Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 (edited) THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY PRESENTED IN HD LET'S GET ROWDY!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Amongest a herd of screaming OAOAST fans are Michael Cole and The Coach at Sofa Central. COLE Michael Cole and Jonathan Coachman welcoming you to TV’s wildest variety program. We’re coming to you live from Glasgow, Scotland -- well, actually via tape delay. Nevertheless, we have a tremendous card lineup for you this evening. You will see Landon Maddix in action. COACH Also Sly Somers. COLE In a big 6 person tag, the Beverly Hills Blonds and Mackenzie DeCenzo will face the brother/sister combination of the Christ Air Express and reigning OAOAST Women’s Champion Maggie Nerdly! COACH And in our main event, Cucaracha International members Nathaniel Black and Todd Cortez battle to determine who’ll meet Tha Puerto Rican next week on the Milan Spectacular for the World Heavyweight Championship. COLE But we open with these men! HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT! Holly-Wood and Colonel Abdullah lead Synth and Logan to the ring. * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Currently in the ring, the team of JACK MCDONALD and RONALD KING! Plain looking jobbers, King and McDonald’s wave to the crowd is meet with apathy. COACH Did you know McDonald and King are part of a trio, Cole? COLE I did not. COACH Yeah, they often team with a guy named Arby Denny. Hahahaha! COLE Oh, boy. What’s next, a sister named Wendy? COACH No, the greatest rock ‘n’ wrestling band of all time! BUFFER Their opponents, COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents in association with HOLLY-WOOD the GREATEST rock 'n' wrestling band of AAAAALLLL-time… SYNTH ABDUL-JABBAR and LOGAN USHER MANN… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Synth and Logan pose on the apron, then rush in and pummel their opponents. * DINGDINGDING * COLE The Heavenly Rockers not wasting anytime getting this one started. Synth dumps King outside and the Heavenly Rockers backdrop McDonald. Logan suplexes King back in as Synth chokes McDonald with his leather jacket. Referee Nick Patrick distracted by Colonel Abdullah’s effort to convert him. Now the Heavenly Rockers send Ronald King into the ropes and level him on the round with a DOUBLE SYNCHRONIZED DROPKICK! COACH That’s one tune he’ll have trouble remembering after getting kicked in the faced. McDonald is rammed into the buckle and worked over in the corner by a series of stinging left jabs courtesy of Logan Mann. The Macho MACHO Mann whips McDonald off again and catches him square in the heart with a back elbow. A tag is made and the Synthmeister slams McDonald near the Heavenly Rockers corner. Up to the second turnbuckle he goes and, after pointing out his new spiked Arabic boots similar to ones worn in the past by the Iron Sheik, delivers a devastating SKYHOOK ELBOW DROP!! COACH Check out the hang time, Cole. No doubt because of the new Arabic combat boots personally given to him by Syrian President Bashar Assad on the recent trip he and the Colonel accompanied former President Jimmy Carter on in the Middle East. COLE The cover! ONE… TWO… Logan nails Ronald King with a WICKED LEFT HOOK~ as the jobber tries to breakup the pin, and then spikes him with a PERCUSSION DDT! THREE!!! BUFFER Here are your winners… THE HEAVENLYYYYY ROCKERS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Synth pops up and plays a little air guitar to celebrate. COLE An impressive win by the Heavenly Rockers as they look to climb back up the ladder in the tag team division. Back into the locker rooms we go, specifically to that of Cucaracha Internacional. James Blonde sits generally chilling, watching closely as Megan and... well, Megan. Nuff said. Next to her is Landon, getting geared up for his match. Not looking particularly enthralled by the prospect, Landon pulls on his second elbowpad and lets out a sigh. MADDIX Ah, another day, another jobber. The life of an OAOAST superstar. At least I don't have to crash-course a new language this week. BLONDE But, we were in Spain last week, weren't we? No answer, aside from Megan making a throat-cutty type signal for Blonde to 'leave it'. MADDIX I mean, really, what's the point of even making the effort? Call me a pessimist, but I've got the feeling that (bad Scottish accent) Angus McKiltington from Outer Dumfries (normal voice) isn't going to pose me much of a threat. Let alone win a place amongst us. Seriously. Ah well. Soon, all this'll be behind me and I'll be back where I belong... At this point, the door swings open and Nathaniel Black walks into the dressing room, having worked up a sweat going through some warm-ups elsewhere in the building apparantly. MADDIX Ah, speak of the devil! The next World Heavyweight Champion himself! Blonde and Megan spark up with some courteous applause as Black chugs down the last of his bottle of water. BLACK Yeh. Just as soon as I smack the hell outta that tosser Cortez I will be. MADDIX That's what I want to hear. Confidence. See, that's what I feel when I look at you Nat', confidence. Confidence that the Cucaracha name is in safe hands. Look at you. Six two and built like a 'brick shithouse', as you tend to say. I told you from the start that I had confidence in you. The day I came to you and I offered you, James and Faqu the chance to stand by my side and follow in my footsteps, I made you a promise. Remember? BLACK I sure do. MADDIX I promised that you'd finally attain success in the OAOAST. Respect in the OAOAST. That your days of being held back by national politics were a thing of the past. And we've had some ups and we've had some downs, I admit it. I made my mistakes. Chiefly, putting my trust in Todd Cortez. And I did it at your expense. But I kept telling you, I promised you that your time would come Nat'. I made you that promise three months ago when I made the mistake of including him in the 6-Man Tag Team Title plans. But that was only because your potential, it goes beyond just the 6-Man Titles. They include them, sure. But they also surpass them. And tonight, all you've got to do is beat Cortez and that promise will be fulfilled. You'll be in the main-event at School's Out, challenging for the World Title. You will be there, at the pinnacle. Just like I promised. BLACK I know an'... an' I appreciate wot you've done for me lately. I ain't about to piss it all away now, don't you worry. We English, we don't lose in Scotland. Not a bloody chance. They 'ad to build a giant wall to keep us English out, that's 'ow much pain an' sufferin' we cause! Smiling a sick smile, Black leans in closer to Landon's earshot. BLACK An' if Cortez tries that flippy piledriver bollocks with me, I'm gonna clothesline that Phillipino midget's 'ead right off his shoulders an' into the North Sea! All four in the room let out a loud, braying laugh... MADDIX ...is... is that far from here then? ...being the last thing we hear as we FADE OUT. COLE I wonder what Landon meant by being 'back where he belongs'? Maybe it's just me, but I can't help but feel suspicious about why he's going to be pulling for Nathaniel Black later on. COACH It is just you. It's always 'just you'. Applicable to any moment in your life. COLE *sigh* I've got nothin'. Commercial please. ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE DICK? THE MILAN SPECTACULAR "MR. DICK" JOCK MULLIGAN IN ACTION Edited April 25, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 We return to HeldDOWN~! with Landon Maddix already in the ring, looking a tad bored with proceedings as he waits for a cue. MADDIX Okay, okay. It's time for another Cucaracha Internacional local talent open challenge thing, so let's bring out the guy and get on with this shall we? A bagpipe version of "Flower Of Scotland" begins to play as to the ring heads the local opponent. And, unlike the last two weeks' offerings, the hometown boy is quite a big boy. Well built and clearly over 6 foot, the blond haired wrestler marches to the ring with the Scottish flag proudly on his trunks. Into the ring he steps and Landon can't help but raise an eyebrow, seeing he's giving up height and weight to the strapping Scotsman. MADDIX Uhm... okay. Landon takes a couple of seconds to size up the Scotsman, who looks a little nervous despite his size. MADDIX So, my friend, what's your name? FERGUS WALLACE My name's Fergus Wallace and I come from Glasgow, SCOTLAND!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" MADDIX Fantastic. The great city of Glasgow. One of my favourite places in the world. Beautiful architecture, love the accents of the locals. Just great, just great. So sir, the very best of luck. Landon earnestly shakes the hand of Wallace before heading to his corner, the camera catching a quick wide-eyed look towards Megan as he mouths the words "where did they get this guy from!?" *DINGDINGDING!* Both men leave their corners and Landon offers another handshake. Wallace looks confused since they just shook hands five seconds ago, but accepts it anyway to applause from Megan. They circle and lock-up, Wallace quickly marching Landon back into a corner. Clean break and Landon is surprisingly all smiles, even complimenting Wallace on his strength. COLE Off we go. Remember, if Wallace can pull of the upset he'll be an official member of Cucaracha Internacional, which obviously means he'll get a shiny new OAOAST contract as well. And I've got to say, out of all those who've challenged Landon, this Scotsman may have the best shot of them all. Composing himself, Landon offers up another tie-up and after jockeying for position, Wallace again moves La Cucaracha back into a corner. Landon pulls out a quick spin just before being cornered though, trapping Wallace in the corner... and giving a clean break of his own. COACH Great to see sportsmanship like that. COLE Yeah, I smell a rat too. Yet another handshake is given by Landon before they lock-up again, Landon this time grabbing a quick side headlock. Wallace pushes him off and drops down, forcing Landon up and over. The Scot then surprises Landon with a leapfrog before catching him on the rebound with an armdrag, hanging on and barring up the arm to the delight of his native Glaswegians! Smile gone now, Maddix thinks about reaching up for a handful of hair but decides against it and looks for a cleaner way out. Landon rolls to a knee and Wallace changes into a top wristlock. Over to the ropes manoeuvers Maddix, grabbing the top rope and using it to backflip, going behind with a hammerlock on the Scotsman. COLE Landon certainly showing this local talent a little more respect than the others. Wallace eventually reverses the hammerlock into one of his own then grabs a headlock. Landon pushes him off into the ropes and drops down. Before he can get up for a leapfrog though, he gets knocked to the mat with a shoulder tackle and covered... 1... 2... No! Off the ropes again, Wallace hits another shoulder tackle and covers again... 1... 2... No! With Landon reeling, Wallace hits the ropes one more time and puts all his 230-240ish pounds behind a big flying shoulder block, pumping his fists before following with the cover... 1... 2... No! COLE Man, Landon is struggling with this big Scot right now. We might need that t-shirt re-designed in a matter of minutes if he's not careful! Landon gets back to his feet and falls into the ropes, Wallace right on him with an irish whip. He ducks the head for a backdrop, but Maddix is too smart for that and lands with a kick to the shoulder blade. Irish whip of his own... NO! The burly Scot puts on the brakes and sends Maddix off again. Underneath a clothesline goes Landon, coming back with a flying forearm... CAUGHT! Wallace catches Maddix in his arms and drops to the knees with a slam, hooking the leg... 1... 2... No! "SCOT - LAND!" "SCOT - LAND!" "SCOT - LAND!" "SCOT - LAND!" Wallace eggs on the Glasgow crowd as he waits on Landon, scooping him up for another slam. But Landon floats over the back this time... ...and slaps his thigh, before going down in a heap! COLE What the? Howling in pain, Landon seems to be hurt which causes Megan to complain about a lowblow to the referee. Obviously confused, Wallace protests his innocence. But in doing so he takes his eye off the ball, allowing the suddenly recovered Maddix to spin him around and WHIP him face-first into the mat with the Crash Landon '05!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Ah, I knew it had to be too good to be true! Maddix, lulling this guy into a false sense of security and he pays dearly for the mistake of trusting La Cucaracha. Not the first, and I doubt the last. Cover by Landon, referee looking confused as he counts... 1... 2... 3!!! *DINGDINGDING!* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" BUFFER Your winner of the match... LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MMAAADDIIIIXXXXX!! Almost amused by the hatred felt by the crowd, Landon shrugs his shoulders as if to say 'what did you expect'. COLE Well, Landon's attention now moves on to our main-event. No new Cucaracha Internacional recruit tonight, but one of his current crop will be going to School's Out to challenge Tha Puerto Rican for the World Heavyweight Title, when Nathaniel Black meets Todd Cortez. Standing by right now, our broadcast colleague Tony Brannigan with the man himself, Anglesault! We cut to our backstage interview position where both OAOAST Originals stand. BRANNIGAN ‘Sault, I’ve known you a long time and you’re the kind of guy who doesn’t take you-know-what from anybody. So what about the comments made last week by Theodore Moneymaker accusing you of having a vendetta for blocking his entrance into the tournament to determine who’ll face the OAOAST Champion next week on the Milan Spectacular. A tournament he now demands you cancel or suffer his wrath if you do not award him the title shot. ANGLESAULT Believe me, if I had a vendetta against Theodore Moneymaker he‘d know it. Contrary to Mr. Moneymaker’s belief, his money cannot gain him favors on the OAOAST Board of Directors or influence my decisions. Rejection is a hard pill to swallow, and based on Theodore’s reaction he agrees. Therefore I made the decision to bar Moneymaker from the tournament in the best interest of the OAOAST. BRANNIGAN Is that confirmation of Theodore Moneymaker’s allege blackmail attempt we’ve heard about on the OAOAST Hot Newzline? ANGLESAULT All I’ll say is I won’t be intimidated. BRANNIGAN Anything you can add to that? ANGLESAULT I've said enough already. Thank you for your time. AS exits as Tony Brannigan watches on. UP NEXT 6 PERSON TAG THE BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS/MACKENZIE DECENZO vs. THE CHRIST AIR EXPRESS/MAGGIE NERDLY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 (edited) If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh yeah The Beverly Hills Blonds and Mackenzie DeCenzo scroll out to the tune of "Superstar" by Lupe Fiasco. Also tagging along for the ride, filming on the Siclopse as usual, Molly Nerdly. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following special attraction is a MIXED 6 PERSON TAG. Introducing team number one, led down the aisle by MOLLY NERDLY, representing THE ENTERPRISE…"THE HANDSOME HUSTLER" NED BLANCHARD, "BOX OFFICE" SIMON SINGLETON... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS… and MACKENZIE DECENZO!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Front and center, a crotched Molly shoots upward to capture Mackie raising the hands of Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard, both grinning from ear to ear. The vests and rose colored glasses come off as “Like The Angel” by Rise Against kicks up. COLE As you heard Michael Buffer say, this is a mixed tag, meaning it’ll be the men vs. the men and the women vs. the women. COACH Oh, just when I was about to pop open a cold one and put on my wife beater. BUFFER And their opponents, originally hailing from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada... COACH The CAE taking Edmonton back I see. BUFFER …but now residing in Laguna Beach, California, MARV and MEL... THE CHRIST AIR EEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXPPRRRRRREEEEEESSSSSSSSS…and the One & Only Women‘s Champion MAGGGGIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NERDLY!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" The CAE and Maggie run up the steel steps and into the ring, all 3 flashing the RAWK hand gesture. COLE The Christ Air Express popular whenever they go. And it’s gotta be another thrill for the Nerdly family. First Melody manages her brothers at AngleMania and now the guys team with their other sister, OAOAST Women’s Champion Maggie. COACH The biggest joke in the history of our great sport in my opinion. She’s an interviewer for crying out loud. At least when Ms. Lindsay held the title she brought some credibility to it. But if we’re going to be allowed to compete for championships Maggie better watch out for you, Cole! COLE MARV and MEL remove their jackets to the delight of women around the world. Except Mackie and Molly because one’s not interested in boys and the other’s their sister. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and it’s Ned Blanchard and MARV who kick things off for their respective teams, locking up in the center of the ring. Quick go-behind into a SCHOOL BOY from MARV! ONE… KICKOUT! MARV stays on the attack, snapping Ned over in a side headlock. He fights out of a head scissors by floating on top, then wanders towards the ropes and pushes off after Ned bridges up and under for a backslide attempt. MARV ducks a clothesline and charges off the ropes, spiking the Handsome Hustler on the rebound with a RUNNING DDT!! ONE… TWO… Simon drops an elbow on Ned! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" DOUBLE KICKFLIP from the Christ Air Express knocks Simon out to the floor. MARV wrings Ned’s arm and tags MEL. SHOOTING STAR DOUBLE AXE HANDLE SMASH ONTO THE OUTSTRETCH ARM OF NED BLANCHARD! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" MEL wrings the arm and catches a boot to the midsection. Blanchard tags out and Simon Singleton leaps off the top rope from the apron…AND EATS A SPINNING HEEL KICK!! COACH DAYUM~! COLE What a counter to an attempt springboard clothesline. This could very well do it. ONE… TWO… NO! Mackenzie DeCenzo rakes the eyes. Proud of her work she lays the verbal smack down on MEL. At least until Maggie finally has enough. Wanting no part of the OAOAST Women’s Champion, Mackie flees outside where she points to her head and smiles. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Simon lifts MEL for a slam, but the Laguna Beach native wraps B.O.S.S. up in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! MEL rushes at Simon and swings around for the bulldog…but Simon counters with a SLINGSHOT BACKBREAKER!! The cover! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! MEL gets the shoulder up. Simon has no trouble slamming MEL this time, dropping an elbow off the top afterward. ONE… TWO… Save by MARV. A tag is made and the Blonds treat MEL to a DOUBLE FEATURE… NO, HE ESCAPES IN MIDAIR AND DROPKICKS BOTH MEN! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" The Christ Air Express tag and MARV comes in a house afire. DOUBLE COCONUT sends the Blonds their separate ways. JAWJACKER on Ned leads to the cover. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! MARV rams Ned into the buckle hammers away from the middle rope as the fans count along. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... Creeping up from behind, Simon Singleton is drilled with a REVERSE DIVING HEADBUTT! COLE Oh, what ring awareness. COACH Yeah, it’s called luck. Blanchard staggers out towards mid-ring and a running cross body from MARV, but he hangs on and delivers a STUN GUN!!! ONE… TWO… THREE-- NO!