Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2007 Note to KC: The board sorta played tricks with me so I don't know if you got my last PM (nothing important was said so I didn't bother to resend it). If you didn't, just want to let you know I'm down with your plans for NR. [b][color="#FF0000"]*WHIIIR!*[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]*WHIIIR!*[/color][/b] [I]Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I've got a bad case of lovin' you[/I] Women rush the aisle to catch a glimpse of the strip-teasing Love Doctors, some of whom hurl bra and panties their direction! BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Windy City, at a total combine weight of 436 pounds, MAX ANDERSON and STEVEN PIGLEY…THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS!! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" The Doctors of Love surprise two lucky female fans with a stethoscope and co-signed clipboard, then give hearty thumbs up after liberating their oiled physiques from its repressive white lab coats. COLE What a feather in the cap it’d be for The Love Doctors, former and longest reigning HI-YAH tag titleholders, if they manage to defeat Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright, the first ever One & Only World tag team champions. They’d rocket back up the Top 10 in a heartbeat. COACH That’s still around? Must be under lock and key next to the Wellness Policy. Anyway, the stars would have to align for them to beat Teddy and CW. Sources close to the Enterprise tell me the pair have been preparing for this night ever since Anderson and Pigley reneged on their agreement. The Enterprise is a generous organization, Cole, and they don’t appreciate it when people try to take advantage of that. How come nobody’s condemned the Docs for not repaying Teddy’s loan? Where’s the outrage from the Democratic presidential candidates?! [I]Tailored suits, show of your cars Fine hotels and big cigars Up for grabs, up for a price Where the red hot girls keep on dancing through the night[/I] “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Amused by the hostility, the OAOAST’s sharp dressed men (and woman) calmly proceed to the ring under the protection of their burly bodyguard/Director of Security CPA. COACH There’s one bodyguard you’ll never hear spilling client secrets to Matt Lauer. COLE Of course not. He’s too well paid and cared for. Although I’m sure he has stories to sell. BUFFER Their opponents, representing the Enterprise and accompanied by MACKENZIE DECENZO… THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT! Theodore and CW become the envy of men worldwide when Mackenzie strips them of their attire, a subtle dig at The Love Doctors. * DINGDINGDING * Dr. Max Anderson and Theodore Moneymaker circle around before leaning in to lockup, and the Billion Dollar Heir gains the upper hand with an arm drag, which earns him a hand from Mackenzie and CW. “BOOOOOOO!” Theodore gives Max a chance to redeem himself, locking back up with the Love Doctor, but again flings him across the squared circle. This time Max suffers the indignity of having Teddy bow and laugh in his face. Riding high on arrogance, Moneymaker agrees to hook ‘em up once more, but third time’s the charm for Anderson who scores on a body slam. It’s as good as it gets for him, though, as the Billion Dollar Heir reverses an Irish whip and leapfrogs the MD on the rebound. But Max is able to put on the brakes and surprise Theodore with a quick roll up! ONE… KICKOUT! Moneymaker storms to his feet and charges into a hip toss, followed by a dropkick and arm drag into the arm bar. Teddy sits up and returns to a vertical base, then hurls Max towards the Enterprise corner and a right hand from Christian Wright. The Natural assumes the role of legal man and pummels Anderson in the corner with an array of European uppercuts and knife-edge chops. Wright then attempts to whip him to the far corner, but it’s reversed and CW shoots out into an arm drag. Max bars the arm and brings Christian to the Love Doctors corner. Dr. Steven accepts the tag and crashes down onto Wright’s outstretched arm with a SLINGSHOT SOMERSAULT LEGDROP! COLE Oh, my! What an incredibly athletic maneuver! Pigley immediately places CW back in the arm bar, but the Enterprise financial analyst responds with a knee to the midsection and a jarring European uppercut. A series of chops leave Steven clutching his chest, and then Christian fires him into the ropes, missing on a clothesline as Pigley ducks under and snaps him over with a CRUCIFIX BOMB!! ONE… TWO… But only two, as Theodore is there to breakup the pin. Dr. Max doesn’t appreciate that and lets Teddy know by decking him. Mackenzie DeCenzo freaks as The Love Doctors backdrop the Billion Dollar Heir and knock CW out to the floor with a double dropkick! “YYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” COACH Come on, ref. That wasn’t fair. Both Love Doctors were in there longer than the allotted 5 seconds. After a conference call on the outside, Theodore Moneymaker returns as the legal man and locks up with Dr. Steven, who he brings down with a drop toehold and places in a hammerlock. Pigley reverses out but Moneymaker counters back and paintbrushes him! COLE How insulting. The Billion Dollar Heir grabs a side headlock and is shoved off into the ropes, only to barrel through Dr. Steven on the rebound. Moneymaker briefly considers going for a quick cover but decides to hit the near side instead, skipping over the top and then under a leapfrog before running into a LARIAT! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Steven rams Teddy into the turnbuckle and tags Dr. Max, who rattles Moneymaker with palm strikes and spinning back fists. Barely able to stand, the Billion Dollar Heir falls to a knee after reversing an Irish whip…and Christian Wright makes Max Anderson pay with a knee to the spine of the back! ONE… TWO… NO! Max kicks out and has his face smashed into the boot of CW, then is choked on the middle rope by Mackenzie as Theodore converses with the referee! COLE Turn around, ref! COACH Oh, yeah. Now you’re crying. Where were the tears when the Enterprise was illegally double-teamed? COLE That’s apart of tag team wrestling, Coach. Choking a man is not. It’s illegal and dangerous. Wright and Moneymaker double team Anderson in their corner while Dr. Steven is restrained by the referee. COACH Remember, Cole, that’s apart of tag team wrestling. You even said it yourself. Theodore goes back to work on Max, raking the laces of the boot across the eyes. A tag is made and the Enterprise shove Anderson into their corner with authority. Dr. Max crumbles on all fours and is kicked hard upside the head. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT. CW sends Dr. Steven in for the ride and snaps him over with a power slam…THAT’S COUNTERED INTO A DDT! “OH!” Rather than go for the pin Steven tags in the fresh doctor, despite Theodore’s best attempt. Anderson floors Moneymaker with a right and backdrops him out of the corner, then clotheslines both he and Wright separately. A flying headscissors takeover brings Teddy closer to his associate CW, until Dr. Max tries the same on him and eats a STUN GUN for his trouble, smacking hard on the apron as he tumbles to the arena floor! COACH Dr. Max Anderson may be out of it, Cole. Man, did he hit the floor hard. The referee backs Christian away from the ropes to allow Max room to enter, but all it really does is allow Moneymaker to slam Anderson on the outside! COLE There’s a perfect example as to why a second official is needed for tag bouts. It’d prevent garbage like that. Dr. Max is tossed back in and planted mid-ring with a belly-to-belly suplex. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT. CW drives Anderson into the knee of Theodore Moneymaker. The tag is made and the Billion Dollar Heir delivers a second rope double axe handle smash. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Following a snap mare takeover Theodore Moneymaker drops A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS! He taunts Dr. Steven with the universal sign of money and then stomps Dr. Max in the face! MONEYMAKER :lol: Theodore attempts to scoop Max for a slam, but he rolls through with a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! COLE The Love Doctors a half-a-count away from defeating Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright. It was [I]that close[/I]. Anderson’s surge of energy has the crowd believing again, but their hopes are soon dashed when Moneymaker fakes a charge, getting the doctor to set low for a backdrop to counter with a swinging neck breaker! COACH Further proof Teddy is the smartest man in wrestling. Anderson got sucked right in. Tag made, and this time Wright connects on his SNAP POWERSLAM! ONE… TWO… Save by Dr. Steven! The Enterprise doesn’t like that but they use it to their advantage, putting the boots to Max Anderson while the referee deals with an emotional Steven Pigley. “BOOOOOOOOOOO!” MACKIE :) Irish whip, and CW places Max in a SLEEPER HOLD! COACH The Love Doctors shift is almost over, Cole. Max’s starting to lose consciousness. Steven rallies the crowd behind his partner, feverishly slapping the top turnbuckle to stir up a clap and succeeds. Before the referee even has a chance to check for signs of life Max rises to his feet and lifts CW for a back suplex, but he floats over and spikes him down with an INVERTED DDT that sucks the air out of the arena! ONE… TWO… THREE! NO!! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" WRIGHT :huh: COLE Christian Wright nor Theodore Moneymaker and Mackenzie DeCenzo can believe it. I can’t either for that matter. Unbelievable! COACH How the hell did he kick out! “Finish him!“ screams Moneymaker. A company man all the way, Wright is eager to please his boss…BUT MISSES A MIDDLE ROPE ELBOW DROP! “YYEEAAAHHHHH!” Both CW and Max seek to make the tag, but it’s Wright who achieves the task first, followed thereafter by Anderson. MONEYMAKER :o Dr. Steven Pigley hammers away on the Billion Dollar Heir, and then shoots him off to the far side and overhead with a BAAAAACK body drop! Pigley thwarts Christian Wright’s blindside attack with a hip toss, and then a standing dropkick. DOUBLE COCONUT sends CW to the floor but not out of harm’s way, as Dr. Max Anderson crashes into him with a TOPE CON HILO! MACKIE :bubbles: Theodore Moneymaker catches Dr. Pigley spending too much time staring at the carnage outside the ring and clubs him across the back of the neck. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” After a series of punishing chops Teddy whips Steven into the ropes, but misses a clothesline and gets spiked on his head with a FLATLINER! “YYEEAAAHHHHH!” Mackenzie DeCenzo climbs onto the apron to divert the attention of the referee. COLE Can’t you see what she’s doing, ref? Turn around and count the pin! 1-2-3-4-5. Dr. Steven confronts the blonde bombshell and plants a big wet one on her! MACKIE :angry: Mackie wipes her lips in disgust and retaliates with a slap to the face…but Steven ducks and knocks her off the apron into the arms of CPA below with a hip swivel to the BUTT! COACH He hit a woman! COLE He did not! It was only a love tap. COACH The hell it was. He had malicious intent. Contrary to Coach’s belief, Dr. Steven is a true gentlemen, evident by the fact he waits until CPA places Mackie down before wiping him out with a PESCADO! COACH Aw, this guy is a piece of work, Cole. He manhandles women and is a cheap shot artist. The doctor rolls in and checks his imaginary watch for the TIME OF DEATH. “YYEEAAAHHHHH!” Pigley scoops Moneymaker up for the Michinoku Driver…but Teddy floats over and locks him in THE BANK VAULT! COLE Oh, no! Come on, Steven. Hang on! COACH But how long can he really last, Cole? Nobody’s broken the Bank Vault. As his eyes begin to roll in the back of his head, Dr. Steven desperately reaches for the ropes, or perhaps his partner who is still laid out on the floor along with Christian Wright, but with nowhere to go he has no choice but to TAP. * DINGDINGDING * Theodore shoves Steven to the ground as CW rejoins him in the ring to celebrate. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, the team of THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE The Love Doctors with a valiant effort, but in the end it wasn’t enough to defeat Wright and Moneymaker. COACH Boy will Max Anderson feel like a real idiot after watching the video of this. If he hadn’t taken that stupid high-risk move he’d have been there to break the Vault. COLE Be that as it may, it was a helluva match nonetheless. And we should have another good one coming up next. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2007 Yeah, I didn't get the PM. But, coolio. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
