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EDSBS had recently had a poll on how Ryan Perriloux would finish the season and here were the results:

 

Complaining about the weakness of his drink at the Baton Rouge Hollywood Casino's $5 blackjack table.

(48%, 718 Votes)

 

Hiding from the federales in a culvert outside of Oaxaca.

(18%, 270 Votes)

 

Running a black market arms/currency exchange in Equatorial Guinea.

(12%, 178 Votes)

 

Tossing his third pick of the game in the Independence Bowl.

(11%, 160 Votes)

 

Standing on the Rose Bowl fifty with a trophy and fists full of fake bills.

(11%, 159 Votes)

 

 

Well we can officially toss out the last two options now.

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HarleyQuinn where do you watch all these 1-AA games at? I sure would like to watch some(i enjoyed the playoffs that were on TV) but, it seems like aside from the playoffs they're never on. I'd rather watch a 1-AA team and be surprised by what I see on the field than an Air Force-Utah State game on CSTV.

 

Speaking of CSTV, I enjoyed their D-II games. And since I'm in what seems like the JUCO capital of the midwest (Kansas) I watched a lot of JUCO ball this past season.

 

It's only recently that I've branched out from D-1 and I'm really enjoying what I've seen.

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I always have 2 or 3 I-AA games on local networks during the season. Like, the local UPN affiliate or something will broadcast them, or one of the regional Comcast Sports Networks.

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HarleyQuinn where do you watch all these 1-AA games at? I sure would like to watch some(i enjoyed the playoffs that were on TV) but, it seems like aside from the playoffs they're never on. I'd rather watch a 1-AA team and be surprised by what I see on the field than an Air Force-Utah State game on CSTV.

 

Speaking of CSTV, I enjoyed their D-II games. And since I'm in what seems like the JUCO capital of the midwest (Kansas) I watched a lot of JUCO ball this past season.

 

It's only recently that I've branched out from D-1 and I'm really enjoying what I've seen.

 

Like Edwin said, at least up in New London (although that's gone after this year since I'm graduating) I would often get the Colonial Athletic Association on TV so I could watch games with teams like UMass, New Hampshire, etc.

 

I know that ESPNU has aired FCS games in the past (freakin' Jonathan Coachman covered an Eastern Illinois game I saw. That was surreal in and of itself).

 

Outside of the playoffs though, I don't think any of the major networks air FCS games although I'm hoping that ESPN will show the App. State/LSU one nationally.

 

I've found that I enjoy football almost more now that I'm aware and follow the FCS more than I-A actually... partly because some of these guys not only get drafted and do well but also that there's a playoff at the end so you can cheer a team without thinking, "Crap. They lost in Week 6 to Team A by 10 points so now they'll be #21 and get a spot at the Alamo Bowl" or something.

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I know that ESPNU has aired FCS games in the past (freakin' Jonathan Coachman covered an Eastern Illinois game I saw. That was surreal in and of itself).

 

I've seen Coach do some HBUC on BET and NY Liberty games on MSG.

 

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He's been a regular announcer on college football for CSTV (now known as CBS College Sports) for a few years and even done a couple of their Conference USA games.

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Here's a list of 2008 I-A transfers to I-AA. Anybody have notes/thoughts on some of these guys? I bolded the only name I recognize...

 

Alcorn State: DB Cedric Everson (Iowa)

Central Arkansas: LB Anthony Summers (Mississippi State)

Central Connecticut State: DE Walter Dublin (Ohio State)

Coastal Carolina: QB Zach MacDowall (Wake Forest)

Delaware State: WR Zachutti Charles (Bowling Green) and QB Anthony Glaud (Bowling Green)

Eastern Illinois: RB Chavon Walker (Florida)

Gardner-Webb: WR Darren Rogers (Kent State)

Georgia-Southern: WR Darell Norman (UAB) and RB Ricky Ponton (South Florida)

Hampton: RB Lamarcus Coker (Tennessee)

Hofstra: DB Leslie Jackman (Rutgers)

Idaho State: OL Mitch Rudder (Boise State)

Indiana State: DE Jordan Bright (Wyoming) and RB Antoine Brown (Kentucky)

Massachusetts: DL Corey Eason (Boston College)

Norfolk State: LB Michael Alphonse (Akron)

Northern Colorado: QB Bryan Waggener (Florida)

Prairie View A&M: RB Russell Ball (Florida State)

Sam Houston State: DB D.J. Emerson (SMU)

Stephen F. Austin: QB Duane Brooks (Central Michigan)

Stony Brook: S Marcus Wilson (Iowa)

Texas State: CB Drenard Williams (Iowa State)

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I guess there are some sort of controversial anti-meth ads in Montana, so EDSBS and another blog spoofed them with college football versions of the ads and they are so wrong, yet so funny. Here's the link for all of them and I'll just post a sample of one of them.

