Today, I ate a joke sweet my 10 year old sister gave me.

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I'm not even annoyed, I am amazed. I lost to a 10 year old in a battle of wits.

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what

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it was durgz

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durgz, or it was durgz, is slowly becoming a meme here.

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I don't do drugs.

 

Unless of course your mother is a drug, in which case hell yeah.

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My 1000th post included a "yo momma" joke, I think that speaks well for my maturing as a poster.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I have absolutely NO idea what either of you are talking about here.

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I want to make your mom jokes payable upon death. They're not even ironically funny. I have heard one good your mom joke in my entire life, and it was, ironically, a rebuttal to another your mom joke.

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See? His name is Justsoyouknow and yet he does not know.

 

Sweet = Candy.

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Okay. Yeah, that cleared it up.

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That is good to hear.

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I don't think eating a gag candy is grounds for losing at a battle of wits.

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I don't think eating a gag candy is grounds for losing at a battle of wits.

 

To a ten year old though? Have you ever had a ten year old try and trick you? They can usually stop smiling long enough to say half a sentence before laughing.

 

 

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You guys don't know a sweet = candy? Don't you read children's books from England?

[Guest Vitamin X]

What constituted as a "joke" sweet in this case, though? Further explanation is needed.

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My money is on vomit flavor.

 

Outside odds on dirt.

[Guest The Amazing Rondo]

I had a great idea for a sitcom about a candy factory like the Willy Wonka chocolate factory where all the candy wrappers have interesting informational tidbits like Snapple caps. It's called the Fun Factory~! It's clever because it's a factory that's fun to be at, it's a factory that manufactures fun facts, and the candy is makes is also fun.

 

The Fun Factory would be located in City Infinity.

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What constituted as a "joke" sweet in this case, though? Further explanation is needed.

 

She told me I was about to take a bite into a sweet Lemon flavoured piece of candy, at the precise moment of insertion however I found out I was sucking on a Pickle and Anchovy sweet. That is what I get for not pretending that my sister is non existent!

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Jesus, that sounds dirty. Don't phrase it like that! Have you seen the other thread I just started?!?

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I only sleaze to please.

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I am amazed

 

I'm not.

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I would have made a "my IQ tests at 145, thank you very much" post, but then I would have been like Jingus.