St. Gabriel of Djibouti played me for a damn foo'.

[Guest Gym Class Fallout]

He told me former board luminary ThomasJMayer (that really ugly dude) became an hero, but when I looked up the NW Indiana newspaper, he had just taken some woman's obituary and changed the name. I believed him because

 

1) I'm a gullible chap,

2) Come on, with that ugly mug, you'd consider it too,

3) I didn't read it clearly enough to notice that it was kind of lacking,

and 4) I shrugged off the blatant negligence to change gender-specific pronouns as a symptom of shoddy mid-market journalism.

 

So yeah, good job Gabe, you got me good on this one, but I really have to ask: between this guy and Micah, why have you concocted a fantasy world involving fat people from Northwest Indiana? And why do I have to be the one played for a foo'? I don't like this one bit.

 

I'm sorta bummed, because TSM notching its first confirmed kill would've really shaken this folder up. We sure need it. If Scott Keith's Biggest Fan or Will Scarlet is willing to take one for the team, that'd be super great.

[Golgo 13]

I've always wondered if some semi-well known poster who disappeared has done this and no one realized it or cared enough to ask. Like... KJ Brackish, DJ Jeff or someone of that nature, since they're right on Mayer's level. Perhaps netslob or coffey or nikjohns finally went for it.

[St. Gabe]

 

I figured you were far too smart to fall for my childish antics. Truth is though, no sign oh Tom Mayer in years. He may well be dead, for sure.

 

But in regards to your question, yeah.

 

Also, don't feel bad. I was bored at work, needed a chuckle. Now THATS bad karma. You and Rando are the only 2 from the board I have on my AIM, and Rando woulda just started talking about milky, so...WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER.

 

Sorry for the lame gag, it got me through the night.

[Guest Gym Class Fallout]

Should've done it to Rando; he'd have written a fuckin' book about the guy.

 

netslob was always my pick, by the way.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

why have you concocted a fantasy world involving fat people from Northwest Indiana?

 

Probably because he lives in the area, and seeing how both you and I have probably spent signifigant time there, we know there's really little else to do.

[Guest Gym Class Fallout]

I actually don't get down to the fine Calumet region too often, but the few times I've been there, I can see how one might be tempted to dream up a hospital in a snow globe. Also, it's a toxic waste dump. I demand an adventure in which Micah Glossinger petitions British Petroleum to stop dumping mercury and ammonia in the lake.

[Lord of The Curry]

How many characters are stuck inside the confines of Czech's avatar? I counted something like 16.

[Slayer]

netslob was always my pick, by the way.

Netslob gets an D- in suiciding

[Guest Gym Class Fallout]

How many characters are stuck inside the confines of Czech's avatar? I counted something like 16.

I'll check my old laptop. I have them all in a folder. Okay, in order:

 

01: Original YEAH-UH! guy, the Hilary Duff boyfriend

02: Two couch dudes

03: Mr. Baby

04: Jelena Dokic

05: A facebook bro on a 45-degree angle

06: Blackzilla victim or something?

07: Guy with head in Alexis Laree's crotch

08: Amanda Wenk

09: The Incandenza dog

10: Girl with a pencil up her nose

11: Oprah

12: Jim McMahon

13: Another facebook bro

14: Same bro, different shot

15: Eagle Man

16: Bro #3

17: luke-o's friend with bad teeth

18: College girl, supplied by Edwin

19: College girl from facebook

20: Guy diving in for a mouthful of tit

[muzz]

I want that dog, or just a normal picture of it.