Ever been fired or let go?

[Gary Floyd]

I almost got a job at a KMart, but changed my mind and ended up working at a video store. The video store was more fun anyways, and paid better than the local KMart would have, so it was no real loss.

[the max]

Jeez. Hope you've found something more stable by now; I think I would have killed myself had I managed to get fired by Kmart, Walmart, and Babies R' Us in one lifetime.

 

Eh. Out of the three, Babies R' Us was the most frustrating because all of my friends worked there. I treated Walmart as a joke job. Kmart was one of the three jobs that I had at the time, so I was usually so tired by the time I got there that it didn't matter.

 

And yes, I celebrated my third year as a satellite technician for the Florida Lottery this month. Stability, huzzah.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

I got fired from Arby's for telling some dumbass in the drive-thru to "Fuckin' go eat somewhere else" in the midst of an argument with some fat bitch manager. I was a really angry teenager, I think.