White Sox Wisdom of the Year

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

Inspired by Al's request to get Kenny in here somewhere, here's a spinoff of Sports Wisdom of the Year, dedicated solely to TSM's favorite baseball team.

 

Explanations:

01) Ed Farmer listening to himself talk

02) A poster on White Sox Interactive in March, on PECOTA

03) Ozzie Guillen swearing on the radio

04) Hawk Harrelson on Darin Erstad, baseball player extraordinaire

05) Hawk Harrelson on Juan Uribe's interference play

06) Ed Farmer on a bad umpire crew

07) Ozzie Guillen on his employment status

08) Kenny Williams on the hot stove talks foiling his, and only his, every move

09) Kenny Williams on the National League theoretically making him less stupid

10) Kenny Williams on Miguel Cabrera being a slight improvement to the Tigers

 

Take your vote and putitonthe booooooooooooard, eeeeeeeeeYESSS! (yes!)

[snuffbox 0]

"Contend with us"

[Smartly Pretty 0]

"contend with us" is dumber, but I voted for the Uribe interference play anyway. I felt it needed some representation.

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

Yeah, that really was glorious. Hawk Harrelson at his bestworst. "Contend with us" is just, oh, it's just too much.

[treble 0]

"Damn right there's going to be a protest!"

[Guest RyechnaiaSobaka]

They're all so stupid, it's hard to choose. I went with the Tigers contending.

[Guest Vitamin X]

He's just a baseball player. And that is a tremendous compliment. Because there are some guys who play in the big leagues who are really not baseball players.

My favorite.

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/wrap.jsp?...p&team=away

Highlight reel-->Guillen gets ejected

 

Okay, you know what, I was wrong. I had forgotten just how good this was.

[Precious Roy 0]

The line about the Tigers is so absurdly hilarious, I had to vote for that, but the baseball player one is great too. Like, I get was he was saying, but the way he said it was completely retarded

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

Shame on me for forgetting

 

"So, how woud you describe yourself to people who don't know Ryan Bukvich; what kind of pitcher are you?"

"Right-handed."

[Guest RyechnaiaSobaka]

Shame on me for forgetting

 

"So, how woud you describe yourself to people who don't know Ryan Bukvich; what kind of pitcher are you?"

"Right-handed."

 

Haha, that's not stupid - that's just awesome.

 

Ryan Bukvich is now my favorite middle reliever.

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

Judging from Bukvich's stint with the Sox, he really wasn't much more than right-handed.

 

And let's close the book on this one. Congratulations, Kenny Williams! You are the biggest jackass among your fellow jackass peers. It takes a special kind of knuckle-dragging dumbfuck to say somethnig more ridiculous than Hawk Harrelson, Ed Farmer, and Ozzie Guillen, but you, sir, have done it, and from a higher spot in the pecking order, too! Here's to you, Kenny Williams, Chicago sports fans love you more than you will know, whoa-oh-oh, but for all the wrong reasons.

[Guest RyechnaiaSobaka]

Judging from Bukvich's stint with the Sox, he really wasn't much more than right-handed.

 

And let's close the book on this one. Congratulations, Kenny Williams! You are the biggest jackass among your fellow jackass peers. It takes a special kind of knuckle-dragging dumbfuck to say somethnig more ridiculous than Hawk Harrelson, Ed Farmer, and Ozzie Guillen, but you, sir, have done it, and from a higher spot in the pecking order, too! Here's to you, Kenny Williams, Chicago sports fans love you more than you will know, whoa-oh-oh, but for all the wrong reasons.

 

 

"And I want to make this absolutely clear: I will not be having you say any more shit that might put you in contention with me for White Sox Wisdom of the Year, 2008."