At Home 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 My dream last night was fucking ridiculous, even though it's going to be long-winded and sound stupid. It started out by riding a bus with the two guys from the columbine shit, and then they chose two guys to kill with hammers and killed them. Then we (as in me and some frineds) went to a movie set of Kevin Smith where he was filming something and was giving this weird interview. Anyways, we eventually moved to a house of my friend and had a party. After people started going home, I discovered that the family was killing my friends after they left, so I had to not leave. I called up my friend bryan and asked him to get his ass over here and save me while I tried to figure out a plan of escape. (It was pretty late, maybe around midnight.) Their front yard was set up in such a way where the only way that you could crawl across the yard was to pass through this metal box thing that stretched the length of the yard, but was only about a foot and a half tall and both ends were exposed. I tried to crawl through this thing but couldn't (and could also only see myself in the third person while trying to call through). I went back into the house and started searching the house. Suddenly, one of the backstreet boys opened a door slowly (even though I knew he couldn't know I was there) so I pushed him back into the room (which was my dad's office from the house I grew up in, Apple II and all) and started a fight. I kicked his ass and he must've given me some key or something. Anyways, Bryan called me to come back outside and instead of crawling across the front yard I just ran across, which was sketchy because there was a big bay window overlooking the front yard. He tossed me the keys and I hopped into my car (which was literally my car from real life) and I started driving. He then turned into a mix between matthew mcconaughey and some guy I know, but it wasn't a morph, I just looked back and it was him. Anyways turns out I wasn't even driving. There was two steering wheels in my car and I was sitting in the passenger's seat. We drive around this mix of jungle / midwest forest and try to get back to civilization. We wind up at a fire station, and then we use the head guy's BMW to clear a jump, which landed right back into the fire station and destroyed a support beam. We, for some reason, went back to the house that I escaped from and the people knew that I was there and they started talking to me but I don't remember what about. I was also holding a rolled up magazine. I went to the couch by the door and fell asleep and tried to escape again in the morning, but was caught. They didn't kill me; they just brought me back into the house. K. That's it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 This will have the potential to be a very long thread. My last dream was basically that I told a girl I didn't want to kiss her and she stuck my face in to her cleavage. Yes, I got dream raped. Maybe I should reserve only dreams that are somewhat interesting for this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 This will have the potential to be a very long thread. My last dream was basically that I told a girl I didn't want to kiss her and she stuck my face in to her cleavage. Yes, I got dream raped. Maybe I should reserve only dreams that are somewhat interesting for this thread. That kind of happened to me in real life, but she just said "I'm going to give you a cleavage hug" and then pushed my face into her boobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 Strangely enough, she was not modelled after anyone I know in real life, unlike the characters in most of my dreams. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest • Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Let's not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 So, people like this pbone guy, huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 Matt Young does! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 okay...the d-u-r-random letter-z fad is officially over, now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luke-o 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 I don't know, Durgz could be funny if used again in a couple of months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2007 durgz was an instant classic (the line and the thread) but it's been too much pbone too fast. He needs some more time and more posts before I jump on the bandwagon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2007 Honestly, I give luke-o as much credit for durgz as pbone, but it's credit as sap straightman, so he shouldn't take too much pride. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