 

footblolcheap_sexohio_state.jpg

The possibilities for these are endless.

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I can only imagine what the point spread for the UVa/USC game is going to be. What's worse for Virginia is that Jeffrey Fitzgerald, Jameel Sewell, and another player won't be on the team this year. I shudder to think if Lalich will be at QB this year.

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I can only imagine what the point spread for the UVa/USC game is going to be. What's worse for Virginia is that Jeffrey Fitzgerald, Jameel Sewell, and another player won't be on the team this year. I shudder to think if Lalich will be at QB this year.

CB Chris Cook is the other main academic casualty who also happened to be a starter. I'm actually less concerned about Lalich than I am the line in front of him. Monroe is still holding down left tackle just fine, but with Branden Albert now a Chief, the entire interior o-line will be new starters. This should be a 55/45 run/pass year for Virginia, with Mikell Simpson and Cedric Peerman probably making up the best and most versatile ACC RBs not named Spiller & Davis, but it's going to be hard to get them or Lalich moving anywhere if the interior's always crumbling. Most of the time, they won the close games last year through controlling the point of attack on either side of the ball.

 

I think the spread for the game will be around 21, if only because Virginia is largely an unknown commodity heading into this year.

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Apparently, I-AA teams CAN play with the big boys on multiple levels.

 

 

Alabama State University, a I-AA team, has been brought up on *668* separate NCAA violations, including ineligible athletes using university training facilities as well as the changing of grades without the professor's permission.

 

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/200...ns_N.htm?csp=34

 

 

 

This has got to be a record for any team that didn't belong to the old Southwest Conference like SMU, Texas, Texas A&M, Houston, etc.

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May 4th, 2008 | By NationalSquib | Category: sports

Former LSU quarterback Ryan Perrilloux has hired an agent after being dismissed from the team for repeated rules violations and brushes with the law. While the exact reason for Perrilloux's dismissal has not been confirmed, his past transgressions have included investigation of counterfeiting, providing false I.D. to enter a casino, causing a distu rbance at a restaurant and numerous missed classes and workouts.

Contacted by phone, agent Gus Felderman said that interest in his client has been very strong and that Perrilloux has narrowed his options down to two offers. "Ryan plans on spending this weekend with his family and hopefully come to a decision by Monday. While time is definitely an issue, he needs to weigh the pros and cons of each offer and come to a sound decision that will be the best for himself and his family. While Burger King has offered him his preference of 2nd shift so he doesn't have to get up so early, the free meal plan at McDonalds is something that you cannot overlook. He loves the cookies."

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Just saw on NFL Network that Perrilloux will transfer to Jacksonville State.

 

They've gone 6-5 the past 3 seasons under coach Jack Crowe. Sounds like he could start and play this season right away, which should be interesting.

 

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content....&CID=807896

 

Since you keep up with 1-AA, how's Bobby Reid doing down at Texas Southern?

 

I keep flipping sides between Reid and Gundy when ESPN does their pieces on how Gundy's rant didn't actually help read and blah blah blah, then I remember I don't like either one of them and I remain happy.

 

Funny thing is, if Gundy had played Reid against OU the last two years he'd probably have a two-game winning streak going against the Sooners. Athletic QBs give OU FITS.

Instead he puts in Zac Robinson who fumbled on the goal line against OU not once but twice! In Stillwater two years ago he jumped backwards into the endzone and tried to stretch the ball and got nailed in the back and dropped it. He did basically the same thing in Norman last year.

 

I bet Reid wouldn't have done that. He's a good kid, who's done everything right....... ;)

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Since you keep up with 1-AA, how's Bobby Reid doing down at Texas Southern?

 

I keep flipping sides between Reid and Gundy when ESPN does their pieces on how Gundy's rant didn't actually help read and blah blah blah, then I remember I don't like either one of them and I remain happy.

 

Funny thing is, if Gundy had played Reid against OU the last two years he'd probably have a two-game winning streak going against the Sooners. Athletic QBs give OU FITS.

