OAO Raw Thread - July 9, 2007

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Lashley's powerslam is called The Dominator.

 

As is the former Faarooq-done Dominator, which Lashley used, but no longer seems to.

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Santino Morella is about to really flip out.

 

For Maria's sake, if he starts letting a Russian accent slip she needs to run for the hills.

 

"If you keep it up, you are going to make me Russian...and you won't like me when I'm Russian."

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Make Santino into a complete Jersey guido scumbag and he may be worth saving.

 

Gold chains, wife beater w/velvet track suit, Aqua Velva, and a Trans Am?

 

If I were Haas I wouldn't be QUITE that enthusaiastic.

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WORLD'S MOST BI-CURIOUS TAG TEAM!

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WHAT THE FUCK

 

Oh man if anyone is randomly watching wrestling with their friends I feel sorry.

 

KISS YOUR LIPS MATCH!

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Do we really need to take the World's Greatest Tag Team THERE?

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They should have shown him with the Sting face-paint.

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Who's that bald guy Cena's talking to in the ring?

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I want to call Larry King and get Cena's thoughts on Lashley possibly having to go at it in a handicap match and Cena's reaction to Lashley turning on him.

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Shouldn't Haas go all out to help Benjamin win? Or does he "accidently" help him lose?

 

 

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Who will be Lashley's partner?

A. Orton

B. Carlito

C. London

D. Super Crazy

E. Val Venis

 

Looking over the Raw roster there isn't alot of depth available tonight.

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Well that sure was a slap in the face of Kurt Angle...literally.

 

They should have shown him with the Sting face-paint.

 

!!!

 

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Who will be Lashley's partner?

A. Orton

B. Carlito

C. London

D. Super Crazy

E. Val Venis

 

Looking over the Raw roster there isn't alot of depth available tonight.

 

NOT VAL VENIS~!

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Who's that bald guy Cena's talking to in the ring?

 

 

Kirk Angel, former LARPing World Champion.

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Well that sure was a slap in the face of Kurt Angle...literally.

 

They should have shown him with the Sting face-paint.

 

!!!

 

 

I SAID A PONY~!!

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WORLD'S MOST BI-CURIOUS TAG TEAM!

 

If they show one of them oiling up the other before their match, I riot.

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King/Grace News:

 

Cena comes off very boring and purposely trying to use large words that don't fit the conversation.

 

Jericho comes off brilliantly and is the best marketing tool for Vince right now. However, his same "I can't fathom Chris doing this, he was such a family man" schtick isn't healthy, as he's been repeating it for 2 weeks now. I dunno. He speaks well, but his topic is totally irrelevant. Benoit is a killer. Regardless of whether or not he seemed it.

 

Steve Blackman and Marc Mero sure are media whores.

 

And Konan told some reported he's "an absolute moron" on Nancy Grace, haha for saying wrestlers do 'roids to get girls.

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WORLD'S MOST BI-CURIOUS TAG TEAM!

 

If they show one of them oiling up the other before their match, I riot.

 

 

"Man, what is that stuff?"

 

"It's from Kentucky or something....warms to the touch"

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Snitsky's back in all his baby punting glory!

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When did Cena wear that paint?

 

Snitsky is like a good photoshop edit of Lashley.

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WWE doesn't need Sid Vicious to return, they'll just create another one.

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Way to book Super Crazy coming off of an upset win where the fans popped.

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Well that sure was a slap in the face of Kurt Angle...literally.

 

They should have shown him with the Sting face-paint.

 

!!!

 

 

I SAID A PONY~!!

 

!!!!!!!

 

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Who will be Lashley's partner?

A. Orton

B. Carlito

C. London

D. Super Crazy

E. Val Venis

 

Looking over the Raw roster there isn't alot of depth available tonight.

 

NOT VAL VENIS~!

 

Well cross Super Crazy off the list.

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Beats Kennedy last week... gets destroyed by Krang from the TechnoDrome this week.

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When did Cena wear that paint?

 

It was going to be his gimmick with Sting coming in to be his mentor of sorts, but after Cena did his one show with the face paint, Sting pulled out and didn't sign afterall.

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Snitsky has the "Freddy Kruger: Year One" look down.

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He brought the Coat Hanger back! Yay!

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Of all the things, Jim Ross calls out Snitsky on a "Lack of Class".

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Snitsky's brushes his teeth in aborted fetus water. Makes sense, I guess.