Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2007 I'm looking for your BEST April Fools gag (and preferably one that actually worked). My most successful has become a legend of sorts: I worked Produce at a local Pavilions (a Vons store), and I decided to saran wrap the urinal and toilet in the employee's Mens bathroom. Alot of the guys had to go home and change and come back, it was so perfect (It was a morning shift). I was the only one unphased by the attack, so everyone knew it was me by mid shift, and I was suspended until review. Guess I didn't think everything over But it was still, oh so bad ass. And I was reminded of my monarch on the Pavilions store when I went by to pick up some things, and an old friend/co-worker reminded me: "Hey, remember that one April Fools when you saran wrapped the toilets? Yeah, you fuckin' got me good dood. It ricocheted right when I was yawning and got all in my mouth n shit. " Heh. Top that shit fellas (fellettes?). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2007 super glue on a doorknob. didnt quite work out as planned but it was still funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2007 Man Who Sold The World, you're very creative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted March 21, 2007 I poured a shitload of glitter into this air output on the cigarette stamper back when I worked out on the floor. It shot out this whole cloud of disco on a fat sweaty woman operating the press. Went all over the place. Pissed her off so bad she didn't talk to me for a couple of days, and won me instant respect with the supervisor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2007 isn't it supposed to be about telling lies, not pulling pranks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2007 isn't it supposed to be about telling lies, not pulling pranks? and that would make April 1st different from every other day how? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2007 well, rather than lying to my wife about where I was saturday night, I would lie and tell her I got someone pregnant and then say APRIL FOOLS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2007 well, rather than lying to my wife about where I was saturday night, I would lie and tell her I got someone pregnant and then say APRIL FOOLS! She should kick you in the balls and go APRIL FOOLS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2007 I poured a shitload of glitter into this air output on the cigarette stamper back when I worked out on the floor. It shot out this whole cloud of disco on a fat sweaty woman operating the press. Went all over the place. Pissed her off so bad she didn't talk to me for a couple of days, and won me instant respect with the supervisor. I did the same thing in my days of retail hell. The only difference was that I used purple Kool-Aid, which made it look like the victims fisted a certain McDonaldland character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
