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It's pretty fucked up that Hawaii is a state

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Hawaii only became a state because the US stuck a naval base there and it got bombed to hell by Japan. IF the US didn't have Pearl Harbor, they wouldnt have cared if Japan tried to take over Hawaii, and Japan probably wouldnt have bothered anyway.

 

Hawaii doesn't even get all the great fast food deals (OFFER NOT VALID IN AL & HI)..

 

They cant even shoot the Pro Bowl in HD due to the large distance.

 

What are you talking about, Bama gets fast food deals. I should know, I live there.

 

I guess I dont know my state abreviations. AK is Alaska, not AL.

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Guest Smues
alaska.jpg

 

They don't even argue about me! In your face Hawaii! IN YOUR FACE!

Of course not, not while we're producing oil. And dog sled races! And uhh, Curt Schilling! And Jewel!

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For some reason there's a lot of people from Alaska that move down here and every single girl I've met from that group is ridiculously hot.

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The answer is, apparently, no.

 

Piss is referencing the "Feast For Crows" chapters featuring Breane he really hated.

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For some reason there's a lot of people from Alaska that move down here and every single girl I've met from that group is ridiculously hot.

 

They need to take off their 21 layers of clothing obviously..since they probably dont need em in Oregon.

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The answer is, apparently, no.

 

Piss is referencing the "Feast For Crows" chapters featuring Breane he really hated.

OHHHHHHH.

 

B-r-i-e-n-n-e.

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Guest Eagle Man

Hoff, when you correct people, hyphenating each letter does NOT facilitate learning its correct spelling, but in fact, makes it harder, because you don't see the word correctly!

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Hoff, when you correct people, hyphenating each letter does NOT facilitate learning its correct spelling, but in fact, makes it harder, because you don't see the word correctly!

That may be true, but it makes me look like more of a dick, so it breaks even.

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I don't even have a witty response, but fuck you guys, we're worth keeping.

 

We're all healthy and well-tanned over here. Take that, Maryland (and Minnesota, for that matter).

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Your eyes isn't...good.

 

It's very clearly a dark brown. Fix yo monitor, s0n.

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For fucks sake. You're right.

 

I still have problems with that picture.

 

Like what'sup with your feet? Did you step on a landmine?

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Guest Eagle Man

Hoff, I don't know how to make an elephant noise. It just ends up as a Godzilla noise.

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It's okay, man. It's not a skill that everyone has. Just try to enjoy the elephant noises of others.

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Hoff, I don't know how to make an elephant noise. It just ends up as a Godzilla noise.

 

Start with low register trumpet ombesher, go high, and then low again really fast. You'll see what I'm getting at.

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Yeah that's get Fuzzy he's using. The full strip is in this week's baseball thread.

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YES

 

EDIT: embouchure, but I got it.

 

I don't play the horn.

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