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" NED Face-first into the knee of Simon Singleton goes MARV. The Blonds switch out, legally I might add, and B.O.S.S. chops MARV in the corner, and then whips him in for a standing dropkick that finds its mark. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Flat on his back after a vertical suplex MARV puts the KNEES UP as Simon comes down with a big splash, knocking the air out of him! “MARV!” “MARV!” “MARV!” COLE Listen to this great crowd urging on MARV. MEL and Maggie stand ready for the tag. On the flip side, only Ned is eager to accept the tag for his team. The Blonds are the first to make the tag, followed shortly thereafter by MARV who tags… MAGGIE!?! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Do you know what this means, Cole? COLE Mackenzie DeCenzo is automatically the legal person because it’s guys vs. guys and girls vs. girls. MEL takes care of a stunned Ned Blanchard with a SWINGING BULLDOG, as Maggie hurls Mackenzie inside. MAGGIE MACKENZIE On her hands and knees, Mackie offers Maggie her diamond bracelet in exchange for being allowed to leave, but the OAOAST Women’s Champ wants none of that and delivers a mega BITCHSLAP! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Suddenly the rest of the ENTERPRISE hit the ring. Theodore Moneymaker blasting MEL from behind as CPA grabs a hold of Maggie. STOCKMARKET CRASH on MARV! * DINGDINGDING * Charles Robinson calls for the bell, but the Enterprise isn’t through yet. Theodore hands Mackie the OAOAST Women’s Championship which she uses to cold-cock Maggie! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE What can of a human being hits somebody with a blunt object while another person holds them back? This is appalling! The Enterprise continue to do a number on the Nerdly clan as Molly keeps the Siclopse rolling instead of helping to put an end to the violence. The mayhem ends once OAOAST officials arrive on the scene. MONEYMAKER You see, Anglesault. This is only a taste of what happens to those who get on my bad side. Time is still on your side…but it’s running out quickly. COLE I’ve had enough of this man. Let’s go somewhere else. To the back or to a commercial. Anywhere I can’t see that man’s face. OAOAST PRESENTS... SCHOOL'S OUT SUNDAY, MAY 25 LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW Edited April 25, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 (edited) COLE We're going to go back to the ring, but before we do so, standing by at the end of the ramp is Josh Matthews standing by. Josh?? (Crane shot over to Josh, standing with Sly Sommers (in full ring gear) at the end of the ramp) JOSH I'm standing here with a man who, last week, got his big dream comeback squandered by the massive Bohemoth. Sly Sommers...what happened? SLY Man...well, I made a huge tactical mistake last week. I bit off more than I could chew. He's a big, dominant athlete who's at the peak of his physical prime and I took him way too lightly. He was so much stronger and faster than I could have imagined. I went right at him, which was a gigantic dumbass move. I should've played cat and mouse. I gained some bulk, sure...but he's like two of me. I underestimated him, straight up. I didn't train nearly hard enough, I still have ring rust, and I faced the best big man in the sport today. He devoured a lesser competitor on that night. But I PROMISE, I will be back stronger and better than ever. I was back in the gym that morning, even with my two missing teeth and an entirely sore body and I'm working towards one day being the man in this sport. JOSH Well...what now? Sly Sommers still on the comeback trail? SLY ABSOLUTELY! I'm here to show everyone out there that, no matter how far you're down, no matter how big of a hole life has put you in, that you can crawl out of it and be the best and strongest you've ever been! It's a lot of weight to take on my back, but I want to be a role model. I almost became one of "those wrestlers"...you know, the ones who got success too young, couldn't handle it, and end up dying far too young. I'm starting at square one, but I am making a promise to all of you fans at home: I will one day be the World Heavyweight Champion! I'm still an addict, ya know Josh? (Josh looks perplexed) I'm an addict for getting up early every morning. I'm an addict for going to the gym and working out harder than anyone in the gym! I'm an addict for studying my opponents! I'm an addict for winning matches! I'm an addict...for gold! And this addict needs his fix! JOSH One last question before you go to the ring for singles competition: any word about your relationship with Zack Malibu? SLY You know, I've tried to get ahold of him in the locker room, on the phone, all that business...nothing, man. Zack, if you're listening and you want to air the grievances, I'm all ears, bro. I'm still sorry. JOSH Well, the best of luck to you, Sly Sommers...and let's go to the ring! Sly walks the rest of the way to the ring, slapping hands with fans as he comes down... BUFFER The following is set for one fall...on his way to the ring, from Scranton, Pennsylvania, at a weight of 212 pounds...SLYYYYYYYYYYY SOOOOOOMEEEEERS! His opponent, from Manchester, England, weighing 231 pounds...Matthew Browne! COLE This is apparantly square one, facing a regional European wrestler in hopes of working his way into the OAOAST elite once again... *BELL RINGS* Sly locks up with Browne quickly, then goes to a side headlock. Browne pulls him backwards to the ropes, then Sly shoves him off. Browne bounces off of the ropes and gets sent down with a shoulderblock.Sly comes off of the ropes to his right, leaps over Browne, who turns over onto his stomach to try and trip Sly, then Sly comes off of the ropes on the other side and leapfrogs a now-standing Browne. Sly comes off of the ropes and hits a flying forearm to the face. Sommers comes to his feet, charges at Browne as he comes to his feet, and hits an old-school side headscissors takeover. Sly sends Brown off with an Irish whip after pulling him up, leapfrogs him in mid-ring, Browne comes off the ropes on the other side, Sommers leapfrogs him backwards, Browne comes off of the ropes again...and gets hit with a big back body drop! Sly comes out of a corner...and hits a Ric Flair-style kneedrop! COLE So far, so dominant for Sommers! Sly goes up to the second rope, waiting for Browne to rise to his feet. Browne gets up...dropkick off of the second rope! COVER! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Browne backs up into a corner as he scrambles to his feet. Sommers Irish whips him into the opposite corner, charges across the ring, and scores with a big monkey flip! Sommers grabs Browne, who more or less bounces up to his feet...big bodyslam! Sly then climbs up top, as the crowd rises to their feet...SUPERSLY SPLASH! COVER... ONE! TWO! THREE! *BELL RINGS* BUFFER Your winner....SLYYYYYYYYYY SOOOOOOMMMERS! COACH Sommers busts out a new move in his repertoire, a top rope splash, for the big win... A voice from backstage Hey, don't play any music! Out from the curtain walks James "Phoenix" Cone, holding a microphone, interrupting Sly's music... PHOENIX Good job, Sly. Congrats! Way to get back on track. But I got something to say to you...I mean, it seems like you're harder to get ahold of than a man made out of flubber! I've tried every form of communication with you and not one has worked...it's IMPOSSIBLE to get my question answered...(Sly grabs a mic)...I want to know why you don't think I'm main event material? That's it, nothing else. SLY James, I've seen you wrestle a lot. I think you're a good competitor in between these ropes. You're insanely fundamentally sound. The issue is, when I look into your eyes...I don't see it, man. I don't see the passion. I don't see that blazing inferno of fire that's lit deep in your heart that makes you WANT IT! PHOENIX I want it! I need it, Sly! More than you can possibly imagine. SLY THEN PROVE IT! Talk is cheap. You can say anything you want, but I still don't think it's there. But I'll tell you what: next week, we're gonna be in Milan, Italy, one of the most beautiful cities in the world. It's going to be a HUGE show, big title matches, feuds renewed, a packed house...and I don't have a match. My dance card is empty. Last I checked the big white board in the back, yours is too. So, if you want to shut me up, just bring the fight, bring the passion, BRING THE FURY! Bring that fire that makes you a headliner in this industry like the Malibus and the Puerto Ricans and the Rodezes...MAKE YOURSELF, SON! PHOENIX You got yourself a match, pal! Listen, just to make it clear, I don't hate you, I don't dislike you...I just had an issue with something that came out of your mouth. It'll be an honor to face you in that ring...and an even bigger one to be able to say I beat you...see you in Italy! Ciao! COACH What a match just agreed to for the Milan Spectacular! Sly Sommers..."Phoenix" Cone...it'll be a barnburner! NEXT WINNER FACES THE OAOAST CHAMPION NEXT WEEK AT SCHOOL'S OUT NATHANIEL BLACK vs. TODD CORTEZ Edited April 25, 2008 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall... and it is the Final of the School's Out, European Vacation #1 Contendership Tournament! .:CUE: "Chelsea Dagger", The Fratellis:. The lights alternate between red, white and blue through the intro, before the doors part and out marches the growling figure of Nathaniel Black. Black raises his arms in the air, shouting his mouth off to the fans on his way to the ring. Of course, being in Scotland, Black is even more unpopular than usual which means he's shouting his mouth off even more than usual. BUFFER Introducing first, from London, England! Weighing in at two hundred and thirty eight pounds... he represents Cucaracha Internacional and is one third of the OAOAST 6-Man Tag Team Champions of the World... NNAAAATTHHAAANNIIIIEEEEELLLLLL... BBLLLLLLAAAAAAAAACCKK!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Black rounds the ring, barracked unmercilessly by the Scottish fans. Giving as good as he gets, Black flashes v-signs and up yours gestures in unprecedented numbers on his way around the ring before he marches up the ring steps. Taking off his jacket, Black decides to get on referee Mike Chioda's case as well, for reasons only known to him I suppose. COACH What's with the boos? I thought Black was European? COLE Black's English. You don't know much about international history, do you? COACH I know what I know. With the crowd still giving him a rowdy reception, Black climbs the turnbuckles and raises his arms in the air defiantly. COLE Black defeated Jamie O'Hara and The Mad Cappa to make it to this final, in two tough, hard-fought contests. And he'll be in for a smashmouth fight again tonight no doubt. COACH It's almost as if Nat's a one-man street trash cleaning machine. And Todd Cortez is next on the collection route. The voice of Nate Dogg is heard shouting "Oh No" over the PA system and suddenly Black leaves the fans and turns to the aisle. "Oh No" by Mos Def, Nate Dogg and Pharoah Monche accompanies a burst pyro in the aisle and the cheers of the crowd, as Todd Cortez steps through the curtains and into the shower of sparkles left behind. BUFFER And introducing his opponent! Hailing from Hollywood Boulevard! He weighs two hundred and twenty six pounds... also representing Cucaracha Internacional... "THE URBAN LEGEND"... TTOOOOOOOOOOOOODD... CCOOOOORRRRRRRTTEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Cortez climbs into the ring and already Black is in his face, but The Urban Legend shrugs him off and scales the turnbuckles. COLE Cortez defeated Spanish Fly in the first round and Leon Rodez last week in the semi-finals, both with the Riot Act Plus. You have to think Black will have worked long and hard on how to counter that tonight, but will it be enough? The two stable-'mates' come face to face in the centre of the ring, staring each other down as referee Chioda goes over the rules for this important match. Neither competitor takes his eye off the other for a second. Cortez, stoic. Black with a confident look on his face. Chioda finishes his instructions and Black says a few last words to Cortez as the bell sounds. *DINGDINGDING!* Still the two stay locked in a staredown with Black still doing all the talking. After a few seconds of it he then shoves Cortez in the chest! Cortez shoves Black right back though and now, it's on. "GO BACK TO EN - GLAND!" *clap-clap clap-clap-clap* "GO BACK TO EN - GLAND!" *clap-clap clap-clap-clap* Black is momentarily distracted by the crowd and Cortez makes him pay for it by rapping him in the back of the knee with a kick. Refocused, Black lays into Cortez with an elbow strike to the chest. And another, before Cortez fires off another kick to the knee... and another one. A third kick takes Black's feet out from underneath him, but Black surprises Cortez with a drop toehold from his prone position and mounts the back of The Urban Legend. Cortez covers his head with his forearms to fend off some crossfaces. So Black hooks on a sleeper hold instead. Getting out from underneath Black, Todd climbs to his feet and backs Black up into a corner for a break. Or, at least, what should be a break, but the Englishman refuses to let go of the hold. So Cortez takes matters into his own hands, elbowing Black in the gut until he's freed and then firing him into the opposite corner with an irish whip. Getting his foot up on the middle turnbuckle, Black blocks the collision in the corner, catching Cortez charging in with a back elbow to the jaw and taking him down with a schoolboy... 