Amalgamated Leena

[Guest Queen Leelee]

1.) Why do you never respond to me on AIM. I miss talking to ya and shit.

I rarely check it. Plus, I use Pidgin, which is a piece of shit that does random things with AIM. Or, I'm at work, where I only check it when the old Jews stop staring at me.

 

2.) Have you noticed you're slowly starting to resemble a taller version of Trish Stratus except without freakishly big lips and boobs?

I don't see the Trish correlation. But, learning the wonders of fake tans has helped. Also, my face has been widening, which makes no sense since I've lost weight.

 

My chest is getting there... which we can tell I'm pleased about.

 

3.) How's your shoulder? Like are you able to play tennis pain free yet?

Yeah, it's been fine for a while. Once the swelling finally went down, I've had no problems. I don't get to play that much these days, though.

 

 

[Guest Queen Leelee]

I have no interest in national sports talk, and I don't think anybody should, so I'm not sure what kind of advice I can give you.

So, you're saying people should have interest in local sports radio.

 

May I give you some advice. Never post about sports again.

 

Local sports radio talk is the crotch rot of the world. Maybe 2nd behind Colin Cowherd. Sanctions, levied.

 

Slovakia - 30 POINT INFRACTION!

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Smues from Anchorage asks:

 

Long time listener, first time caller.

 

Who is on your baseball fantasy team this year? Did you draft Kelly Johnson again?

 

I only have 3 teams this year. A very competitive 20-team H2H league at another board. A very uncompetitive 7-team Roto league at the Green Board. And another even less competitve H2H league with 9 retards at work who still think Jose Canseco plays baseball. All 5x5.

 

No Kelly Johnson this year. He was awesome value last year in the last round because only the diehard Braves fans or uber fantasy geeks knew he won the starting job at the end of ST. Now, meh. I'm all about Fantasy God CHONE FIGGINS at 2B. Since he won me everything last year. He's so good. I love him.

 

20-teamer

 

C Jason Varitek (236)

1B Carlos Pena (76)

2B Chone Figgins~ (36)

3B Mark Reynolds~ (WAIVERS! CHAMPIONSHIP!)

SS Hanley Ramirez~ (5)

OF Adam Dunnkey~ (45)

OF Christopher Young (85)

OF Pat "The Bat" Burrell (156)

Util James Loney (205)

B Mike Jacobs (W)

B Kevin "Greek God of Awesome" Youkilis (196)

B Jim Thome (116)

 

As you can see this team is win.

 

Oh, pitchers. There's only closers and spot starters vs. NL West teams or like the Nationals, since I use the Super Cheesy No SP method in all H2H leagues. Win to play, and play to win!

 

My Pit team, defending their glorious season last year where I won by like 60 games. That was so fun.

 

C Victor Martinez

1B PRONK~

2B CHONE~

SS Rafael Furcal

3B ALEXANDER~

OF Nick Markakis (BOO GET OFF MY FUCKING TEAM NO ORIOLES ALLOWED, so he'll be traded soon for Carlos Lee! Thanks, Tom!)

OF Alexis Rios

OF GRADY SIZEMORE~

Util Pat "The Bat" Burrell

B David Ortiz (SUCKS LOSTS)

B James Loney

 

SP Chris Young

SP Matt Cain

SP Tim Hudson

SP Daniel Haren

SP John Maine

RP A lot of them. 5 every night.

 

I will defend easily.

 

The end.

Edited April 12, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Teal-y Dan]

"Local sports talk is the worst thing except for national sports talk"

[Guest Queen Leelee]

godthedog queries:

 

what's the most difficult thing about marriage thus far?

Hmmm... good one.

 

I can honestly say there's been nothing difficult. We lived together for over a year to ensure we could get along, and have. We can talk each other heads off since we have so many similar hobbies. Except his car shit. David has an incredible ability to always know the right thing to say or do when I get in my moods, which is often!

 

The most difficult thing is our job schedules. He does machine maintenance and such, and that requires him to work occasional nights and shitty long shifts. So, we can go a couple days without seeing each other. I guess that's also a positive, though. Really boost the porn habit at those times. And it sucks sometimes how I'm always stuck with the financial stuff... which makes sense since I'm good at it, and he's a putz, but still. I'm lazy.

 

 

[Guest Queen Leelee]

redbaron51 from one of those dumpy Southern Ontario areas asks:

 

Who's gonna win the Stanley Cup and who is your pick to win the Masters?

