes you say that, Coach?

COACH
Alf has been on a major roll since losing that title to Thunderkid, and since AnglePalooza he's thought about nothing but getting that title back!  TK is in for a world of hurt!

COLE
Well, we'll find out in just 17 days at AngleMania!

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Hey, I hope you don't mind, I added a match announcement of mine at the end, since it was in the flow of AM discussion and wasn't really long enough to start a new topic over.

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