Speculation on the reason for Marney's current marital status.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

It's none of our business, but someone here is going to get it right.

 

You're allowed to choose combinations of factors. This can't be that difficult of an equation.

[Firestarter 0]

Marney's binge drinking Yes

Marney spent too much time at work Yes, and also, she didn't like my work

Sexual dissatisfaction Yes

Marney's ex left for another man No

Marney's ex left for another woman Yes

Irreconcilable differences Yes

Marney was cheating on her. No

Financial problems Yes, since she could buy five pairs of Blahniks in a day

Other. (Please specify) Yes, but (no.)

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Atta girl. It feels good to be human.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Contemplating her sexuality!

 

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Blahnik? I'm guessing that's a shoe.

 

I have a year-old pair of New Balance and some bright yellow Crocs.

[Firestarter 0]

Yes. I make a fair amount of money, but even I can't sustain a $50k per day shoe habit.

[EricMM 0]

I can't see paying more than $200 for a pair.

 

Christ.

 

fair amount of money

 

I see we have another support of fair wages. Bully!

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

I only wear shoes to go to work or the store. I have sexy feet and like showing them off.

[Firestarter 0]

I see we have another support of fair wages. Bully!

Shut it, Uncle Joe.

[luke-o 0]

I can't see paying more than $200 for a pair.

 

That seems like so much money for a pair of shoes.

 

I spend like 35 pounds a year on shoes.

[MrRant 0]

Marney's binge drinking Yes

Marney spent too much time at work Yes, and also, she didn't like my work

Sexual dissatisfaction Yes

Marney's ex left for another man No

Marney's ex left for another woman Yes

Irreconcilable differences Yes

Marney was cheating on her. No

Financial problems Yes, since she could buy five pairs of Blahniks in a day

Other. (Please specify) Yes, but (no.)

 

 

Finally. I get my shot.

[Firestarter 0]

And this would be at...?

[MrRant 0]

You of course. I've always liked your fire.

 

And I still have that gift!

[Firestarter 0]

[Failed Bridge 0]

I have Flinstone feet

[MrRant 0]

 

It was very nice.

[Cartman 0]

I can't see paying more than $200 for a pair.

 

That seems like so much money for a pair of shoes.

 

I spend like 35 pounds a year on shoes.

 

I used to scoff at paying more than $100 for sneakers until I got These and discovered they were worth every penny despite looking godawful. Since then i got better colors for everyday use.

 

/derailing thread