SWF Genesis Predictions

[The Ill One]

MAIN EVENT - SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Johnny Dangerous © vs. Toxxic

~I have to say Toxxic but I'm not counting Dangerous out.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon Maddix © vs. Tom Flesher

~I'm assuming Flesher isn't writing (his own match), but I will say that it should be a hell of a match.

 

SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

The Fabulous Jakey © vs. Wildchild

~It's a close call but I'll say Wildchild, it's the perfect show to win the title.

 

DAMNATION IN A BOX

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins © vs. Dace Night

~Well, shit. I guess it depends how much rust Dace might have and how motivated Spike is for writing. Either way, I'm expecting some multiple goregasms and a weedwhacker, or goregasm(s) because of a weedwhacker. By the way, Dace- stay (p'wetty p'wease).

 

SINGLES MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Austin Sly

~Not sure, actually, but I'll go with the Raynman on a whim.

 

MATCH OF MATCHING

"The Dean of Wrestling" Jay Hawk vs. Jimmy the Doom

~Interesting clash of styles, I'm goin' with the Doom.

 

SWF NEW BLOOD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Fulminatus © vs. Luke-o vs. Michael Alexander

~I'm torn between Fulminatus and Alexander, no offense Luke-o, so I'll play Switzerland.

 

HARDCORE FOUR-WAY

Leon Sharpe vs. Akira Kaibatsu vs. MANSON vs. Insane Luchador

~MANSONOSITY~!

 

OPENING CONTEST

Arch Griffon vs. Jesse James Sanders

~Griffon.

[The Ill One]

You're all lazy fucks and that's coming from me.