 

Hockey... I honestly have no idea who is in the playoffs. Besides the Sabres not being there. The only time I can get hockey in my life now is when ESPN shows their 1 minute of highlights occasionally, or I listen to WGR online when I'm bored. And they only whine a lot. And babble about Brian Campbell and how Ryan Miller and Thomas Vanek suck. Oh, local sports radio.

 

I'll go with Anaheim to repeat, in the memory of Star Ocean 3.

 

Oh, and the Masters. Well, Eldrick, of course. My other pick was Hoosen, so I'm doing fairly well at the moment.

 

As of Saturday morning, I still think Tiger wins if he shoots in the 60s today. The course will get more soggy, and very windy. If Tiger is anywhere near the lead, they'll all die.

 

The main goal is that Philip Mickelson does not win, and preferrably loses in the most humiliating fashion possible. But, even if he wins again, we can ignore that and relive Winged Foot to heal the pain.

 

The trifecta of awesome needs to be completed this week. KU's thrilling title win, Aussie Cockfag Michael Lee-Johns getting LOLPWNED by Seacrest in the greatest Idol elimination ever, and Hefty being stupid.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

EL BRUJ0 responds:

 

Actually, that was suppose to be an easy set up for you to follow up with a quasi-life story and/or anecdote...

 

I do not have a facebook...

Oops, sorry.

 

From age 0-14, a lot of stuff happened.

 

Then I started playing tennis, and I was happy. And people started to like me.

 

At 17, I broke my foot in a lot of places, and the tennis dreams died. I still played after that, but it was never the same.

 

During that I became really depressed again, and got a computer. That's where I obtained the horrible internet addiction I still have today.

 

Went to college, did that for a few years, and only a couple worthless Associate's degrees out of that. Was only able to get some horrid temp jobs and a fun university job eventually. But, that wasn't enough.

 

Moved to AZ at 22 out of necessity. Met Hubby a few months later. And lived happily ever after.

[Guest Teal-y Dan]

Q. Despite your relocation to Phoenix, why do your IPs still resolve to Buffalo?

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Only about half do. I carried over service from that ISP, and I use other methods that you wouldn't understand to prevent people from murdering me.

 

And use the PM system like everyone else, bitch. Thank you.

Edited April 13, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

godthedog queries.

 

it's a pretty foregone conclusion that archuleta will win 'american idol', but who do you think SHOULD be the winner and why?

 

subquestion, what do you consider the best 'idol' performance you've ever seen?

First, I don't think Davey will win despite obviously winning the popular vote. Most of my reasons for this are unfounded. But, the biggest is that AI can continue watching their ratings plummet because why bother watching 5 months of shows when the winner is decided at the start. And hermit boy is going to have no career anyway, and he's not a great singer, so why bother here.

 

I think David Cook was planned from the start.

 

As for who I think should win. Ugh. Of the people left, David Cook, I guess. Since he's the only sorta "undiscovered" talent left. For the entire season, Julie Dubela. Because she's a lovable, pompous cunt. And Julie is the only person I'd enjoy seeing more than once this boring season.

Edited April 13, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Milky asks.

 

I'd like to know about your wedding, if you're willing to talk about it. Was it big, or small? Where was it? Did you have a wedding song? Did you write your own vows? That sort of thing.

It was small. Near Las Vegas. No vows or any of that shit. I really just wanted the formalities to be over with quickly.

 

I'll have pics up eventually. I just need to figure out how I'll get them on here.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

EHME babbles.

 

wanna suck my dick, bitch?

 

No.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Kingofthe909 asks.

 

Why are you now typing in brown?

 

I'm using dodgerblue, now. I'm getting sarcasmacolor over.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Broward83 from HOUSTON, TEXAS queries.

 

Why does forums.thesmartmarks.com mean so much to you?

A fair, but tough question. I have no idea. I guess simply because I've been here over 7 years. Many feuds have been fought. I eternally love all of my grudges.

 

Clearly if you have / had a problem with past management or current management, you'd have simply left to go to the Pit or whatever this "Green" board is.

Clearly not! Who didn't have a problem with Mole?! I post at The Pit, and a few other boards. But, none of them are like TSM. There's no rules. It's nothing but inside jokes. You can flame and troll people all you want. Unless you're an attractive female, then you get sent here.

 

Instead, you've repeatedly hacked accounts to keep posting and interacting with those that seem to be your bane.

I love to fight.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

MillenniumMan831, with our last question thus far.

