Raw Preview 4/30/07

[Mecca]

Ok Vince is funny.

[TheFranchise]

Michaels/Khali tonight.

[The Amazing Rando]

HBK is going back to pre-WMXX Shawn antics.

[Mecca]

This Vince thing might be good cause that was amusing as all hell.

[ChrisMWaters]

And Cena says what we've known for a LONG time:

 

"...he's lost it."

[Hawk 34]

This is even longer to take then it did when Flair went crazy in WCW. At least they acknowledge how batshit insane Vince is.

[TheFranchise]

Michaels/Cena III tonight?

 

I thought he just said Michaels had to earn his shot at Cena?

 

Or was that earn his shot by beating the same man?

[Mecca]

Ortons gonna eat another job....

[ChrisMWaters]

Lilian still injured, I'm guessing.

 

And we start with the match that we were "suppossed to get last week" now

[trackc53]

I hope this is a hot crowd tonight.

[Hawk 34]

Michaels/Cena III tonight?

 

I thought he just said Michaels had to earn his shot at Cena?

 

Or was that earn his shot by beating the same man?

 

No. Shawn gets a shot at Cena next week if he earns it tonight. Meaning he'll need to beat someone else.

[TheFranchise]

Nice slap that missed by a good yard.

[The Amazing Rando]

Vince McMahon IS ... Booker V~!

[Hawk 34]

I wonder if they'll try to stretch this out to JD and do a LLT stip to send Orton back to Smackdown.

[Downhome]

They should've made this a Loser Leaves RAW match.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

C'mon, hug it out bitches! Brothers don't fight, brothers hug!

[trackc53]

if WWE ever goes HD, Randy Orton won't be able to work for the company anymore.

[The Amazing Rando]

I wonder if they'll try to stretch this out to JD and do a LLT stip to send Orton back to Smackdown.

 

 

Might as well call it an OLR Match.

[Mecca]

if WWE ever goes HD, Randy Orton won't be able to work for the company anymore.

 

His shit will look like it's coming right at you........like a giant poop monster.

[The Amazing Rando]

if WWE ever goes HD, Randy Orton won't be able to work for the company anymore.

 

 

Randy Orton has been modified to fit your screen. Do not adjust your set.

[Hawk 34]

So what emo band is that sitting ring side?

[TheFranchise]

Early with the breaks tonight.

[The Amazing Rando]

Randy Orton's junk is sensible. It doesn't destroy hotel rooms but it will sober up a curious front row fan. It's also higher up on the card and will be wrestling Carlito at 9:40.

[NoCalMike]

It might be the heineken I'm drinking, but that trailer for the movie "BUG" looked awesome.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Randy Orton's junk is sensible. It doesn't destroy hotel rooms but it will sober up a curious front row fan. It's also higher up on the card and will be wrestling Carlito at 9:40.

 

Where, I'm sure, Carlito will be jobbing to the infamous Penisplex.

 

Nice SPLAT by Randy on the Spear through the ropes.

[Exslade ZX]

Ouch. Look's like Orotn's leg did a benoit-esque smack into the table.

[The Amazing Rando]

Randy Orton's junk is sensible. It doesn't destroy hotel rooms but it will sober up a curious front row fan. It's also higher up on the card and will be wrestling Carlito at 9:40.

 

Where, I'm sure, Carlito will be jobbing to the infamous Penisplex.

 

Nice SPLAT by Randy on the Spear through the ropes.

 

 

Randy Orton's junk uses the Masterlock.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Randall getting face heat. What a wacky world we live in.

[Exslade ZX]

That chant was for the people who say Orton could never get over.

[ChrisMWaters]

Well, we have the face for that match, for the brief "RANDY" chants there.

 

Unless they're hoping for Randy Savage to come out.