Lesson: chew, chew, chew...did I mention chew?

[LucharesuFan619]

huh

[In Credible]

I'll tell my friends, you may have just saved lives.

[Guest Soriano's Torn Quad]

There a lot of idiots at TSM, but I think most of them know how to chew their food.

[LucharesuFan619]

Sometimes people trip over their own two feet. Sometimes they forget their date of birth. Sometimes people choke on food. Sometimes guys even jack off onto their roommates' bed (I know someone who had that happen to them). Some probably even dip bacon in the "dressing" then. In fact, I am sure there is a class of posters here at TSM who enjoy doing the latter-most act I recounted....Shit happens and people make dumb mistakes.

[Jingus]

I saw Scott Hall choke on a piece of steak like that once. Turns out that laughing (he was mercilessly ribbing the shit out of AJ Styles at the time) isn't a good thing while you have food in your mouth.

[AndrewTS]

Make chew awareness wrist bands.

 

Put one around your neck. The "head wrist."

[Guest Soriano's Torn Quad]

I miss out on a lot of AndrewTS.