Instead he puts in Zac Robinson who fumbled on the goal line against OU not once but twice! In Stillwater two years ago he jumped backwards into the endzone and tried to stretch the ball and got nailed in the back and dropped it. He did basically the same thing in Norman last year.

 

I bet Reid wouldn't have done that. He's a good kid, who's done everything right....... ;)

 

Yet another interesting story because Texas Southern went 0-11 last year... yeah, no wins. The two years before they went 3-8 and 1-10. Smart choice, Bobby...

 

Reid could start at QB although he may battle Tino Edgecombe for time (10 TD vs. 13 INT and will be a Sr.) but honestly, he really will struggle on the NFL Draft radar regardless if he started simply because his team won't be any good and has no offensive help around him. He has good size and speed (NFL Draft Scout has him between a 4.63 and 4.76) but he transferred due to getting injured and losing his job and transferred to a shitty program.

 

If he has a great season, he could be a Round 6/7 type pick but Rhett Bomar didn't exactly light up the world and he'll have another year to start and improve his stock.

 

I actually think I-AA will be really interesting this year with the following players starting or possibly starting: Rhett Bomar (Sam Houston State), Bobby Reid (Texas Southern), and Ryan Perriloux (Jacksonville State). This along with top QBs like Liam Coen (Mass), Bryant Lee (Southern), and Cole Bergquist (Montana) being other quarterbacks on the possible NFL Draft radar.

 

TSU does have a new head coach in Johnnie Cole (SIAC HC of the year in 2006, HC of Lane College) but I don't think they'll win more than 4-5 games on the year.

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Its TSU..they won't win shit.

 

Win or lose however, they'll be chillin with the band smoking it up at whatever big party is going on that night.

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ESPN.com has a couple of interesting articles up about 6 to 8-man HS football players. One kid was OU's first recruit for 2009 so that one grabbed my attention, and then there was another about 8-man football players in general.

 

I thought it was kind of interesting just because I had my first exposure to 8-man football when I was covering HS football in SW Kansas. Most of the teams in my area were 8-man. The game was a lot different and the players were fast, but the thing that really stuck out to me was how small everyone was. Has anyone here ever played 8-man?

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So the whole Comcast vs. Big Ten Network war is apparently over and the BTN has won by most accounts. Those of you in Big Ten country will get the network on your basic tier for this upcoming season. For the rest of the us, one big *yawn* to the whole thing.

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And with the end of the NBA Finals, the waiting gets that much harder. For anyone interested in the stats, probabilities, and trends side of college football, Sunday Morning Quarterback has some good stuff lately about run down vs. pass down success rates and QB development from year one to year two. CFN is also getting deep into their team-a-day previews, where pretty much every assessment includes something along the lines of "If they can handle so-and-so at home, there's a great chance to be 6-0 going into the big game with other-team."

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From the Houston Chronicle va The AP:

SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Notre Dame is renewing its television contract with NBC.

 

The university and NBC announced Thursday they have agreed to a five-year deal that runs through the 2015 season. The current contract was scheduled to expire in 2010.

 

This contract includes seven homes games per season. It allows for the first time an eighth off-site home game played at a neutral stadium.

 

NBC has broadcast Irish football since 1991.

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CFN is also getting deep into their team-a-day previews, where pretty much every assessment includes something along the lines of "If they can handle so-and-so at home, there's a great chance to be 6-0 going into the big game with other-team."

Just read Stanford's preview on the site and got the distinct feeling from reading it that maybe an Emerald Bowl bid isn't out of the realm of possibility and then I check out their Pac-10 unit rankings, specifically on the offensive side of the ball.

 

Offenses

1. USC

2. Oregon

3. California

4. Arizona State

5. Arizona

6. UCLA

7. Oregon State

8. Washington State

9. Washington

10. Stanford

 

Quarterbacks

1. USC

2. Arizona State

3. California

4. Washington

5. Arizona

6. Oregon

7. UCLA

8. Oregon State

9. Washington State

10. Stanford

 

Running Backs

1. USC

2. Oregon

3. UCLA

4. Arizona State

5. Oregon State

6. California

7. Washington State

8. Arizona

9. Washington

10. Stanford

 

Receivers

1. Oregon State

2. Arizona

3. USC

4. Arizona State

5. Washington State

6. UCLA

7. Oregon

8. California

9. Washington

10. Stanford

 

Offensive Line

1. Oregon

2. California

3. USC

4. Oregon State

5. UCLA

6. Washington

7. Arizona

8. Washington State

9. Arizona State

10. Stanford

And then I came back down to earth. Oh well another year of just rooting against Cal.

