The Niggardly King Posted April 4, 2008 Report Posted April 4, 2008 with like half of the upper part of your stomach feeling like you just got a liver kick from Bas Rutten? I don't wanna puke or shit, cause I'm afraid my intestines might fall out and oh jesus fucking christ what have i done to you to deserve this pain? MY GOD I CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW AND MY MOUTH IS WATERING LIKE A FUCKING DOG PANTING, AND I THINK I MIGHT JUST END SHITTING MYSELF IF I DON'T TAKE CARE OF THIS... CHRRIEST IT FUCK9ING HRUTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 4, 2008 Report Posted April 4, 2008 20 active posters on this board is actually quite a lot.
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted April 4, 2008 Report Posted April 4, 2008 Constipation. I've felt this way, but I knew the cause(s).
The Niggardly King Posted April 4, 2008 Author Report Posted April 4, 2008 But I shitted like a goose 27 minutes after I posted that
Dandy Posted April 4, 2008 Report Posted April 4, 2008 You need to add the word "shat" to your vocabulary. You won't find it in Webster's but it is the past tense of shit.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted April 4, 2008 Report Posted April 4, 2008 I maintain that the article "shitted" really made that post.
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