Guest BLBTMLFan Report post Posted April 4, 2007 I was booting through some of my favourite funny/dumb sports quotes of all time. Ian Rush On the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy: "It was like being in a foreign country" Terry Venables "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again" Ron Atkinson "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." Don Schula "Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck." Pat Williams "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." Tommy Lasorda Asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming contract negotiations: "He wants Texas back." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iggymcfly 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2007 1. "Lieu" is not spelled "Lew" 2. This topic is an inappropriate spot to use "in lieu of". 3. Don Shula's name does not have a 'C' in it. 4. In summary, you don't appear to be too bright. At least the quotes were mildly amusing though. You can stay for now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2007 How old is Lew Ford? Based on his handwriting there, I'm saying 11, tops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted April 4, 2007 How old is Lew Ford? Based on his handwriting there, I'm saying 11, tops. Athletes often have to write many autographs in a short period of time, so their writing tends to resemble pigeon-scratch. Sometimes you can see a noticeable decline in a signature from a player in his rookie year and when he's 35-40. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 4, 2007 Why is Lew Ford writing to Derek Jeter? -20 True Twin points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2007 Lew's a big World of Warcraft player. That could explain is poor writing skills. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RepoMan 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2007 That's one of the more legable autographs I've seen. When I was a kid I used to get autographs from a variety of Rochester Red Wings, and being AAA players I couldn't put a face to a name, so I had a ton of balls I have no idea who signed them. That's the most legable autograph I've seen since Esteban Yan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
