TSM Poster Tournament 2008 Semifinals

[Slayer 0]

So a 5 year-old runs The Al Keiper Times?

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Now my life is complete.

 

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Al

King

[The Niggardly King 0]

King

Lushus

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

I've had enough of your civil disobedience tonight, King of Almost Blacks.

[Nighthawk 0]

Milky

King

 

I am far from crushing Al, for the love of god don't give him sympathy votes.

[theintensifier 0]

I thought you were Mr. Perfect? That's what you always claim anyway.

I have never claimed that. I hate myself too much to do that.

 

Also, why did the brackets get changed around? You were going to be facing BL, but now since BL isn't in the final four, you're not facing his replacement. That's odd.

 

The Final Four is next, and we will again re-seed for the semi-finals. Re-seeding will be done based on total votes for minus total votes against through four rounds of voting. If there's a tie, we'll use the margin of victory from this round to break that tie. If that's a tie, we'll use the round of 16, and so on down the line. In the event that every margin of victory is identical, then go fuck yourself.

Much like keeping your car on the road, reading is a skill.

1 - You've never had to write those exact words, but we all know what you mean

2 - I never read the thread your quoted post is from, shocking I know, I mean, someone didn't read a thread you created

3 - You can fuck off

[The Niggardly King 0]

KING OF ALL BLACKS

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

So a 5 year-old runs The Al Keiper Times?

I spent the printing press money on the digital camera.

[Carnival 0]

KING OF ALL BLACKS

on your knees dawg

 

Milky

Black Lushus or Czech

[Slayer 0]

King of Incomplete Blacks

[The Niggardly King 0]

ShitLoserAssholeYanniEarnestRover

[Slayer 0]

KeelsOverAfterBlowing

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

Love ya back times 2, tensy!

 

I was all ready to vote for Al, be a part of his unprecedented comeback, but then something caught my eye.

TORI AMOS POSTER ON YOUR WALL. NO. HORRIBLE. I cannot support anyone who supports Tori Amos, so now I must again vote for Milky.

 

(I bet Milky likes Tori Amos too, though.)

 

Go get 'em, King. Take it to the rim.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Yeah Czech, I like Tori Amos. (Though I think her newer stuff is shit, she was better in the 90s.) Wanna fight?

[King Kamala 0]

I vaguely recall Al stating his appreciation for the musical stylings of Tori Amos.

 

Edit: Well there ya go, my vague recollections were right.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Nice hairline, al. You balding faggot.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I like "Cornflake Girl," but don't let that get out. I don't wanna lose cred.

[Slayer 0]

If I had a say in my hairline I certainly would not have gone for what I have now

[treble 0]

So a 5 year-old runs The Al Keiper Times?

EXTRA EXTRA TODD SMELLS

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Nice hairline, al. You balding faggot.

You guys are lucky I'm so accommodating. I'm sure it's minutes away from becoming the feature topic over at the Pit.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Years ago, it was hotly debated amongst my friends whether Tori Amos was sexy, solely based on the way she would grind on her piano stool when playing live. I, alone, voted no.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Milky

Czech

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

I'm not going to The Pit right now without a hazmat suit.

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'd still fuck her, though that isn't saying much.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I'm not going to The Pit right now without a hazmat suit.

 

 

it's prosperous place right now, dick

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

it's prosperous place right now, dick

This post was worth the lengthy amount of time I saw KOAB's name italicized at the bottom of the thread.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I look up to you and this is the way you talk to me.

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[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Oh, I was hoping that string of images led to a sendspace link of Y Kant Tori Read. I'd gladly give you Pantera's Metal Magic in exchange.