1... 2... No! Catching Cortez on one knee Black locks in a front facelock to maintain control. COLE Both of these men are hard hitters and they're both very capable on the mat. Bound to be a very competitive match from the get-go. Cortez gets to his feet but is still trapped in the facelock, getting a knee up into the face from Black. And another one. Hooking the arm over, Black then takes a quick glance behind him and goes to suplex Cortez into the turnbuckles! Cortez goes deadweight and blocks though. And blocks again. After a couple of jabs to the ribs, Cortez then reverses and suplexes Black, floating over... 1... 2... Quick kickout. As soon as he's out of the pin, Black grabs hold of the wrist and manages to get a hammerlock on as the two Cucaracha Internacional members get to their feet. Cortez reaches back for the head, pushing up and taking the Englishman over with a snapmare. Rolling through to his feet, Black charges. A sidestep from Cortez sees Black go into the turnbuckles though, staggering out into a schoolboy... 1... 2... No! Both men back up... and a double thrust to the throat leaves Cortez hurting. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COACH Ease up ref, it was an open hand. COLE Yeah, two of them, right to the throat! Black blows off the warnings from referee Chioda as he goes back after Cortez. Pulling him up, he lays in with a forearm that sends Cortez staggering backwards into the turnbuckles behind him. Black pulls him right back out and into a short Lariat, hooking up a leg... 1... 2... No! Rear chinlock applied by Black. COLE We've seen Black showing much more aggression and being more physical during the course of this tournament, but here we see, slowing down the pace, applying a hold. Basic wrestling, which is where Black is a step ahead of most with that European background. With Cortez bent over, Black pulls back the left arm and applies a seated abnominal stretch. Just for added discomfort he balls up his fist and grinds it against the ribs while Chioda asks Cortez if he wants to give up. Cortez is far from done yet though and works his other arm free, finding it easier to turn and fight to his feet this way. A shoulder to the gut stops him though. Black then jabs Cortez in the chest with a headbutt before applying another front facelock. "COR - TEZ!" "COR - TEZ!" "COR - TEZ!" "COR - TEZ!" COLE And this Glasgow crowd, getting behind The Urban Legend and firmly against the 'Southerner' from below the border. COACH Scotland must be one of the few places in the world where the south and below the border are more welcoming places. Wearing down Cortez with the facelock, Black drags him into the centre of the ring. Butterflying the arms, he then takes him over with a suplex and looks for the pin... 1... 2... Kickout. Black applies a keylock on the arm, but Cortez quickly rolls out of it and to his feet... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...where he greets Black with a knifedge chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and another! Black cuts off the offence with a quick knee to the gut, sending Cortez off into the ropes. An attempted headbutt to the chest doesn't pay though, as Cortez floats over top, pulling Black down with a sunset flip... 1... 2... No! Black charges as he gets to his feet... but he runs into the path of a rolling back kick to the stomach! COLE There's the martial arts background of Cortez. With a sweep of the legs, Cortez takes Black down and quickly lands with a Standing Moonsault... 1... 2... Kickout. Coming off the ropes, Cortez swings... and misses with a clothesline. Going behind on The Urban Legend, Black shoves Cortez sternum first into the turnbuckles. Cortez staggers backwards into a forearm to the kidney area, then gets taken up and over with a back suplex. COACH They don't teach you that in the class of whatever generic martial art Cortez is trained in though! Off the ropes, Black gets some nice height on a kneedrop and presses a forearm against Cortez's jawbone as he makes the lateral press... 1... 2... No! Black shoots a glare to the referee, then clubs Cortez in the chest to let out his frustration. COACH I hope you were paying attention just then Chioda. That could be you, real quick. Think on. "BLACK SUCKS!" "BLACK SUCKS!" "BLACK SUCKS!" "BLACK SUCKS!" Frustration is now aimed at the crowd as Black leans over the ropes, exchanging some heated words with people in the third and fourth rows who are on their feet giving him the most abuse. COLE I'm sure somewhere Landon Maddix is watching on. And no prizes for guessing which one of his 'followers' he's cheering on. COACH The good one? COLE Well, the obedient one. Sitting Cortez up, Black dis-orientates him with a double ear-clap from behind. Black then comes off the ropes in front and throws out his boot just looking to take his head off with a kick. Cortez drops backwards and clear of it however, quickly getting back to his feet and charging... into a forearm to the chest, then a European uppercut, pulling Cortez in and into another back suple... NO, Cortez floats over in mid-air and lands on top... 1... 2... Kickout. Cortez reads a sidestep and jumps to the middle rope, soaring back... and into a JUMPING European uppercut that plucks him right out of the air! Cover... 1... 2... NO! COLE Only two, Cortez got caught right there. Great presence of mind from Black to improvise with the uppercut. Looking to regain control of the pace, Black goes back to the seated abdominal stretch on The Urban Legend. Cortez is close enough to the ropes and reaches out a foot looking to place it on the bottom rope. He can't quite reach though, not in time anyway as Black swats the foot away and drags Cortez out an inch or two. Cortez goes for the ropes with a foot again though, so the Englishman changes tact and leans back, stacking him up on his shoulders... 1... 2... NO! Black keeps control of an arm and drags Cortez up, wringing the arm and whipping him across the ring. Backing off the opposite set of ropes, up goes Black with a high knee to catch Cortez on the rebound, making a quick cover... 1... 