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Another sign we're getting closer to the start of the season, the first week t.v. schedule is set.

 

Thursday, August 28th

 

Vanderbilt at Miami of Ohio, 7:30/4:30 PM, ESPNU

N.C. State at South Carolina, 8:00/5:00 PM, ESPN

Wake Forest at Baylor, 8:00/5:00 PM, FSN

Oregon State at Stanford, 9:00/6:00 PM, ESPN2

 

Friday, August 29th

 

Temple at Army, 7:00/4:00 PM, ESPN Classic

SMU at Rice, 8:00/5:00 PM, ESPN

 

Saturday, August 30th

 

Virginia Tech vs. East Carolina, Noon/9:00 AM, ESPN

Syracuse at Northwestern, Noon/9:00 AM, ESPN2

Bowling Green at Pittsburgh, Noon/9:00 AM, ESPNU

USC at Virginia, 3:30/12:30 PM, ABC*

Utah at Michigan, 3:30/12:30 PM, ABC*

Oklahoma State vs. Washington State, 3:30/12:30 PM, FSN

Towson at Navy, 3:30/12:30 PM, CBS-CS

Delaware at Maryland, 3:45/12:45 PM, ESPNU

Appalachian State at LSU, 5:00/2:00 PM, ESPN

TCU at New Mexico, 6:00/3:00 PM, Versus

Mississippi State at Louisiana Tech, 6:45/3:45 PM, ESPN2

Boston College vs. Kent State, 7:30/4:30 PM, ESPNU

Alabama vs. Clemson, 8:00/5:00 PM, ABC*

Michigan State at California, 8:00/5:00 PM, ABC*

Illinois vs. Missouri, 8:30/5:30 PM, ESPN

Washington at Oregon, 10:00/7:00 PM, FSN

 

Sunday, August 31st

 

Hampton vs. Jackson State, 2:00 PM/11:00 AM, ESPN2

Kentucky at Louisville, 3:30/12:30 PM, ESPN

Colorado State vs. Colorado, 7:30/4:30 PM, FSN

 

Monday, September 1st

 

Fresno State at Rutgers, 4:00/1:00 PM, ESPN

Tennessee at UCLA, 8:00/5:00 PM, ESPN

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It's so sad the headlines running down the side of ESPN's college football page usually looks like a police report. Then again, I guess if you have that many stupid kids in the spotlight it's bound to happen.

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Just noticed Rivals.com has been doing a Top 120 preseason countdown this past month and they will get to the Top 25 this week. Here's 120 thru 26:

 

120. FIU

119. Idaho

118. Utah State

117. Eastern Michigan

116. Western Kentucky

115. North Texas

114. UAB

113. Kent State

112. Louisiana-Monroe

111. Army

 

110. Rice

109. Northern Illinois

108. SMU

107. Tulane

106. Arkansas State

105. UNLV

104. San Jose State

103. New Mexico State

102. San Diego State

101. Duke

 

100. Middle Tennessee

99. Akron

98. Ohio

97. Louisiana-Lafayette

96. Colorado State

95. Temple

94. Memphis

93. Minnesota

92. Baylor

91. Buffalo

 

90. Louisiana Tech

89. Troy

88. Air Force

87. Syracuse

86. Toledo

85. Marshall

84. Western Michigan

83. Wyoming

82. UTEP

81. Hawaii

 

80. Iowa State

79. Indiana

78. Navy

77. Miami of Ohio

76. Washington State

75. Vanderbilt

74. Florida Atlantic

73. Georgia Tech

72. Stanford

71. Virginia

 

70. Nevada

69. UCF

68. N.C. State

67. Mississippi

66. Bowling Green

65. Texas A&M

64. Kentucky

63. Kansas State

62. Arizona

61. Southern Miss

 

60. Iowa

59. Houston

58. Ball State

57. Northwestern

56. New Mexico

55. East Carolina

54. Arkansas

53. Maryland

52. Tulsa

51. Washington

 

50. Connecticut

49. Central Michigan

48. Mississippi State

47. North Carolina

46. Louisville

45. Nebraska

44. Boston College

43. UCLA

42. Oklahoma State

41. Miami

 

40. Notre Dame

39. Rutgers

38. Purdue

37. Florida State

36. Oregon State

35. Boise State

34. Colorado

33. TCU

32. Michigan State

31. California

 

30. Michigan

29. Alabama

28. Utah

27. South Carolina

26. Cincinnati

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