The OAO Raw Thread 5-14-07

[ANKLELOCK]

So are they planting seeds for an Umaga face(!) turn? And are they actually going for a "Vince McMahon has lost his mind" angle? Just a weird segment in general.

 

And its obvious that Umaga/Vince/Shane aren't going to help Coach so as not to breach the "physical provocation" stipulation that keeps Lashley from getting at them.

[TheFranchise]

It's the heat machine!

[luke-o]

Will Chris get buried again tonight?

 

...Lets hope so

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Watch Santino Marella and his scintillating collection of rollups!!

 

They should mix together his music with Christian's old "Golden Shower" opening music just for the hell of it.

[Vampiro69]

Hmmm, Marella is now from Jersey. Are they going to be making him a member of the mafia?

[ChrisMWaters]

Vinny pimping the... is it lavender? suit tonight.

 

why is he still wearing the do-rag?

He's waiting for his hair to grow back?

 

EDIT: And at least the Intercontinental Championship is being represented better, IMO.

[luke-o]

Is it just me, or are Santino's arms kinda skinny compared to the rest of his body?

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Is it just me, or are Santino's arms kinda skinny compared to the rest of his body?

 

I was thinking he looked tiny compared to Masters. I missed what they announce him as, but whatever it is they're inflating the numbers.

[Vampiro69]

He has the weakest finisher ever.

[luke-o]

Good christ, how long can they keep this man champion? I mean he's meant to be a crowd member.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Vinny pimping the... is it lavender? suit tonight.

 

why is he still wearing the do-rag?

He's waiting for his hair to grow back?

 

EDIT: And at least the Intercontinental Championship is being represented better, IMO.

 

I thought i heard it was mostly grown back?

[Vampiro69]

Ozzy on Smackdown? Well it beats Nitro having Chad Brock and Megadeath.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

At least they didn't put Ozzy on live TV. The FCC might have covered their budget for the year.

[Guest Maccam16]

Hah, his hair is not gonna grow back.

[Vampiro69]

See The Condemmed this week! Because next week it won't be in theatre next week.

[Mecca]

The Condemned apparently proves no one cares about Austin anymore........

[luke-o]

I wonder if Melinas entrance there was a special request by Jerry "im a dirty old man" Lawler?

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Candice is looking particularly....buoyant...tonight.

 

And Vicky with the jobber entrance?? BOO.

[luke-o]

What is Victoria wearing on her head?

[Mecca]

Well Victoria is gonna job seeing as Candice is being built up right now...

[Matt Young]

Candice looks hotter with her new hair.

[luke-o]

Candice's top is looking rather small... One of those bad boys might pop out.

 

But damn is she improving.

[Mecca]

Melina making any sort of reference to Candice being fat is the dumbest shit I've ever heard....

[luke-o]

Melina making any sort of reference to Candice being fat is the dumbest shit I've ever heard....

 

I was about to make the same comment. It was a really lame come back.

[fazzle]

So, what that commercial tells me is that if I can get a bunch of underage girls to sleep at my house, I get a free copy of Mario Party 8?! WIN-WIN, baby!

[Vampiro69]

Here comes the Man!

[Mecca]

Awesome fireworks entrance for Edge there.

[luke-o]

They sure pushed the boat out for Edge's pyro there.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

How did Edge cheat?

[Conspiracy_Victim]

So who (if anyone) interrupts him? UT, Kennedy, Batista? Doesn't have to get physical, just a verbal rundown (hence the inclusion of KK and UT).