2... Two again! BLACK You gotta be bloody kiddin' me! "COR - TEZ!" "COR - TEZ!" "COR - TEZ!" "COR - TEZ!" With the crowd really starting to get to him now Black marches back to his feet and stalks after the referee, complaining about the count. Chioda doesn't back down and threatens to DQ Black, which is about the only thing saving him from the Brit's attentions. Black points a finger in his face before he turns to the crowd to throw some more threats around. COLE Hostile territory or not, Black really ought to be paying more attention to his opponent than he is to the crowd. All of this is just serving to give Todd time to recover. Once Black eventually gets done shouting his mouth off, he goes back after Cortez who has gotten back to his feet by this point. A forearm shot dazes Cortez, allowing Black to reel him in by the arm and take him to the canvas with a fireman's carry. Black looks to bar the arm from there. But Todd leans back and fires back with a kick... *SMACK!* ...that catches Black right in the side of the head!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE And that's what Black gets for his nonchalance towards his opponent! Both men are down now, Black seeing stars and hearing bells after that kick. Cortez takes the chance to get his own bearings back before at the count of '5', the two start to climb back to their feet. Shaking off the grogginess, Black grabs onto Cortez by the scruff of the neck and delivers a hard European uppercut. Cortez responds with a European uppercut of his own though. Right back comes Black, European uppercut. But Cortez comes back with another European uppercut. Neither man shows any signs of backing down, Black with a European, Cortez firing back a split second later. Trying to summon some extra strength, a loud shout growls out from Black's mouth as he fires off one, two, three European uppercuts... but Cortez climbs right back to his feet the moment he hits the mat! Cortez grabs the shocked Black, firing a European from the right, then one from the left. A kick to the back of the knee shakes Black's foundations and a round kick to the gut leaves him doubled over, allowing Cortez to pull him into a standing headsci... NO! Black picks the leg and takes Todd down, crossing over the legs and applying the Regal Stretch!! COACH Beautiful, beautiful! That is wrestling! COLE Black pulling a page from a fellow Englishman's book, looking to tap Cortez right here! Fighting to keep the arm out of the hold doesn't work and Cortez is trapped in the stretch to the despair of the fans. Referee Chioda asks Todd if he wants to give it up, a wag of the finger saying no just for now. But Black pulls back on the head and puts even more pressure on the shoulder! "COR - TEZ!" "COR - TEZ!" "COR - TEZ!" "COR - TEZ!" Still Cortez won't give in yet though and he tries to claw himself forward with the one free limb he has. Black pulls up on the hold a couple more times, yelling at Cortez to "bloody well tap already". Cortez grits his teeth and hangs in through the pain though, summoning up some extra energy before making another crawl. Despairingly Black pulls back again. But Cortez is determined and he reaches out with his right hand, unable to see where he's reaching... ...but FINDING THE BOTTOM ROPE!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA..." Black immediately breaks the hold and pulls Cortez back to his feet before he's barely had chance to relax from escaping the hold. Crossing the arms across the chest, he elevates The Urban Legend up... and sits out with the BRITTANIA BOMB!! COLE And the reprieve did not last long... 1... 2... NO!!! COLE ...BUT CORTEZ KICKS OUT! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Not believing it, Black stomps back up to his feet again. In a fit of rage he kicks the bottom rope and starts to go after referee Chioda, before thinking better of it. Instead, he turns back to Cortez and shouts at him to get back to his feet. Black loads up the line, as Todd uses the ropes to pull himself back up. COLE Could be a Lariat coming. Up to his feet, Cortez holds his left shoulder as he turns around. Coming in roaring, Black does a 360 and throws his BLACK LARIA... ...DUCKED! Black misses with the Lariat and walks right into Cortez, who picks the legs and drives Black down with a Crotch Droppah! Away hobbles Black nursing his nether regions, as Cortez comes out of the corner with a big SUPERKICK!! COACH AH! COLE A superkick! What better way to head to School's Out than that? Dragging himself over, Cortez drops on top of Black with the cover... 1... 2... KICKOUT! Cortez drags himself right back up and gives the dreaded signal! COLE He's going for it! Riot Act Plus, can he get the 238 pound Black up and over with it? Bending down to pick Black up, Cortez takes a headbutt to the breadbasket and we won't find out. Black then pulls himself up and lunges with a Lariat... *WHAM!* AND CONNECTS! COACH Oh, took his head off! Hook of the leg by Black... 1... 2... KICKOUT! "COR - TEZ!" "COR - TEZ!" "COR - TEZ!" "COR - TEZ!" Black leads Cor - tez back to his feet, growling under his breath as he does so. And after yelling something in the ear of his supposed 'team-mate', he rears back with another Laria... NO! Cortez ducks again, this time driving Black backwards on the back of his head with an STO! Rolling head over heels, Black ends up on his knees. Cortez pulls him up to his feet though, delivering a hard kick to the chest. Black rocks back off the ropes... ...and gets NAILED with a Roundhouse Kick to the side of the head! He's still up though... ...so Cortez NAILS him with a second Roundhouse Kick, catching him in the back of the head this time! Black wobbles but still stays up. He's too dazed to defend against being pulled into a standing headscissors however, Cortez taking a step away from the ropes... COLE LOOK OUT... *WHAM!* "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" BLACK GETS SPIKED ON HIS SPIKEY HEAD WITH THE RIOT ACT PLUS~!~1~!~1!!~!!! COLE HE GOT IT! Cover by Cortez... 1... 2... 3!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Todd Cortez is going to School's Out!!! *DINGDINGDING!* Cortez rolls off of Black and punches a fist above himself, hand raised in victory by referee Chioda. Holding his neck, Black rolls groggily from the ring and to the floor, flat out on the outside and taunted unmercilessly by the Scottish crowd as Cortez's hand is raised again. BUFFER Your winner of the match... and, the winner of the number one contendership tournament, to face Tha Puerto Rican at School's Out 2008... "THE URBAN LEGEND"... TTOOOOOOODD... CCOOOOORRRRRRRTTEEEEEEEZZZZZ!