Rebooking WWE

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Tell me what you guys think. I tried to stay as realistic as possible, but still offer a better alternative to what we have now. I intend to book this until WrestleMania 24, but here is just part 1; No Mercy-Survivor Series

 

No Mercy

-McMahon comes out and addresses the title situation. He says that the top 3 contenders on RAW will compete in a triple threat match and face the winner of an ECW vs. SmackDown contest to determine the new champ. ECW will be represented by the returning John Morrison who returns and cuts a quick promo before being interrupted by the lights dimming and SmackDown’s competitor, The Undertaker makes his entrance

-Undertaker def. John Morrison

-Rey Mysterio def. Finlay with the 619

-Beth Phoenix def. Candace Michelle to win WWE Women’s Title

-CM Punk def. Big Daddy V by DQ to retain ECW Title

-Jeff Hardy def. Randy Orton and Mr. Kennedy by pinning Kennedy after the Swanton Bomb to advance to face the Undertaker

-MVP’s Lounge: His guest is Mark Henry who voices displeasure in being left out of the WWE title scene

-Batista def. The Great Khali in Punjabi Prison to retain World Championship

-Triple H goes backstage to confront Vince about being left out of the WWE title race, but Vince blows him off and tells him he better focus on his match with Umaga, which is next

-Umaga def. Triple H after Vince (on commentary) distracts Hunter and allows Umaga to hit the Samoan Spike

-Jeff Hardy def. The Undertaker after Mark Henry interferes to win WWE Title

 

RAW/SmackDown/ECW storylines leading to Cyber Sunday

-Randy Orton brutally attacks Hardy on the RAW following No Mercy. He states that Hardy does not deserve to be anywhere near the title and his opportunity to beat John Cena was robbed from him. RAW’s main event is set to be Hardy vs. Orton in either a TLC, Falls Count Anywhere, or Cage match -It is announced the fans will choose between Undertaker, The Great Khali, Kane and Mark Henry to face Batista for the world title. Henry focuses his energy on Taker leading to the event and in after a match teaming with Khali against the BoD, he pilmanizes Taker’s ankle

-CM Punk will face John Morrison in a Dream tag partner match where the fans choose either Balls Mahoney, Rey Mysterio or Hardcore Holly for Punk’s teammate and Finlay, The Miz, or Snitsky for Morrison’s. Each person faces their possible opposition in the weeks leading to the PPV

-Umaga continues to be a thorn in HHH’s side, along with Vince. The two will face off with the fan’s choice of referee; Ric Flair, Shane McMahon, or Steve Austin

-Matt Hardy isn’t medically cleared to compete at the PPV, so the people not voted into the WHC contest will compete in a 4 corners match with MVP.

–Mr. Kennedy becomes obsessed with the Save Us 222 vignettes and forms a think-tank involving Santino, Snitksy, Maria, Duggan, and Super Crazy to crack the codes. In the team’s most hilarious exchange Santino says “It’s probably Chris Jericho” to which Kennedy replies, “Don’t be and ass, Santino.”

 

Cyber Sunday:

-Carlito def. Cody Rhodes for the vacant IC title in which the fans vote for the competitors

-CM Punk and Rey Mysterio def. John Morrison and The Miz

-Jesse and Festus win a Tag Team Turmoil match involving all the teams from each brand. The fans voted for the SD! Titles to be on the line

-MVP gets counted out of the 4 corners match involving Kane, Khali and Henry after it is announced Taker won the popular vote.

-Triple H def. Umaga, Special ref Steve Austin

-Kennedy demands that 222 reveal themselves, but another vignette appears on the tron hyping “his return” on the next nights RAW

-The Undertaker def. Batista to win WHC

-Jeff Hardy def. Randy Orton in TLC to retain WWE Title, but only when HBK makes a surprise return superkicking Orton.

 

RAW/SD/ECW storylines leading to SurSer

-HBK returns and vows revenge against Orton

-The announcers are questioning whether Hardy is a fluke champion quickly running out of time following close victories over Umaga, Orton, Snitsky, and Kennedy

-Hornswaggle begins to fall in Vince’s favor. He says had he had another son he would have named him Kinglsey, so Hornswaggle takes on that moniker. Shane begins to grow threatened by Kingsley’s role

-Y2J returns and targets Kennedy for spoiling his big surprise return

-It is announced that 4 traditional SurSer matches will take place (one RAW, one SD, one ECW, one RAW vs. SD tag teams) and the survivors will compete in Ultimate Survivor

-DH Smith debuts in ECW, Highlanders quietly traded to SD

-Morrison chooses Tommy Dreamer as a member of his teams during a draft session on ECW. He plants the seeds of dissention between Punk and Dreamer

-Batista requests a title shot, but is denied once it is revealed Matt Striker has taken Mark Henry on as a client and signed a match for SurSer with the Taker

-JBL attack Mysterio after a match with Finlay, saying he will compete and SurSer to avenge his career ending injury

 

