Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 (edited) KC, hope you don't mind the different finish. As the match went on I didn't think it'd work. If you have a problem with it you're more than welcome to change it. Brief promo At our backstage interview area, OAOAST babe correspondent Maggie Nerdly is with the Lone Star Gunslingers and Melody. MAGGIE 10 days and counting until Anglepalooza and the Lethal Rumble match, which my guests at this time will be participants in, the One & Only World tag team champions, the Lone Star Gunslingers! But guys, last week on this program you said you'd put the titles on the line anytime, anywhere. All anybody had to do was sign on the dotted line, an offer James Blonde and Faqu took you up on following their elimination from the Anderson Cup. JOCK An animal is most dangerous when it's wounded, little lady. Right now James Blonde and Faqu are just that. They've said in the past they get no respect. No respect at all. Different story tonight, boys, 'cause we respect the hell outta you, just as we do all our opponents, but we ain't gonna let a couple roughnecks like yourselves come in and take our gold without putting up a good...fight. The guys stare off-camera. MELODY :huh: BARON Is there a problem, buddy? The man in question walks into view and it's none other than LANDON MADDIX. LANDON None at all. Just wanted to wish you good luck. With the biggest shit-eating grin imaginable Landon extends his hand to Baron and is snubbed! He nods smiling wryly as the champs exit. COLE Landon Maddix wishing the Lone Star Gunslingers luck? I got a bad feeling about this. Something doesn't smell right. THE MATCH BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the One & Only World tag team championship! * cheers and applause * The cheers quickly turn to jeers as "Church Of Hot Addiction" by Cobra Starship hits. BUFFER Coming down the aisle, the challengers, representing Internationally Known. At a total combined weight of 590 pounds, "THE MOVER FROM VANCOUVER" JJAAAAAAAMMEEEEEESSSS BLONDE and "THE SAMOAN WRECKING BALL" FFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Blonde and Faqu pause atop the stage and, to everyone's surprise, are joined by MEGAN SKYE. COLE What purpose does that young lady have out here? COACH Isn't obvious? To counteract that known cheater Melody Nerdly. COLE Baloney. I'm willing to bet this has something to do with the help James Blonde and Faqu lend Landon Maddix a few weeks ago. This explains him wishing the Gunslingers luck earlier. I knew something smelled fishy. COACH Look on the bright side, Cole. With all the whining you've done about the need for a second official during tag matches you ought to be thrilled somebody finally listened. The music dies and Fall Out Boy's "Thriller" kicks up. BUFFER Their opponents and reigning champions, accompanied by everyone's favorite gal pal and 2007 Manager of the Year MELODY NERDLY... THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGEERRRRRSSSS!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jock and Baron jog to the ring with the titles around their waists, along with Melody slapping each and every hand placed in front of them. COLE A standing ovation for your One & Only World tag team champions, the Lone Star Gunslingers. Deservedly so. They put a lot of time and effort into achieving their goal. COACH They may be [I]your[/I] champions but Jock Mulligan and Baron Windels certainly aren't mine. The Heavenly Rockers are still #1 in the hearts and minds of people the world over. In fact, I understand Congress will hold a hearing regarding the controversial matter Synth and Logan lost the tag titles. COLE Give me a break! There was nothing controversial about it. Quit trying to stir the pot. The pre-match garb is removed and senior official Earl Hebner holds up the tag titles for all to see before handing it over to ring announcer Michael Buffer. * DINGDINGDING * James Blonde and Jock Mulligan start out for their respective teams, locking up mid-ring. Even though Mulligan holds the size and weight advantage Blonde snaps him over with an arm drag and congratulates himself with a self high-five. "BOO!" MEGAN :) Jock tips his cap, figuratively speaking of course, and locks back up with James to a much different result as he's the one who takes Blonde to the ground with an arm drag. "YEAH!" MELODY :p To rub home the point Jock high-fives Baron AND Melody, causing James to throw a hissy fit. COLE Look at this. You've got a grown man acting like a child. COACH Whatever happened to good sportsmanship? Jock's the one who started all the taunting. Blonde wants another go at Mulligan, but when they come to locking up he kicks Jock in the gut and rattles him with a big right hand. Shot off into the ropes Jock ducks a clothesline and comes back at James with a HIGH CROSS BODY PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER! ONE.. TWO... KICKOUT! Jock slams James and comes off the ropes with a big elbow. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Sent in for the ride Blonde is able to grab onto the top rope and tag out. Faqu stands across from Jock beating his chest and roaring at the top of his lungs, but the Texas Twister isn't intimidated, challenging the Samoan Wrecking Ball to bring it. After letting out a primal scream Faqu he charges forward and runs the Gunslinger over with a vicious shoulder tackle! "OH!" COACH (laughing) That's what that idiot gets for thinking he could match-up with the Samoan Wrecking Ball. As the action continues, we go to a split-screen. Watching from the back are the former OAO World tag team champions the Heavenly Rockers and Holly-Wood. Synth, wearing a "I *heart* [size="1"]Mike[/size] Huckabee" t-shirt, reacts to every blow dished out by the Samoan Wrecking Ball. COLE The Heavenly Rockers paying close attention to this one. They'd love another shot at the Lone Star Gunslingers, but in order to do that they must win the Anderson Cup first. COACH Which is totally unfair. As the former champions they should automatically receive a rematch. Faqu stomps Jock in the face and rams him into the buckle, driving the shoulder into the midsection again and again. Whipped across Jock narrowly avoids a corner splash and hip tosses the big Samoan out towards the center of the ring. COLE Jock going up on top. What's he gonna do here? MISSLE DROPKICK!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" ONE... TWO... KICKOUT, AND WITH AUTHORITY! Quick tag by the champions and Baron Windels levels Faqu with a TOP ROPE LARIAT! ONE... TWO... NO! Faqu kicks out again. Baron unloads with a series of Cowboy Bebop elbows and Texas size right hands, but the blows have little effect. BARON :huh: In fact, slapping his chest, Faqu ASKS FOR MORE. COLE This man is inhuman! Baron hits the ropes and gets caught with a THRUST KICK on the rebound. Then Faqu comes off the near side with a BIG SPLASH! Melody feeling Baron's pain as he's covered. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Scoop and a slam, and Faqu delivers a SECOND ROPE DIVING HEADBUTT! ONE... TWO... Save by Jock! COACH The champions getting desperate. They sense the title beginning to slip away. COLE A hushed silence has fallen over the arena. Fans certainly didn't expect to see this and neither did I. James Blonde and Faqu are more focused than ever. Baron's rammed into the boot of James Blonde, and the Mover from Vancouver follows it up with a TORNADO DDT! COACH From Vancouver with Love! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! "YEAH!" Blonde follows a snap mare with a DOUBLE STOMP that's proceed by a MIDDLE ROPE FIST DROP that would make Marty Jannetty proud. ONE... TWO... NO! Jock makes another save. Blonde whips Baron into the corner and lets Faqu have some fun with him while he taunts Jock. A tag is made and Faqu drops the big leg down on Baron after a suplex from his partner. Rather than go for the cover the Samoan Wrecking Ball GNAWS ON THE FOREHEAD OF BARON WINDELS!! COACH I guess somebody's hungry for Texas barbecue. 1... 2... 3... 4... And Faqu breaks before the count of 5. Faqu rams Baron into the buckle back-first and then whips him to the far corner, crashing all his weight into him with a body splash! As Baron begins to crumble to the mat Faqu drapes him across his shoulder blades and falls straight back to deliver a SAMOAN DROP! ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! "YEAH!" COACH Why won't he stand down? COLE Because he has the heart of a champion, that's why! "BARON!" "BARON!" "BARON!" Feeling the tide might be turning James Blonde instructs Faqu to "FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM!" And the Samoan Wrecking Ball looks to do just that with his devastating double underhook piledriver... but Baron counters with a double leg takedown into a slingshot and FAQU SMACKS HIS FACE INTO THE RINGPOST!!! "YEAH!" COACH DAYUM~! COLE What a break for the Gunslingers. Now can they capitalize? Faqu wanders around in a daze, prompting James Blonde to reach over the top rope and tag himself in to prevent Baron from making the tag...but he's too late! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The Texas Twister touches down and levels everything in its path, namely James Blonde with a DISCUS PUNCH! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! An Irish whip leads to a baaaaack body drop. Upon returning to his feet Blonde walks into a CLAW HOLD! COLE Nerdvana! Megan climbs on the apron to distract the referee but is jerked down by Melody. After some pushing and shoving a full scale CAT FIGHT ensues! "YEAH!" On the verge of submitting James Blonde is bailed out by Faqu, who slams Jock with a high angle back suplex. Blonde shakes off the cobwebs as Faqu puts the boots to Mulligan, but from seemingly out of nowhere comes Baron Windels with a FLYING LARIAT that knocks the Samoan Wrecking Ball off his feet! COACH We got all hell breaking loose, Cole. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The crowd voices their displeasure as LANDON MADDIX rushes to Megan's aid, yanking Melody off. Baron sees this and confronts the former World Champion. COLE Landon Maddix has absolutely no business out here. Look at the distraction his presence alone has already caused. COACH He's only protecting Megan, who Melody began attacking out of sheer jealously. Referee Earl Hebner's attention becomes diverted as Windels stalks Maddix ringside. Landon stops near the ringpost and places Megan in front of him to keep Baron at bay. COLE Oh, come on. Hiding behind a woman. This is a former World Champion we're talking about here. Believing he's got Maddix cornered Baron lets his guard down and Faqu makes him pay by splashing him into the steel! "OH!" Referee Earl Hebner immediately signals for help from the back as Baron's become a bloody mess. Help arrives in the form of more OAOAST officials as Earl and Melody tend to the injured Gunslinger. More importantly, however, Landon Maddix slips a pair of BRASS KNUCKLES to James Blonde, which goes unnoticed to Jock Mulligan who's been playing to the crowd. Needless to say, when Jock goes to pick James up he's popped in the face! COLE Oh, no. No! What a travesty it would be should the Lone Star Gunslingers lose the gold like this. Maddix flees the scene of the crime along with Megan as the cover is made. ONE... TWO... THREE! * DINGDINGDING * :o :o :o BUFFER The winners of the match and NNNNNNNNNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... No, wait! Referee Nick Patrick comes in and strips Blonde and Faqu of the titles, waving off the pin. COACH What's this? Patrick confers with the assigned official, apparently informing him of the brass knuckles used by James Blonde. Upon hearing the news Earl Hebner returns the belts to Jock and raises his hand! COACH No way! Earl lets Buffer in on his decision and the following announced is made: BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. I have just been informed by the referee that due to the use of an illegal foreign object he has reversed the original decision. Therefore, the winners of the match and STILL One & Only World tag team champions, Jock Mulligan and Baron Windels.. THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGEERRRRRSSSS!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" FAQU :huh: The Samoan Wrecking Ball goes ballistic, knocking out one of the officials (who shall remain nameless as to not screw up with the rest of the matches on the show!) with a thrust kick. COLE That's UNCALLED for! Blonde tries for a second to calm Faqu down, before realising just what the heck he's doing. He does manage to direct him away from the referees though, as he and Faqu do a number on the Gunslingers while Melody can only watch on helplessly! A BIG splash flattens Jock... and on Blonde's say so, flattens Baron too as he tries to crawl over and cover-up his tag team partner! Both Gunslingers are left laying now, Faqu still storming around while Blonde wipes the hair from his face and spits to the ground. Stalking over the bodies of Jock and Baron, a glint suddenly catches Faqu's eye and he reaches down, picking up one of the Tag Team Title belts and placing it in his mouth. Blonde looks surprised for a second but, realising that Faqu isn't about to put the belt down, he figures 'when in Rome' and grabs the other belt for himself. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH This may be the greatest thing I've ever seen, Cole. COLE It's disgusting, that's what it is. OAOAST officials rush out to aid the beaten champions. All Melody can do is shake her head at the carnage left behind. Edited January 17, 2008 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 I edited a little, mainly because the music for JB and Faqu has changed. ESSENTIAL DETAIL! But I padded out the ending too. No problem on my end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
