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Guest Queen Leelee
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60.

 

Heilman does a good job getting out of the inning only giving up one run.

There was a man on 3rd with 1 out when he came in.

 

0.2 innings with 2K and scattering 1 hit is very good with the bases full. Great. Exemplary.

 

but I also need to question why Willie wouldn't place Wagner in that position.

Let's ask Joe Torre.

 

Considering he's hardly been used this season, there's no reason Wagner couldn't have worked five outs.

Wagner pitched 1 inning saves the last 2 days against Washington. Yeah, he didn't get many opportunities before that. But, closing 3 straight days is questionable enough especially with ol' Billy.

 

I'm often critical of him -- but good grief, he's better than Aaron Heilman.

So, you're critical of Billy Wagner. Yeah, he's a prick, but he's also one of the best closers of all fucking time. He hasn't allowed a run this year, and has a .143 WHIP.

 

Heilman has a had a fairly rough 10 innings so far this year. There's a ton of relievers and closers who are worse. Let's never pitch them again.

 

Guest Queen Leelee
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61.

 

So because of the 49ers trade and the spying penalty, the Patriots will, instead of drafting 31st and 63rd, draft 7th and 62nd.

 

THAT'LL LEARN 'EM.

So, under your rule, every NFL team should have traded their 1st round pick to NE. Since NE would have to forfeit them due to learning a lesson.

 

 

Guest Queen Leelee
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62.

 

Its been a long time since the Yankees were this bad..

The Yankees were under .500 at some point in April from 2004-07.

 

People want to bash the Orioles pitching staff but the Yankees staff as it exists right now is absolutely pathetic.

No. People don't give a fuck about the Orioles.

 

The team thats playing tonight looks like a sub .300 team.

One game sample size for baseball. Yeah-uh!

Guest Queen Leelee
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Since Queen Alyanna is not allowed to continue her own blog with 96 entries, we'll have to do so here.

 

This blog will mostly be about previous drafts and how picks panned out. Specifically for my shitty favorite teams.

 

If you're looking for the best information concerning the 2008 NFL Draft, go here.

Guest Queen Leelee
Posted (edited)

Cancer Marney.

 

She should be gulag'd. Not banned. That's harsh :(

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Guest Queen Leelee
Posted

63.

 

That I'm not as mean I used to be. I just don't have the heart for it.

 

Therefore, this thread fails.

 

And The Gulag fails.

 

Oh, well.

Guest Queen Leelee
Posted (edited)

65.

 

But who else is there in the bullpen, besides Rivera?

 

80 innings pitching like he pitched last year is probably more valuable than 200 as a starter.

No.

 

Besides, if starters aren't so important, why don't they just pitch Wang in the "important" innings?

 

Infact, why do any good players even bother showing up in April? Jeter should only play in clutch situations from September on. Gay-Rod, he gets April-June to be a cocksucker.

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Guest Queen Leelee
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66.

 

I just hope the Eagles get ANYTHING helpful. ANYTHING.

That's generally what teams do in the Draft. Except for the Vikings, occasionally.

 

So what does everyone think of Dennis Dixon? I really liked the guy before he got injured and I hear he's just an absolute freak because he's farther along in his recovery than he should be. I think someone will get a steal in the later rounds.

That's a good reason to draft someone.

 

I select Kurt Angle #1 overall because he overcame a torn quad in one evening with his magic pills.

Guest Queen Leelee
Posted (edited)

67.

 

Joe Borowski last year was as bad a closer (in terms of ERA) as any team has had in recent memory

Joe Blow wasn't bad in just terms of ERA. He's bad in every fucking way.

 

Your comment isn't bullshit... more so the local Cleveland station I get that thinks he's clutch, can't lose him, blah blah blah... because he's GRITTY and DIRTY throwing that 83 MPH heat that gets pounded every at-bat.

 

Granted, there's some validity to this as Betancourt, Perez and Kobayashi (the Jap version of Borowski, a shitload of saves despite pitching terribly) are not pitching great.

 

But, Borowski is awful. He's not clutch. I don't believe he's ever thrown a 1-2-3 inning.

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Guest Queen Leelee
Posted (edited)
We need to discuss our Forum Rules. To what extent do these need to be codified? In the spirit of the Golden Rule, I'd like to distill everything down to "don't be a dumbass, the rest is commentary, now go and post," but there are some disagreements on this. yr thoughts?

You forgot "you gotta have a dick".

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Guest Queen Leelee
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68.

 

Mets fans, a question: are you satisfied with the last three years of Carlos Beltran?

That would be a lot more fun if we had more Mets' homers here. Damn Yankees and A-Fraud hogging all the irrational New York hate.

 

And just to answer for completeness, he's been great other than the first year where he had nagging injuries. No, not as great as The Greatest Playoff Year In History 2004 That Beltran Only Did To Get Paid. But, he even added significantly more power to his already solid 5-tool game.

Guest Queen Leelee
Posted

69.

53.

 

Why the fuck is EHME not banned yet?

And, no, I don't want a fucking reply that's completely incorrect. We had our chance to explain our misogynist selves after putting Taiga here, and not EHME, Mole, Vanhalen, etc... etc...

 

 

Guest Queen Leelee
Posted

70.

 

No Holds Barred is just that. Unless a rule is specifically stated, just about anything is in-bounds in that folder.

We keep saying this. Yet, I'm here. You kids would be better just not saying anything.

 

All this for a horrible poster that has done nothing but "i kickz yo ass" and pretends to be "hard" for over a year. It's never been funny. I really don't understand this place.

Guest Queen Leelee
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71.

 

Repeating shit again.

 

I don't care what anyone says it's easier to fill a rotation spot with a serviceable starter than find a great intimidating reliever.

Why are we assuming that Joba would just be a "serviceable" starter.

 

This argument is so ridiculously stupid to begin with. The only reason Joba isn't starting yet is because Cashman doesn't want to increase his workload so much in a short period.

 

~200 innings of good pitching > ~80 innings of middle relief. The end. This is fucking simple. Stop being so goddamn stupid, TSM. Thank you.

Guest Queen Leelee
Posted (edited)

72.

So, the last three things I read were the morons babbling about Joba, morons defending EHME, and lovecraft's blog.

 

I can't take it anymore.

 

I'm done. Finished. The stupidity has engulfed my brain, and left it as an enormous mass of ANGRY CAPS INDUCING TORTURE.

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Posted
Wait...does that mean the Gulags gone?

It was a failed experiment. It's better to just suspend or ban people.

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Leena seemed to think that I... did something about some name she was using. Totally didn't. Yes, when I drink I forget things that I do, but that's the beauty of the internet, there's a log right there for me to see what I did.

 

So no, even though I told her this personally, I'm saying it in public too. I care very much for Leena and would never betray her. I cried real tears over that time she told me I was worthless.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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A certain someone is really missing TSM right now.

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