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Another week, another Riot Act, another victory for Todd Cortez! And now he has the chance of a lifetime, to challenge for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship at School's Out! What an effort! The usually stoic and reserved Cortez works the crowd celebrating his victory, while Nathaniel Black now tries to get back into the ring on his wobbly legs. Referees head out from the back, having come out to help Nathaniel to the back but now forced to restrain him from getting into the ring instead as he tries to get retribution for the defeat. Cortez takes a glance out at him and raises a smile as Black points a finger threateningly his way. COACH This wasn't supposed to happen. The wrong man won, it was supposed to be Cucaracha Internacional's night... but not Todd Cortez's!! COLE But it is Todd Cortez's night and it's got nothing to do with Cucaracha Internacional, with Landon Maddix, with whoever. It's all about Todd Cortez! COACH No it's not, it'll never be about him! COLE Well, get use... COACH What the heck is this now!? Black continues to be restrained by the referees, as right past him down the aisle heads the World Champion himself, THA PUERTO RICAN!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Dressed in his finest championship apparrel, PRL slides into the ring and motions for the referees to get rid of Black, which is easier said than done. PRL then turns and comes face to face with Cortez. A wry smile forms on the Champion's lips as he looks at Cortez, ready for whatever fight may come... and totally misjudging PR, as he gives Cortez a round of applause. COLE It looks like the Champ has his own congratulations, for his new number one contender. PR continues the applause until Cortez seems to ease up, then takes a step closer. A few words not caught by the microphones are laid out by the Champ, seemingly pretty amicable as he then extends a hand in respect. Cortez eyes it up for a second or two, maybe a little wary of the new PRL. But, after thinking about it, he shakes... ...which is when "Megalomaniac" hits! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Oh, come on! Stepping out from the entrance with a face like thunder, Maddix scowls into the ring. His first action is to calm down Nathaniel Black and stop him from laying out any referees and picking up any costly fines. After that's taken care of and Black has stomped off to the back, Landon then turns his attentions to the ring where PRL and Cortez look on. MADDIX Well well. Congratulations, Todd. You've finally made it. But... you see, we all know what that really is. Everybody watching knows it. Everybody here in Glasgow knows it. And PRL, you know it too. It's because of ME! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" MADDIX Without me Cortez, you'd be nothing and you continue to throw all that in my face, time after time and I am officially sick of it. I'm sick and I'm tired of trying to mould you into a star, only to have you take all the credit. Without me you would be nothing but a one-move wonder living on borrowed time. Well, guess what Todd? Tick tock, tick tock, time is finally wearing thin on La Cucaracha pal! You don't DESERVE this. Not after the way you conned your way into forcing me into a match at AngleMania. Not after getting the 6-Man Titles temporarily taken away from Cucaracha Internacional. And certainly not for screwing over Nathaniel Black here tonight and costing us what we worked so hard for! You don't deserve any of this. And my patience has finally worn out. Reaching into his back pocket, Landon pulls out a couple of sheets of paper. MADDIX Whether you like it or not, you are an official member of Cucaracha Internacional still. Not the proud, loyal member I wish you were, but a member nonetheless. And as leader of Cucaracha Internacional, what I say goes. So, I've been looking into some things with my lawyers recently and I've had this drawn up, just incase you stepped over the line one more time. And you just have tonight. So, Todd... as of right now, the Riot Act Plus is officially BANNED from the OAOAST! COLE WHAT!? COACH About damn time. Cortez has the same reaction, as does PRL. MADDIX As long as you're a member of Cucaracha Internacional... which you are... then you can't use your fancy-pants little piledriver. If you do? Then you'll be immediately hit with a thirty-day suspension. And by my reckoning, that means if you use the Riot Act Plus between now and School's Out, it's bye-bye number one contendership. Or, if you wait it out and use it at School's Out... well, even if you win the World Title, you'll have to be stripped of the title anyway. How's that sound Todd? Cortez just glares a hole through Landon's chest from the ring. Putting away the contract, Landon holds up a hand. MADDIX Of course, there is fineprint, like any good contract. Like I said, the move is now banned so long as you're a member of Cucaracha Internacional. But I've also got another contract, the finishing touches being put to it as we speak by Megan and my team. See, you can have your little piledriver back, on one condition. I'll give you a match, one on one, next week in Milan, Italy. And if you beat me... you're out of Cucaracha Internacional. You can go back to standing on your own two feet again, which is what you want so desperately, free to find your own way in the world. All you have to do is beat me... without the Riot Act Plus, of course. Looking a little dubious, Cortez asks "What's the catch?" MADDIX Of course, there's another side of the coin. See, if I beat you, whether that be by pinning you like I did at AngleMania or by you getting yourself disqualified and suspended, then like all good followers you have to share the wealth. And by that, I mean your newly found number one contendership. PRL's eyebrow perks up. MADDIX If I beat you, then the clause stands AND it'll be a triple-threat match at School's Out, featuring yours truly! It's really your choice though. If you don't mind staying where you belong under my wing, then you really don't have to listen to a word I'm saying. Away marches Cortez to grab a microphone, ready to answer only for PRL to get in his face. PRL tries to give Cortez his own advice on what to do, but it doesn't seem to be what Todd wants to hear as he brushes the World Champion aside and points a finger at Maddix. CORTEZ I'll see you in Milan. COLE Wow! Landon grins to himself, especially when he sees the look on PRL's face all of a sudden. PRL stares over at Cortez, who continues to stare at Landon, the cocky La Cucaracha dusting his hands with satisfaction as he turns to leave. COLE I don't know what to make of all this. Next week, The Milan Spectacular, it'll be Maddix versus Cortez... either Cortez wins his freedom or Landon shares the School's Out spoils! You don't want to miss that, join us here on TSM for the Milan Spectacular. From The Coach, I'm Michael Cole, we will see you then! With Landon gone, PRL and Cortez are left looking at one another in the ring as HeldDOWN~! fades to black. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites