ALRIGHT OUT WITH IT!!!

[Patty O'Green 0]

Which one of you is Dejon Bivens???????

 

"When you think of someone being charged with "crimes against nature" in today's society, usually the offense involves the dissolution of the ozone layer due to careless plastic factories or those cheap bastards who refuse to purchase the energy-saving light bulbs that resemble sex toys. Or, if you're in Raleigh, North Carolina, it means that you're a popular N.C. State male tennis player who wantonly climbs into bed with one of your teammates at 3 a.m. to give him him a surprise wake-up blow job.

 

As a member of the tennis team and a stand out in high school, 19-year-old Dejon Bivens of Charlotte is used to having his picture taken, but the mugshot he took over the weekend wasn't voluntary.

 

Raleigh police charged him with crimes against nature.

 

Details of the incident were released in a search warrant. There was an off-campus party last Friday at the apartment of one of the tennis team members.

 

The player told police he went to bed around 3 a.m. Saturday and was awakened two hours later by Bivens performing oral sex on him.

 

Police arrested and served Bivens with the search warrant that allowed investigators get a saliva sample. He was released on bond that same day.

 

I'm sure the Raleigh police department treated Dejon with the utmost respect during questioning and procurement of the saliva sample. It's a region well-known for its tolerance about these kind of unfortunate mistakes."

[King Cucaracha 0]

Wait, they acquired a search warrant to get into his MOUTH?

 

If so, I've got me a new chat-up line!

[Zack Malibu 0]

That story happened some time ago. Poor Patty is behind!

[Patty O'Green 0]

ay yo first off b suk a dik no homo

 

second the tale of Dejon is a timeless five star classic for all generations to feast they mental appetite on. no homo.