 

So ESPN and most other national outlets have picked the Browns to contend for the AFC crown. I am more than a little skeptical that can happen. This may be because I am a worriful Cleveland sports fan who shares in heavy disappointment every year with others in my geographical region. So, do the Browns look poised for a look at an AFC Championship game appearance this year (I'm not even thinking about a birth in the game after that)? Or is it a 9-7ish close but no cigar getting squashed by Pittsburgh kind of year?

Well, your offense was strong last year. And I see that continuing. I would like to see the Browns begin phasing out Jamal Lewis, though. Jason Wright and Jerome Harrison could handle most rushing duties better, and let big Jamal be the TD vulture. We know Kellen Winslow II is a MAN, and the best TE in football.

 

But, offseason moves were worrying. I can only see the Browns being worse by trading an elite-when-healthy Leigh Bodden for a lazy fat shit in Shaun Rogers. Paying that much for Derek Anderson, ugh. And I was one of the few who suggested he should be starting long ago over Charlie Frye.

 

As for record, I guess around the same. Just beat the Ravens twice, and we're happy.

 

[Guest Queen Leelee]

ForumPro - Forever.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

gary floyd/whatever his name is now - Forever. (Reason: Sucking.) Edited April 13, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

EHME - Forever.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Daniel from Chicago - 4/13-4/15 for winning the Forums.thesmartmarks.com Undisputed Championship... but, really for about 52 seconds once someone bitches about it to the Maff Clique, and we have to please everyone because we're wimpy bitches.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Milky with another question.

 

Do you really think I'm too fat? No jokes now, I really want to know.

Fat is a relative term. But, you're too chubby for me. And knowing of your gimmick ways on a lesser message board also lowers the chance to pique my sexuality.

 

Because I can lose weight easily, but as I can get laid any time I want, I really didn't think it was a problem.

Anyone can get laid. Even Marvin if he improved his dreary existence.

 

You're about as attractive as the girls I usually go after (and you're actually prettier than the girl I'm going to be dating pretty soon once I talk myself into it), so you're a pretty good judge.

So, you usually fuck girls who look as hot as me. Hehe. Giggles.

 

More questions.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

In this thread, Alyanna complains about everything.

 

1.

 

This final round of the Masters. Can anyone play well. Semi-cute Immelman is kinda sucking too, but winning by 20 because everyone else is horrible. I'd like to be able to watch Trevor win without yawning.

Edited April 13, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

2.

 

So, I've been downloading MLB 08 The Show for PS2 for like 2 fucking days now, and it's crawling like most torrents do near the end. Why can't people seed once they're finished. Never mind that I don't either, but be considerate, plz. I've played 07 as much as I can.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

3.

 

E-Harmony commercials. This will be. The day I fucking murder that old asshole in those commercials and those ugly bitches that need to find a man online, you pathetic wastes of life.

 

Of course, one of these just had to pop up when I'm in a pissy mood.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

4.

 

So, I'm really good at Boggle/Scramble on Facebook. I win nearly every game unless the super freaks who score 500 a board are there. But, who do we think cheats. The blonde. It's not just you, forums.thesmartmarks.com. The world is filled with stupid assholes for me to hate and laugh at.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

5.

 

The handful of times per day I try to post here on Czech's account that I use to read the rest of the board on Firefox, and forget to change to Opera where I use this account. I hate this board, and hate the teal fags even more.

Edited April 14, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

6.

 

When will Joshbot add Quick Reply to The Green Board. This only makes me post here more. Nobody wins.

Edited April 14, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

7.

 

This board having people here like it's 2003 because of a shitty TNA PPV. Lolz, TNA. Oh, and 8.

 

8.

 

Fantarding over Fat Joe winning a meaningless title.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

9.

 

That the only comments being made about me are in the "Comments which don't warrant a thread." thread.

 

I warrant threadS.

 

I keep fighting for the day that I can start the "So, Leena is back." thread for the 100th time, and its guaranteed 200+ replies.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

10.

 

David Ortiz.

 

Maybe your knee wouldn't hurt if you weren't such a fat pig.

 

Really, you're a fucking DH. You're paid $13 million to swing a bat a few times a game. You should be exercising like beingon the stationary bike like Jordan used to do during games. Get in shape and get the job done.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

And before that, cabbageboy would use wrestling terms like "jobber roll" in every NFL post. Therefore, this exercise is complete. We have failed.

 

Next up, we'll be doing the same for Teal-y Dan. Who really blows in the Sports folder these days.