Marv Albert Is A Dirty Old Man

[The Niggardly King 0]

 

"BLOCKED from behind!"

"YES!!!"

"NO!"

"Michael Jordan... Yes!"

 

 

"Oh what a move! A spectacular move!"

"From Downtown!"

"He is on fire!"

"A rainbow!"

 

 

"He scores!"

"Serves Up A Facial!"

"With the Facial!"

"Let's see that again!"

"And the money shot!"

 

 

[Hoff 0]

*elephant noise*

[BUTT 0]

Dude in my sophomore year there was a girl who lived upstairs in my dorm who was on facialabuse.com. I did not see her video but I heard it was pretty nasty. I myself am not a gigantic fan of seeing girls covered with semen. Ewww.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Was she hot, Admin Kreese?

[Slayer 0]

1997 says "hi"

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Dude in my sophomore year there was a girl who lived upstairs in my dorm who was on facialabuse.com. I did not see her video but I heard it was pretty nasty. I myself am not a gigantic fan of seeing girls covered with semen. Ewww.

Still, this was someone you sort of knew. Weren't you the slightest bit curious?

 

Related tidbit: a friend of mine found his ex-gf on postyourgirls once

[BUTT 0]

I didn't know her. I mean I didn't even know who she was until my friends were like "Hey, some girl who lives upstairs is on facialabuse.com." And they told me that they had watched the video in the room of some other dudes I didn't know, and wasn't just gonna knock on some guy's door and be all "Hey I hear you have a video of that girl who loves down the hall taking some cumshots to the face, can I see it??" I did see some of the pictures on the site of her face decorated with jizz, but I had no emotional attachment to it. She moved out the next semester. I guess she knew everyone else knew and couldn't take the embarrassment.

[Black Lushus 0]

hey does anyone have or can anyone find that one gif of the gal gabbing away at the camera until, out of the blue, some guy comes in and rams his cock into her mouth violently?

[Matt Young 0]

I never knew such a thing existed, but now, I want it, too.

[The Niggardly King 0]

hey does anyone have or can anyone find that one gif of the gal gabbing away at the camera until, out of the blue, some guy comes in and rams his cock into her mouth violently?

 

That was a pretty tight video.

[Black Lushus 0]

I never knew such a thing existed, but now, I want it, too.

 

yeah, someone had posted it here like 1 or 2 years ago.

 

Also, don't sleep on the gif of the guy and girl fucking by the pool, standing up and the guy suddenly chucks her into the pool.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=86029

[k thx 0]

I myself am not a gigantic fan of seeing girls covered with semen.

This should be on your CV.