King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2007 [COLOR=orange][b][SIZE=5]This past weekend... ANGLESLAM PRESS CONFERENCE[/SIZE][/b][/COLOR] We're in New York City in the presence of a large group of OAOAST fans and assembled media. Two tables are set up, either side of a podium, directly under the large AngleSlam 2007 banner. On one table sitting furthest left, World Heavyweight Champion Landon Maddix with his manageress Megan Skye; Enterprise CEO Theodore Moneymaker with his newly won One And Only Tag Team Title belt; and and empty seat ready for Tha Puerto Rican. On the other side, "Silky Smooth" Leon Rodez; an empty seat ready for Zack Malibu and an empty seat, belonging to OAOAST namesake AngleSault who takes his position on the podium. ANGLESAULT Good evening and thank you all for coming out tonight. It's a privilege for the OAOAST to be here in the city so great they named it twice, New York, New York, in the shadows of Madison Square Garden with AngleSlam 2007 set to eminate from it's hallowed halls in just four weeks' time. In a moment, I'll give the gentlemen to the side of me a chance to voice their opinions. You have been warned. (polite laughter) But first, I have a little announcement of my own. As you're all aware, the scheduled main-event will be a Triple Threat Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship, featuring Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, Puerto Rican Lightning and Zack Malibu. However, as you'll be aware, our OAOAST cards always come with the tag 'Card Subject To Change'. Cue surprised looks from those on AngleSault's left and right. ANGLESAULT As well as the chance to compete in Madison Square Garden, the OAOAST has another great opportunity awaiting us in the next few weeks. On Thursday, August 16th, our flagship television programme HeldDOWN~! will be broadcasting live from Honolulu, Hawaii. And to mark this occassion, we will be giving our fans a great main-event. The OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, Landon Maddix, will defend his title one on one against "The Urban Legend" Todd Cortez. Landon's eyes can be seen bugging out in the background. He turns to Megan with fevered whispers as AS continues. ANGLESAULT Of course, should Mr. Cortez win the OAOAST Title on August 16th, the main-event of AngleSlam will be effected. So, an official ruling has been made and added to the contracts the men behind me signed a few weeks ago. The match will remain a Triple Threat Match should Landon Maddix retain. However, if Todd Cortez wins the OAOAST World Title, then the main-event of AngleSlam 2007 will become a Fatal Fourway Match. Thank you. And now, a word from our World Champion, LANDON MADDIX!! As AngleSault retakes his seat, Landon just sits where he is, arms folded. AngleSault looks a little embarrassed as the crowd begin booing, even despite the lovely Megan Skye making her way to the podium. MEGAN Landon would like to refuse to comment, in light of recent developments. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Megan retakes her seat next to Landon, who is nodding away, pouting ever so slightly. Moneymaker just looks at the Champion next to him curiously as he dismissively waves his hand at AngleSault to carry on with proceedings without him. The toys are well and truly out of the pram. And so, wtih no signs of 'conference' at this Press Conference from the Champ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2007 KC, I'm kinda glad I see that this has gone unfinished thus far. I got hit with a stomach virus late Tuesday night/Wednesday morning and haven't been online since my attempts to remain at work yesterday in my condition. It looks like you're still working on this so just let me know where to pick up come morning. If anyone complains about HD being late (and I don't think anyone would), feel free to blame it on me and my illness, heh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
