Edwin MacPhisto Posted June 20, 2007 Report Posted June 20, 2007 Regaled a few of us with the story while we ate lunch in front of the National Archives yesterday. I've been saving it up ever since.
Sideburnious Posted June 20, 2007 Report Posted June 20, 2007 I need more details on the story and closure on what happend between the two.
godthedog Posted June 20, 2007 Report Posted June 20, 2007 i don't think i'd want a blowjob from a girl who was willing to give a blowjob in a portapotty. like sex at woodstock.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 20, 2007 Report Posted June 20, 2007 Disappointing lack of specifics. Was he standing up? Sitting down? Was it a blumpy?
Edwin MacPhisto Posted June 21, 2007 Author Report Posted June 21, 2007 This took place two years ago at Foxfield, a UVA tradition wherein about 5,000 20somethings go stand in a field wearing sundresses and seersucker, drink, and nominally watch shitty horse races. Even though I went to UVA I've only been twice, and the blowee in question was a Georgetown grad I didn't know until I started this job a year ago. He was drunk, she was drunker, and she mouthified his wang quite emphatically in one of many adjacent port-o-johns, apparently separated only by the thin plastic door from a line about 15 people deep, all waiting for their own chance to excrete from one or more orifices. There love was brief, and he never saw her again. This encounter was blumpkin-free, but the toilet itself had quite a build-up already waiting there to set the scene. I like to think that she'll remember this someday, as she's giving birth to her first child.
Hank Kingsley Posted June 21, 2007 Report Posted June 21, 2007 I knew I missed out not going to Foxfield this year.
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