Survivor Series

-Jeff Hardy, HBK, Chris Jericho and Cody Rhodes def. Randy Orton, Mr. Kennedy, Carlito, and Snitsky. The final 3 are HBK and Hardy vs. Orton. HBK holds Hardy’s leg down to insure he will have Orton 1 on 1, who he ends up pinning

-Cade/Murdoch, London/Kenrick, Duggan/Crazy and WGTT def. Duece/Domino, Jesse/Festus, Majors and Highlanders. Cade Murdoch are last to survive

-Triple H def. Umaga in Hell in a Cell

-Finlay, JBL, MVP, and Great Khali def. Rey Mysterio, Batista, Kane, and Chuck Palumbo. Batista is last to survive on his team against Finlay, MVP, and JBL, but distraction from Striker costs him the match

-CM Punk, Elijah Burke (last minute sub for Dreamer), Balls Mahoney and DH Smith def. John Morrison, Tommy Dreamer, The Miz and Big Daddy V. The final two are Punk and Dreamer who go about 10 minutes alone before Punks hits the GTS

-HBK congratulates Punk and they agree to team up in Ultimate Survivor. HBK then goes to Cade/Murdoch’s dressing room and assumes they will also join up (considering their RAW membership). They rebuff Michaels’s request and say they don’t like his kind.

-The Undertaker def. Mark Henry to retain WHC. Post-match, Batista runs out and delivers a Batista Bomb to Striker behind Henry’s back

-CM Punk and Shawn Michaels def. Finlay, MVP, JBL, Cade, and Murdoch one by one to be declared the ultimate survivors.

 

 

part II in a few days!

 

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Hardy is made to look like a complete tool, and the fact that he's booked as a tool is acknowledged = Bad decision.

 

Also, way too gimmicky. More of a WWTNAE than anything else.

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RAW/SD/ECW storylines leading to Armageddon

-Commissioner Regal, upset with their lack of loyalty to the RAW brand, signs a 4 way tag title match involving Cade/Murdoch, London/Kendrick, WGTT, and Duggan/Crazy

-Striker, furious from t he events at SurSer, targets Batista. This coincides with a trade venture between SD and ECW where for a few weeks, various trades are made. Rey Mysterio, Jamie Noble, and Kenny Dykstra move to ECW while Big Daddy V, The Miz, and Stevie Richards move to SD. Striker challenges Batista to find a tag partner for Armageddon against Henry and BDV and Kane fills the void. In the weeks leading up to the PPV, Striker courts Kane to join his stable of monsters.

–After successfully defending his title in a rematch against Henry, Taker is attacked by Edge brutally with a steel chair. He is taken off TV for 2 weeks before making his return and agreeing to match at the PPV

-Hardy confronts Michaels about his actions at SurSer, but HBK brushes him off saying all he wanted was a chance at Orton. Hardy says he’s sick of people calling him a fluke and challenges HBK to a match at the PPV to solidify his championship status.

–Morrison continues to lead on Dreamer, saying Punk has been ducking him since becoming champion. Punk and ECW original Balls Mahoney unsuccessfully tries to convince otherwise. An extreme rules tag match is signed

-MVP states disgust in the ECW/SD trades, which Stevie Richards takes offense to. Richards pins MVP in a non-title match, and a rematch is made

-Finlay approaches his former friend Kingsley McMahon about his recent alliance with McMahon (formally Hornswaggle). Vince punishes Finlay by making a match with him and Khali

-RAW XV is headlines by a No DQ match involving HBK and Orton which Michaels wins. Other notable appearances include the returnees in the gimmick battle royal and the Nasty Boys who take up a challenge by Cade/Murdoch. The end of the show is pretty much kept as was held in real life.

–JBL challenges Mysterio to one last SD match at Armageddon.

–Kennedy and Y2J continue their program

-HHH continues to be a thorn in McMahon’s side, embarrassing him at the anniversary show. He signs a match with him and Orton

 

Armageddon:

-MVP def. Stevie Richards to retain US title -Chris Jericho def. Mr. Kennedy

-The Great Khali def. Finlay after Kingsley McMahon interferes

-Rey Mysterio def. JBL

-Triple H def. Randy Orton by DQ when Orton uses a chair to beat down The Game. Umaga also runs in for the beat down

-Batista and Kane def. Big Daddy V and Mark Henry. Post match, Striker comes down with a flame thrower of sorts and aims at Batista who ducks out of the way only for the flames to hit Kane, who goes down and is taken out of the arena on a stretcher with EMTs taking care of him -

London and Kendrick def. Cade/Murdoch, Duggan/Crazy, and WGTT to win WWE tag titles

-Tommy Dreamer and John Morrison def. CM Punk and Balls Mahoney in a wild extreme rules match

-Beth Phoenix def. Mickie James to retain WWE Women’s Title

-Edge def. The Undertaker with help from the Major Bros. to win World Heavyweight Championship

-Carlito's Cabana: Carlito interviews Cody Rhodes which quickly turns into a sneak attack. Rhodes is saved by Hardcore Holly, who has been trying to beat respect into Rhodes since his debut

-Jeff Hardy def. Shawn Michaels cleanly to retain WWE Title. the two shake hands afterwards