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Ask Wilford Brimley

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Explain yourself.

 

I don't know what this country's coming to when a man can't enjoy a day at the beach without some got damn papparazo taking happy snaps and putting them in every two-cent supermarket rag in the country. And who in the hell wants to see that, anyway?

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Mr. Brimley,

 

What are your thoughts on the youtube mash-up video consisting of your diabetes commercials mixed with the song "Rock Me Amadeus" ?

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See, when I was breaking into the business back in the '40s, showbiz was a man's pursuit. Sure, you had a few fruitcakes here and there, but they were the exception. For every Rock Hudson, you had ten Ronnie Reagans and Jimmy Stewarts and Rock Hudsons to balance things out. Now every damn part I get, I'm having to take direction from some Austrian homo with a ponytail and pants so tight you can make out every wrinkle on his nutsack. It just don't interest me any more. I'm an old man. In the time it takes me to do one damn scene for one of these pictures they're making nowadays, I could do fifty diabeetus commercials for the same money. It didn't used to be like this before the whole damn thing went to the queers.

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Mr. Brimley,

 

What are your thoughts on the youtube mash-up video consisting of your diabetes commercials mixed with the song "Rock Me Amadeus" ?

 

I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

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