Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2007 Coffey turns the big 26 today, I think everyone on this forum should wish this great and banned poster a happy birthday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gym Class Fallout Report post Posted September 30, 2007 Not enough wrestling content. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2007 Josh Coffey > most of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gym Class Fallout Report post Posted September 30, 2007 no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2007 If you do not like Val Venis then I will fight you, that is no lie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2007 Josh Coffey > most of you. Are you his boyfriend? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2007 Humor doesn't belong in the MCS folder. It distracts people from serious discussion about Chocolate Sockets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2007 Humor doesn't belong in the MCS folder. It distracts people from serious discussion about Chocolate Sockets. Shut the fuck up, and wish Coffey a happy birthday, cockface. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2007 Clearly EHME has forgotten the ideals that Coffey represented Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted October 1, 2007 A big happy birthday indeed. harharhar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2007 Yeah, what a fattie. More like Coffey Cake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2007 Clearly EHME has forgotten the ideals that Coffey represented He was a fat weiner, but he still deserves a happy birthday! I don't even remember him all that much, I just thought it was funny that the board shows birthday for banned posters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheesalaIsGood 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2007 Nobody wished me a happy birthday since mine was on the 27th. I hate all of you turkeys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2007 Nobody wished me a happy birthday since mine was on the 27th. I hate all of you turkeys. Who the fuck are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2007 Val's average at best. His matches are repetitive (most of them are almost exactly alike) and his offense is rather dull aside from a few decent moves like the Blue Thunder. This pisses me off more than a message forum has ever pissed me off before. Even though it's just text from someone that I will never meet, it pisses me off. Not just because I'm a Morley mark, but because people are so dimwitted they have to always use the same excuses for everything. His matches are repetitive? Fuck you. Alright. Just straight fuck you. This is the WWE. EVERY match is repetitive. Every fucking one. That's what happens when you only get four minutes to work. I think, no fuck that, I KNOW Val is the best wrestler on RAW. Yeah, that's right. Better than Jericho, better than RVD & better than Lance Storm. You can call me crazy all you want, but I know what I have seen. Morley always...ALWAYS entertains me. On the stick, in the ring, everywhere. He should be a main eventer by now. Especially after having to go through all the "Val Venis" bullshit. He is WAY above average in the wrestling department. "Average at best?" Fucking please. Rodney Mack is average at best. Test is average at best. Morley is better than half the roster (including Smackdown). Average at best means that when he has his best nights, it's only average. Or, it could mean if you added up all of his matches and rated them on quality, then divided by the number of matches you would end up with a number that was "average" based on a scale that would have to be made up as well. Fuck that. Did you even think before you typed that? His offense is rather dull aside from a few moves like the Blue Thunder? Why's that? Because not every single move he uses is exclusive to him? I beg to differ. He executes all of his moves well. He has a great finisher. The 'Money Shot' is highly underrated. Everytime I see it I just have flashbacks to Jimmy Snuka days. Just because he doesn't do twenty moonsaults and six corkscrews before hitting a body splash doesn't mean that it can't still be impressive. I swear, it's like people have selective viewing habits. If you don't think Morley is talented, you shouldn't be allowed to form an opinion about wrestling on a wrestling forum. The same people that preach about Chris Jericho, Booker T. & The Hurricane had better damn well see something in Morley. Now I'm bitter. I can't believe that someone would go out of their way to call Morley average. I've never even seen Morley botch a spot! Remember his feud with D-Lo way back when for the IC title? Yeah, he was even good back then. I've also never heard about Morley being hard to work with or causing problems backstage. In fact, whenever I do read something about him, it's usually just something like him going to another wrestlers wedding. That just shows that he's a nice guy with a lot of friends. I guess we all know where nice guys finish. I just think it's a case of the good old TSM double standard again. I have no doubt in my mind that if people talked about Morley as much as they talk about some other 'Smark Darlings" everyone would act like they liked him. Why? Because this place is full of fucking sheep. Just a bunch of damn bandwagon jumpers. It makes me sick. It's like everyone just tries to fit in. Everyone likes the same five wrestlers...and I know that they are talented, but I guarantee half of the people that act like they like Guerrero or Jericho only say that to try and fit in here. The reasoning is because they don't want to be "ran off" for having a different opinion. Don't act like it wouldn't happen either, because it's happened in the past. It's not just a difference of opinion either. You might not like Morley as much as me, that's fine. You might think other wrestlers are better than him, that's fine too. Those are opinions, I'll admit that. Saying the man is not talented or is average is not an opinion. Not to me. To me it's false information. It's bullshit. He obviously has talent. OBVIOUSLY. If you can't see that, quit watching wrestling because you wouldn't know talent it it took you out into the middle of the street and blew your brains out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheesalaIsGood 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2007 Nobody wished me a happy birthday since mine was on the 27th. I hate all of you turkeys. Who the fuck are you? Oh I have so many names. KEVIN Who are you? (CONTINUED) DEVIL'S ADVOCATE - Rev. 1/18/97 134. 250 CONTINUED: (2) 250 MILTON Never lost a case. Why? Why? Because you're so fucking good? Yes. But why? KEVIN Because you're my father. MILTON Well, I'm a little more than that. Awful hot in that courtroom, wasn't it? 'What's the game plan, Kevin?' (reporter's voice) 'It was a nice run, Kevin. Had to close out someday.' KEVIN Who are you? MILTON I have so many names. KEVIN Satan. MILTON Call me Dad. KEVIN Mary Ann, Barzoon, Weaver... MILTON Come on. You're not listening. Blaming me for Mary Ann? I hope you're kidding. You could've saved her any time you liked. She only wanted love. But you knew it wouldn't really work out, didn't you? Mary Ann in New York? Face it, you started looking to better- deal her the minute you got here. KEVIN That's a lie. MILTON Hey, it's not that you didn't care for her, it's just you were a little bit more involved with someone else. Yourself. KEVIN What the hell do you know about love? (CONTINUED) DEVIL'S ADVOCATE - Rev. 1/18/97 135. 250 CONTINUED: (3) 250 MILTON Bio-chemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate. (sharply now) Don't be such a fucking chump. There's only one real sickness in all of creation and that is self- delusion. I told you to take care of your wife -- that the world would understand. And you made a choice. 'You know what scares me, John? I leave the case, she gets better and I hate her for it...' Remember? KEVIN You set me up. It's entrapment. MILTON Who told you to pull out the stops for Mr. Gettys? And Moyez -- the direction you took -- Snake handlers, Popes and swamis all feeding at the same trough -- whose ideas were those? And then Cullen -- knowing he's guilty -- seeing those pictures -- putting that lying bitch on the stand... What did I say, Kevin? Maybe it was time to lose, right? You didn't think so. KEVIN That's my job. That's what I do! MILTON Exactly! (gotcha) Vanity is definitely my favorite sin. Self love. It's so basic. What a drug. Cheap, all-natural, and right at your fingertips. Pride. That's where you're strongest. And believe me, I understand. Work for someone else? -- Hey, I couldn't hack it. 'Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.' KEVIN What do you want from me? MILTON What do I want? I want you to be yourself! DEVIL'S ADVOCATE - Rev. 1/18/97 136. 251 OMITTED 251 & & 252 252 253 INT. MILTON'S APARTMENT - NIGHT 253 (EFX) The Bas Relief -- that wall of bodies swirling in marble clouds -- it's going to come to life -- 254 INT. MILTON'S APARTMENT - NIGHT 254 MILTON I've had many children, Kevin. So many disappointments. Neurotic, indecisive wannabes. Over-eager, ham-handed butchers. Strung-out, priapic losers. And then there's you. Your mother, I'll tell you, she outstripped my wildest fantasy. That church she dragged you to? Every day? What training. What a challenge! It's awesome what you've done. How far you've come. Both of you... You and your sister. Christabella emerges from behind the bar -- MILTON Half-sister to be exact. CHRISTABELLA Surprise. MILTON What do you think, Kevin? What a scene, huh? CHRISTABELLA (passing Kevin) Don't let him scare you. MILTON Wait till you meet her mother. KEVIN It is a test, isn't it? The whole game, you sitting there, keeping score. MILTON No. That's the other guy. I don't judge anybody. As far as I'm concerned, everyone's a winner. (MORE) (CONTINUED) DEVIL'S ADVOCATE - Rev. 1/18/97 137. 254 CONTINUED: 254 MILTON (CONT'D) God's your prankster, my boy. Think of it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then, I swear to you -- for his own amusement -- his own private, cosmic gag reel -- he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch but don't taste. Taste but don't swallow. And while you're jumping from one foot to the other he's laughing his sick fucking ass off! He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord! (incredulous) Worship that? Never. 255 INT. MILTON'S APARTMENT - NIGHT 255 (EFX) The Bas Relief getting stranger and more seductive by the moment -- bodies spinning and spawning -- 256 INT. MILTON'S APARTMENT - NIGHT 256 MILTON I'm here, on the ground, my nose in it since the whole damn thing began. Why? Because I worship man himself. And it's my time now. Our time. CHRISTABELLA Anybody want a drink? I'm having a drink. KEVIN This is some pitch. You must need me pretty bad. What do you want? MILTON Eddie was right. Your name is on the partnership charter. I want you to take over the firm. You and your sister. KEVIN Is that it? (CONTINUED) DEVIL'S ADVOCATE - Rev. 1/18/97 138. 256 CONTINUED: 256 MILTON No. (letting his hand brush her cheek) She's ovulating. Right now. KEVIN What? MILTON Your vanity is justified, Kevin, you're the seed to a new future. Your son will sit at the head of all tables. You hold a special place in the history of all things. KEVIN You want a child. MILTON I want a family. KEVIN The Antichrist. MILTON Whatever... KEVIN But I have to volunteer. Christabella begins to strip. MILTON Free will. It's a bitch. (beat) I need a family. I command an ever larger presence on the board. I'm busy and I need some help. There's a plan here. I've been conserving my energy. Synergy. Prioritize. It's the millennium, Kevin. Title fight. Round twenty. I'm ready to work. KEVIN So what are you offering? MILTON Are we negotiating? KEVIN Always. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2007 I was just about to post a really retarded thread, but fortunately I don't have to because this bad boy is sucking for two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2007 I was just about to post a really retarded thread, but fortunately I don't have to because this bad boy is sucking for two. Who are you to doubt the greatness of Coffey? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2007 That Val Venis post is always awesome so this thread wasn't totally posted in vain; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2007 That Val Venis post is always awesome so this thread wasn't totally posted in vain; I'll have to look to see if there is more pointless and angry posts from the great Coffey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
